Met a woman with braces.
Met a wonderful woman with braces at the pub, after a few drinks and harmless flirty chatter we went back to her place. After an eventful night I finished in her mouth, now my kids are behind bars.
A man sits in a bar ordering a beer, when suddently a beautiful flirty woman walks upto him. She starts flirting with the man, when she finally revealed that: "for 100$, you can make me do anything" she then touch his cruch, and said "and I mean anything" the woman then told him: "but only if you can describe it in three words" the man took a while, and considered this offer. When he finally took out his wallet, gave the woman a 100$bill, when he said these three words: "Paint my house"
A teacher asks her students what they want to be when they grow up
Sheldon: I want to be a doctor!
Leonard: I want to be a firefighter!
Bernadette: I want to be a mother!
Howard (*in a flirty tone*): I want to help Bernadette become a mother