Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts?
Because there's no such thing as safe space.
How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.
I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food.
Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.
Ethnic jokes are funny, but
someone always gets offended. So I'm going to make up an ethnicity, let's call it Cleavens. There no one is a Cleaven so they can't get offended.
Okay, so two black cleavens walk into a bar...
What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour.
And then the building exploded.
I Want To Open A Bath House Staffed Entirely By Minorites
I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.
joke my uncle told me as a kid
so 3 men go into a brothel what are their ethnic backgrounds the guy coming out........ finnish. the guy going in.......... russian. the guy currently in there........ himalayen
What’s the difference between a panda and a cop in an ethnic restaurant?
A panda eats chutes and leaves. The cop eats, shoots and leaves.
It is being reported that black and ethnic minority groups are at higher risk to Coronavirus
As if this virus wasn't bad enough, it turns out it is racist too.
How many members of a given ethnic group does it take to change a lightbulb?
A finite number! One to to change the bulb, the rest to act in a manner stereotypically derogatory to their ethnicity!
How does every ethnic joke start?
By looking over your shoulder
The votes are in, and California has legalized Marijuana.
however, one ethnic group that voted disproportionately against the proposition were Cambodian-Americans. When asked why, most said that they'd had bad prior experiences with Pot.
What ethnic group do cannibals eat on thanksgiving?
I've decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa.
I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.
What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?
Justice isn't always black and white
Why did Hitler go to Asian spas ?
Because he loved ethnic cleansing.
Since it's, I assume, mainly rednecks that'll follow Trump's advice...
Does this count as ethnic cleansing?
Why does the U.N. keep close tabs on laundromats?
They’re watching for ethnic cleansing.
What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers?
Why the Germans? (warning: dark)
Why do they keep saying we should avoid "Krauts"? I know Corona is spreading in Germany, but its far worse in China, Italy and Iran. And you never hear any ethnic slurs about those places in the media...
What's the difference between Ethnic Cleansing and Ethnic Cleaning?
What comes out of the shower.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans walk into a fine restaurant....
....... "I'm sorry," said the maître d', "you can't come in here without a Thai."
The World's Best Ethnic Joke.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, am Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Columbian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portugese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyztani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukranian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant. "I'm sorry," said the maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans...
... walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group...
"You can't come in here without a Thai."
One day a man runs out of gas the the highway.
He walks around for a while and sees a man walking around and examining sign posts. He stops and asks him what he's doing. The man goes
"I'm just scoping out sign posts, y'know, reporting the ones that need to be removed." The man who ran out of gas figured that it made sense, but had a few questions.
"Ok but who are you reporting them to? And why do they need to be removed?" The guy working says
"We reports the to the 'Merican Association of Working to Destroy Signs, or as we like to call them, MAWDS. And there's a good reason as to remove them, the locals in this town are from a different ethnic group, so they speak a different language. Unfortunately their language is constantly evolving, and the signs here are outdated." The man is very intrigued, and asks him how they are outdated. The worker says "50 years ago the commands for "one way" "yeild" and "stop" we're Fee Nee and Ree. Over the years the pronounciation of the words has changed and so has the spelling as a result making the Fae Nae and Rae." The Man goes "Okay, but on your checklist your only reporting the signs that say Fee, and Nee, whats up with that?" The worker looks at him and says,
"The MAWDS don't remove Ree posts"
I heard one of the most compelling speeches today.
Last night, I went to the theater to see the night show. It was a ventriloquist who specialized in blonde jokes.
*"...so the blind man said 'Not if I have to explain it five times!'"*
The audience roared with laughter with the puppet, but it died out as a blonde woman walked onto the stage, and took the mic from the puppet.
"I think I speak for all blondes in the audience when I say that these jokes can be very offensive," she began. "You, and many other comedians make jokes at the expense of us blondes."
"How is it fair that ethnic and gender jokes are the ones that cause riots, but blondes can be laughed at with no consequences? We have endured heckling as merciless as jokes regarding racism and sexism. Your act is rude, and no one has called you out on it... until now. I request you find your humor elsewhere."
The ventriloquist was amazed. "Wow," he said. "Your speech touched me. Of course I can sto-"
The blonde interrupted. "You stay out of this! I'm talking to the little idiot on your knee."
The Generic Ethnic Joke
A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group, and proceeded to make a remark which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group, whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning, the first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion, but the other meaning of which serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group. The first person took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way!
(Saved from February 3, 1989 off RIT's VAX NOTES, posted by Mark Hayes at the time.)
The Golden Mouse
I was playing Terraria when I caught a golden mouse. I told my wife, 'I just caught a punchline.'
