For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios. I have no words to say how angry I am.
girl: babe I'm pregnant you're the father
guy: can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!
girl: haha! got me! you're not the father
April Fools Day............ The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
Alright 2020, you’ve had your fun. Now say ‘April fools’ and let us get back to our lives, yeah?
Today my wife told me she's pregnant because of the mailman
"Really?" I asked her.
"No, April Fools!" she replied, "I got an abortion".
And now for a completely, totally, 100% original joke that's never been seen on this subreddit before: April fools!
This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them. Still no matches.
A man wake up from a coma and see that Trump is president... ... he says "Wow this is a really elaborate April fool's joke".
Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from the dead and bless us all this Easter! April Fools!
Girlfriend to boyfriend
GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on 24th March
April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.
Parents should wake their kids up early tomorrow and tell them to get ready for school because coronavirus was canceled April Fool's
So I met my girlfriend the other day april fools! i don't have a girlfriend hahaha haha ha....ha.......
In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment. In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.
"mom, dad, I have something important to tell you: I'm straight"
Parents: "You do realize we just assume you're straight until you tell us otherwise, yes?"
Child: "HA! Got you! April fools!"
Why isn't Blizzard doing an April Fools joke this year? Diablo Immortal was already announced at Blizzcon
Tee Pee a House on, April Fool's, 2020
Wouldn’t today, April Fool’s Day, 2020, be the best time to TeePee someone’s house?
The neighborhood will clean it up in four minutes.
I have an April fools joke going on with my landlord I am not paying rent this April 1st hehe, don't tell him
I just thought of the ultimate April Fool's Prank. Let me spell it out for you. I T O U T F O R Y O U
Today is the day many people will confess to their crushes And say it was an April fool's joke when they get rejected
This morning my wife walk's into the kitchen as I am fixing my morning coffee.
Wife in a very excited tone: "Babe! Babe! I'm pregnant you're going to be a father!"
Me: "Ha! Can't fool me it's April Fools Day!"
Wife: "Haha, got me, you're not the father."
Ah. Here again comes the April Fools' Day. Some men outside screaming horrendous things. They never grow up. Wait. It was the news on the TV.
My boyfriend said he wanted to break up on April Fool’s day It would have been funnier if he hadn’t been saying it for weeks now.
Everyone: *suffers three months of misery beginning with New Year’s Day* 2020(after March 31st): APRIL FOOLS!
Man commits suicide on April fools
We could say his life was a joke.
I'll see myself out...
I didn't make the joke, my friend told me the joke and told me to post it on here.
I think you can still April Fool someone when there is a referrence to April 1st. April Fools
James Bond is going to be played by a woman As a woman, James Bond's name will be Fools, April Fools.
She has a good sense of humor. My girlfriend caught me cheating with another girl today and i shouted April fool . She just smiled and went into the kitchen to cook for us because she knows we will be hungry after we finish .
They told me I was getting holiday pay for working Easter... ... When I finished my shift, my manager said 'April Fool's!'
Apple is a joke. Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.
I decided to teach my cousins a lesson about Easter and April Fools today... So I sent them on an easter egg hunt but didn't hide any eggs
Today I saw a boy running with a ticket on his hand at railway station..
Next thing I remember he was lying on the ground and ticket says 9 3/4 Hogwarts.
He missed april fools day
I have a girlfriend.
Today is the only day I can post this.
April fools. I’m happily married.
After the operation, there was good news and bad news...
"Give me the bad news first, doc."
"The surgery was a complete success, and you are expected to make a full recovery."
"Wait, then what's the good news?"
"It's April Fool's Day."
Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day? Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.