My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke
Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause you don't look so grate," says Dr. JaColby as he examines Farmesan. Dr JaColby remarks, "The problem is you have a dactyly." A confused Farmesan replies,"Please doc, Brie more specific!"
"Sorry," says Dr. JaColby, "that's medical Jargonzola meaning you lactose." Farmesan looks down at his left foot and sees milk spilling out of stumps where his toes should be. "Holey Cheesus, the whole of my foot is Swiss, how Gouda have missed this?" Looking down at his milk-spilling foot, Farmesan wells up. "Don't cry over that, it's really nacho fault. I know a whey to fix this." says Dr. JaColby. "O queso what are we going to do?" asks Farmesan. "Ricotta coagulate the Milk coming out of your foot to Gruyère new toes." Doctor JaColby drops some coagulant on each stub and five chee-toes form on his foot. "Casein point, you're all cheddar now!" Dr JaColby exclaims. "I'm curd!" proclaims Farmesan. Farmesan walks back to his cottage fetas a fiddle.