In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses. In Capitalist America, businesses own the government.
*Insert edgy quotes
I, someday, want to make an edgy football joke on this sub.
It's my goal post.
I don't like dodecahedrons
They are too edgy for me.
New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'.
Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD.
I matched with this guy on Tinder. He said he wasn’t like your average single Pringle – he was like a Dorito, edgy and spicy.
I hooked up with him. He definitely wasn’t plain round.
Why did the edgy teenager lock himself in the freezer ?
He taught it was cool.
I'm like Microsoft Edge
Nobody likes me, but I'm edgy
Where do edgy teens come from?
I was about to tell you a joke about an emo pentagon
But it was too edgy
Why did the square breakup with the circle?
She wasn't edgy enough!
My girlfriend says she's going to a club called "The Cube" tonight...
Sounds pretty edgy to me.
Do you know why I hate hexagons more than squares?
Because hexagons are more edgy
Want to hear a quality joke about knives?
On second thought, I can't tell it. It's too edgy
Want to hear my joke about cliffs?
It’s too edgy
I was going to make a joke about the Samsung S8...
...but its a little bit edgy
What's edgy and sorry about it?
An emo Canadian
What do edgy teenagers and energy companies have in common?
They both want more Jules.
Why do emos like razors...
Because they are as edgy as them
Edgy Knock knock joke
The pilot. Let me in
you know why I dont trust little knives?
they are little edgy
My favourite shape is an iscosehedron
Yeah, I'm that edgy
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything just crashed.
What do geologists and edgy teens have in common?
They both like rock.
Sign at the airport says "no sharp or edgy stuff"
Oh then im gonna leave my humor behind
I don't really appreciate jokes about Microsoft's new browser.
They're too Edgy for me.