'What do you mean.'
'I caught a golden mouse. It's the punchline to any number of racist jokes.'
So I went into the one I knew best.
A man is having mouse problems. SEVERE mouse problems. He goes into a hardware store and begs the clerk there for help.
"Have you tried cats? Traps?"
"The cats have all run away. One mouse dies in each of the traps and then the others take the cheese. I've tried poison, baits, everything! They killed the boa-constrictor I got. Can you help me? Please?"
"Well," the clerk says, "I might be able to help you, but you *have* to keep this secret." He then reaches under the counter and pulls out a tiny golden mouse statue.
"What am I supposed to do with that?" The mouse-harried man asks incredulously.
"Just leave it out overnight. You'll know what to do in the morning."
Sighing, the man takes the golden mouse home and puts it on his mantle.
The next morning he is SHOCKED to see thousands of mice in his living room, all staring up in awe at the golden mouse.
Carefully, he picks it up. All the mice turn to track it as he moves it off the mantle.
He take a step back... the mice scramble to keep up.
He takes it out the front door. The mice all follow in a little rodent stampede.
Grinning, he walks the statue down to the harbor, keeping it in view of the mice the whole time. All the mice follow him relentlessly. He even picks up several mice along the way, all fixated on the golden mouse.
He hurls the golden mouse as far as he can out into the bay.
Sure enough, the mice stampede into the water, eventually swimming down below the surface to try to reach the golden mouse.
Less than five minutes later, he starts seeing little soggy specks float to the surface by the hundreds.
Fifteen minutes later he's back at the hardware shop.
"Oh, don't tell me that didn't work," the clerk says, crossing his arms.
"That's not it!" the man shouts in excitement.
"You need another one?" The clerk asks.
"No, no! I wanted to see if you had a little golden [INSERT ETHNIC SLUR HERE]."
My wife says, 'Funny, but horrible.'
Three people of distinctly different national and/or ethnic origins walk into a bar.
The first one says something normal and expected.
The second one says something equally typical of what a person in their position might say.
The third one insults all of their countrymen and/or other group to which they belong by making a remark or behavior that is both stereotypical of that group of people, as well as entirely inappropriate to the situation.
Since it is ethnic joke day and all here's a Greek one.
Little Jim comes home from Sunday school.
Mom: What did they teach you today, honey?
Jim: Today they taught us about Moses. God sent him on a secret mission to free the Hebrews from Egypt. When they got to the Red Sea Moses had his mechanics build a bridge so everyone could pass but when the Egyptians arrived and started crossing the bridge he called for backup from his radio and his mine squad blew the bridge up, drowning the Egyptians and saving the Hebrews.
Mom: There's no way they taught you that!
Jim: Yeah, but if I told you the bullshit the psator told us, there's no way you would believe me!
Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so here goes!
A person from Afghanistan, a person from Albania, a person from Andorra, a person from Angola, a person from Anguilla, a person from Antarctica, a person from Antigua and Barbuda, a person from Argentina, a person from American Samoa, a person from Austria, a person from Australia, a person from Aruba, a person from Armenia, a person from Azerbaijan, a person from Bosnia and Herzegovina, a person from Barbados, a person from Bangladesh, a person from Belgium, a person from Burkina Faso, a person from Bulgaria, a person from Bahrain, a person from Burundi, a person from Benin, a person from Bermuda, a person from Brunei Darussalam, a person from Bolivia
a person from Brazil, a person from Bahamas, a person from Bhutan, a person from Bouvet Island, a person from Botswana, a person from Belarus, a person from Belize, a person from Canada, a person from Cocos (Keeling) Islands, a person from The Democratic Republic of the Congo, a person from the Central African Republic, a person from Congo, a person from Switzerland, a person from Côte d'Ivoire, a person from Cook Islands, a person from Chile, a person from Cameroon, a person from China, a person from Colombia, a person from Costa Rica, a person from Cuba, a person from Cape Verde, a person from Christmas Island, a person from Cyprus, a person from Czech Republic, a person from Germany, a person from Djibouti, a person from Denmark, a person from Dominica
