A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus are playing a card game. Who wins? The dumb blonde does. The other two don't exist.
I was telling 'dumb blonde' jokes in a bar. Suddenly a muscular blonde-haired man ran right at me with a sharp razor and screamed "I've had just about enough of you!" Luckily for me, I was left completely unharmed, as he couldn't find a place to plug it in.
A dumb blonde calls the fire department because her home is on fire.
"Help me, help me! My house is on fire!" she says.
"Ok, how do we get to your home". replies the dispatcher.
"DUH! Big red truck!"
Why did the dumb blonde have a bruise near her belly button? Because blonde men are dumb too.
blonde joke Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!
A dumb blonde was asked, "What item would you bring with you if went back in time?" She said, "A calender from 2020, duh."
My girlfriend got her hair dyed blonde...
Then she asked me if it felt like I was with another woman, and I replied... " Only when I go home to my wife."
I'm not really married, but she's a dumb blonde and will believe anything.
A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.
During mandatory sensitivity training, we were asked if dumb blonde jokes were appropriate in the workplace. Whatever you do, don't say "Isn't dumb blonde redundant?"