My colleagues took April Fools Day pretty seriously this year Over a month and a half of going into the office and they're all still hiding from me
Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
Girlfriend to boyfriend
GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on 24th March
This morning my wife walk's into the kitchen as I am fixing my morning coffee.
Wife in a very excited tone: "Babe! Babe! I'm pregnant you're going to be a father!"
Me: "Ha! Can't fool me it's April Fools Day!"
Wife: "Haha, got me, you're not the father."
April fools day on a news channel Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day? Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
Today I saw a boy running with a ticket on his hand at railway station..
Next thing I remember he was lying on the ground and ticket says 9 3/4 Hogwarts.
He missed april fools day
Apple is a joke. Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.