a person from Dominican Republic, a person from Algeria, a person from Ecuador, a person from Estonia, a person from Egypt, a person from Western Sahara, a person from Eritrea, a person from Spain, a person from Ethiopia, a person from Finland, a person from Fiji, a person from Falkland Islands (Malvinas), a person from British Indian Ocean Territory, a person from Iraq, a person from Islamic Republic of Iran, a person from Iceland, a person from Italy, a person from Jamaica, a person from Jordan, a person from Japan, a person from Kenya, a person from Kyrgyzstan, a person from Cambodia, a person from Kiribati, a person from Comoros, a person from Saint Kitts and Nevis, a person from Democratic People's Republic of Korea, a person from El Salvador, a person from Syrian Arab Republic, a person from Swaziland, a person from Turks and Caicos Islands, a person from Chad, a person from French Southern Territories, a person from Togo, a person from Tajikistan, a person from Tokelau, a person from Turkmenistan, a person from Tunisia, a person from Tonga, a person from East Timor, a person from Turkey, a person from Trinidad and Tobago, a person from Tuvalu, a person from Taiwan, Province of China, a person from United Republic of Tanzania, a person from Ukraine, a person from Uganda, a person from United States Minor Outlying Islands, a person from United States, a person from Uruguay, a person from Uzbekistan, a person from Venezuela, a person from British Virgin Islands, a person from U.S. Virgin Islands, a person from Vietnam, a person from Vanuatu, a person from Wallis and Futuna, a person from Samoa, a person from Yemen, a person from Mayotte, a person from Yugoslavia, a person from South Africa, a person from Federated States of Micronesia, a person from Faroe Islands, a person from France, a person from Gabon, a person from United Kingdom, a person from Grenada, a person from Georgia, a person from French Guiana, a person from Ghana, a person from Gibraltar, a person from Greenland, a person from Gambia, a person from Guinea, a person from Guadeloupe, a person from Equatorial Guinea, a person from Greece, a person from South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, a person from Guatemala, a person from Guam, a person from Guinea-Bissau, a person from Guyana, a person from Hong Kong, a person from Heard Island and McDonald Islands, a person from Honduras, a person from Croatia, a person from Haiti, a person from Hungary, a person from Indonesia, a person from Ireland, a person from Israel, a person from India, a person from Libyan Arab Jamahiriya, a person from Morocco, a person from Monaco, a person from Republic of Moldova, a person from Madagascar, a person from Marshall Islands, a person from The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, a person from Mali, a person from Myanmar, a person from Mongolia, a person from Macau, a person from Northern Mariana Islands, a person from Martinique, a person from Mauritania, a person from Montserrat, a person from Malta, a person from Mauritius, a person from Maldives, a person from Malawi, a person from Mexico, a person from Malaysia, a person from Mozambique, a person from Namibia, a person from New Caledonia, a person from Niger, a person from Norfolk Island, a person from Nigeria, a person from Nicaragua, a person from Netherlands, a person from Norway, a person from Nepal, a person from Niue, a person from New Zealand, a person from Oman, a person from Panama, a person from Peru, a person from French Polynesia, a person from Papua New Guinea, a person from Netherlands Antilles, a person from Philippines, a person from Pakistan, a person from Poland, a person from Saint Pierre and Miquelon, a person from Pitcairn, a person from Puerto Rico, a person from Portugal, a person from Palau, a person from Paraguay, a person from Qatar, a person from Réunion, a person from Romania, a person from Russian Federation, a person from Rwanda, a person from Republic of Korea, a person from Kuwait, a person from Cayman Islands, a person from Kazakhstan, a person from Lao people's democratic Republic, a person from Lebanon, a person from Saint Lucia, a person from Liechtenstein, a person from Sri Lanka, a person from Liberia, a person from Lesotho, a person from Lithuania, a person from Luxembourg, a person from Latvia, a person from San Marino, a person from Senegal, a person from Somalia, a person from Suriname, a person from Sao Tome and Principe, a person from Saudi Arabia, a person from Solomon Islands, a person from Seychelles, a person from Sudan, a person from Sweden, a person from Singapore, a person from Saint Helena, a person from Slovenia, a person from Svalbard and Jan Mayen, a person from Slovakia, a person from Sierra Leone, a person from United Arab Emirates, a person from Zambia and a person from Zimbabwe walk into a bar.
The bouncer stops them and says, ‘Sorry. I can’t let you in without a Thai.’
Ever heard of an Irish bath?
An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.
Whatever you call it, it’s all just ethnic cleansing.
Two guys from the mentally challenged ethnic group of your choice are building a house
One notices that the other is discarding half of the nails that he pulls out of his pouch.
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"
"The head is on the wrong end."
"Don't throw them away, you idiot! Those are for the other side of the house!"
The Smiths move to a small town called Kwisition...
They're a white family, and all of their neighbors belong to various ethnic backgrounds. African-Americans (the Jacksons), Arabs (the Husseins), Italians (the Capitanis), Japanese (the Takedas), Spanish (the Garcias), Brazilian (the Silveiras), and many others.
The closest neighbors to the Smiths, the Garcias and the Jacksons, stop by the Smiths' new home to welcome them to the neighborhood, and invite them to the annual Kwisition town picnic in a few days. The Smiths happily accept the offer.
The day of the picnic, the Smiths arrive at the park around noon, seeing many families there already, including the Jacksons, but some have not arrived yet. As they enjoy the picnic with the families there, the Husseins and the Capitanis arrive in time for the music show.
Later on, the Takedas and the Silveiras arrive just before the raffle.
The day goes on and the Smiths realize that one family in particular has not arrived yet. They go to the Jacksons and Mrs. Smith asks, "When are we expecting the Garcias?"
Mr. Jackson replies, "Nobody expects the Spanish in Kwisition."
The Soviets decided that they wanted to see which ethnic group could go the longest without eating.
So, to no one's surprise, Russians are pretty racist. My Belorussian girlfriend just told me this one, and insists that it's funny.
The Soviets decided that they wanted to see which ethnic group could go the longest without eating. They lock a Russian, a Ukrainian, a Belorussian and a "Chukcha" (Inuit) in different rooms, and tell them to call on the phone when they get hungry. One day passes and the Russian calls, two days go by and the Belarussian calls, three days gone and the Ukrainian calls. Then four, five, six days pass, and still no call from the Chukcha. The authorities go and see how he's doing, and they find an emaciated man barely clinging to life, calling out "phone, phone."
For the Russian speakers, he calls out - "телефона телефона, чукча кушать хочет."
Edit: Apparently there are hundreds of jokes making fun of the Chukchi people. According to my girlfriend "because they are funny."
Here's another one:
A Chukcha is in a taxi in the big city, and the taxi gets stuck on a narrow road behind an old woman. The driver yells at the Babushka to move along to the side of the road, but she ignores the driver and continues to plod along in the center. Eventually she makes her way to a hut on the side of the road, and the driver speeds up to pass her. At this moment the Chukcha swings open the taxi door, hitting and instantly killing the Babushka.
Turning to the taxi driver, the Chukcha says "You're a horrible hunter, if I hadn't opened the door, she would have gotten away."
For the Russian speakers, he call outs - "Если бы чукча не открыл дверь, ушла бы бабка."
Different ethnic groups in the USSR have a meeting.
Each group has a representative, who must talk about what it is like living in the soviet union (and praise lenin and communism along the way if they don't want to get killed).
The Chukchi people live in Siberia, and haven't had it so great under soviet rule. Their representative begins to speak.
"After the revolution, in 1922 when the soviet union was formed, we had 1 feeling: cold."
"A few years later, we began to have another feeling: hunger."
This raised some eyebrows.
"And now we have 3 feelings: cold, hunger, and a great appreciation for the communist party."
Collection of Jokes that Indians tell each other about ethnic stereotypes from various parts of India.
One Gujarati = a stock-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujaratis = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = election booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
Mallu (Kerala person)
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.
UP Bhaiyya (From Uttar Pradesh)
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.
One Andhraite = chilli farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
Tam-Brahm (Brahmin from Tamil Nadu)
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites = film studio.
Three Bombayites = slum
Four Bombayites = the number of people standing on your foot in the train
at rush hour
Marwari (Trading caste from Northwest India)
One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis.
Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews.
During the long process of history, by relying on our own diligence, courage and wisdom, Chinese people have opened up a good and beautiful home where all ethnic groups live in harmony and fostered an excellent culture that never fades.
that's what xi said
One of my favorite old jokes is truer today than ever...
In the early days of the Internet in the early 90s, people in chat rooms and forums shared jokes. When the jokes started being more offensive to specific races and ethnicities the various chat room and forum moderators (only a handful of mods) decided to make a rule that any offensive joke was allowed as long as the subject of the joke was replaced with "ethnic" or "ethnics" with the theory that if the joke was good enough the reader would infer the subject of the joke.
All of the jokes were going great-- "three ethnics walked into a bar..."; "an American, a Canadian and an ethnic were on a plane..." Etc etc.
Until the latest joke started out, "Two ethnics were walking down the street when they bumped into their rabbi..."
Offensive humor ...
If you write a joke about bunnies and carrots, it's adorable. If you write the same joke about (insert ethnic group) and (insert ethnic food), it's offensive. You didn't create these associations (and or stereotypes), but you are playing off of them.
An all inclusive ethnic joke...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, some Americans (including a southerner, a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans walk into a Irish restaurant ...
"I'm sorry," said the manager, as he scrutinized the group one by one, and then barred their entrance saying, "Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai."