The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday. His wife is taking it really hard.
What do you call a midget who makes inappropriate jokes in the workplace? A little unprofessional
My girlfriend said “I believe in you” and it made me happy. But then I realised she had just affected a culturally inappropriate Jamaican accent to break the news that she was moving out.
2016 strikes again. The inventor of the inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard.
My granddad always used to say "there is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing". I say "used to', he got hit by lightening.
I'm always hard at work. But Human Resources keeps telling me that it's extremely inappropriate to have erections at the office.
This woman is trying to get me fired for giving inappropriate massages in the office. Good luck with that, lady. I don't even work here.
What do you call a person who kneels after the President makes inappropriate comments? Monica Lewinsky
Everyone's talking about how inappropriate Louis CK's behavior has been... ...personally, I think he handled himself quite well.
Son, we need to talk
'Son, we need to talk!'
'Your mother said she saw you watching inappropriate videos online. Those videos are trash, they’re garbage and if you keep watching them, you’ll go blind!'
'I’m over here.'
Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu
When interviewer asks you what you make at your current job Apparently they don't expect you to say stupid mistakes and inappropriate comments.
My wife says she’s going to divorce me because I always get erections at inappropriate times It won’t stand up in court
My dad hanged himself recently. We decided to set up a committee in his honour. However, we thought it would be inappropriate to have a chair.
Decided to eat some chips yesterday Apparently that's "super weird" and "completely inappropriate at a poker game"
A Black Man and a White Man fall out of a tree... Who hits the ground first?
The White Man, of course...
Because the Black man was stopped by the rope.
p.s. Mods, please remove if inappropriate or whatever.
What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job? You had one job.
I think it's inappropriate for men to make fun of the gender wage gap; to ignore and minimize it, or to make cheap jokes about it. Also, you could easily find some women to make those same jokes way cheaper.
I always seem to be telling jokes at the most inappropriate moments. For years I've been attempting to suppress my gag reflex.
I used to date an English teacher... ...but she dumped me for inappropriate use of the colon.
My friend was arrested for his inappropriate attraction to details. He got off on a technicality
I got kicked out of medical school for inappropriate behaviour with the cadavers I wasn’t a student. They just asked me to leave the property
What does the inappropriate strip club patron say when he finally admits he has a problem? I come here too often
My girlfriend said 'i believe in you' and it made me happy. But then i realised she had just affected a culturally inappropriate jamaican accent to break the news that she was moving out.
New quarantine pickup line:
Hey baby, just call me COVID-19, because I want to be inside you for 14 days without you knowing.
Was told this was inappropriate at work.
My teacher always touched me in inappropriate places.
The kitchen...the living room....
I hated being homeschooled.
I saw all the people complaining about inappropriate YouTube ads, and at first I thought they were kidding. Then I saw a Trojan condoms ad. I thought they were horsing around.
Did you hear the one about Xi Jinping? This joke has been flagged for violations of our new content policy, specifically our policy against inappropriate speech.
After weeks of isolation, my wife said she is getting tired of my inappropriate catch phrases... I said “That’s COVID, baby”.
Covid19 inappropriate playlist thread. Honestly, I'm surprised it not been done yet. I'll start.... REM It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)
Interviewer- What do you make at your current job? Me- Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments!
My girlfriend said “I believe in you” and it made me happy.
But then I realised she had just affected a culturally inappropriate Jamaican accent to break the news that she was moving out.
A patient walked in to an office to find their doctor taking inappropriate photos...
"What are you doing, doctor?" The patient asked.
"It's alright, they're just medic pics."
In medical school, you really do learn something new every day... ...for instance, today I learned that it's inappropriate to refer to infertile people as "seedless".
I wanted to give some money to a homeless man... But apparently it’s inappropriate to ask him does he have an apple pay
I heard about a woman at work today who is taking medication to help releave inner vaginal pain. I wanted to make jokes but it was inappropriate so it was very painful to keep it inside Just like it is for her
I hate discussing things with Jay walkers they always try to cross subjects at inappropriate times.
How can someone make more free time?
You need to f*ck a clock.
(This is more of a dad joke, but i thought that it is too inappropriate for that sub)
Why did the 2-Horned Unicorn keep getting sent home from work? Excessive Horniness is inappropriate in the workplace
My friend told me an inappropriate joke about time travelling in video games. Chrono Triggered
Interviewer: What do you make at your current job?
Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.
An Inappropriate Poem
Bounced on my boy's D,
Slapped on my girl's V,
Fuck EU Article 13,
I will keep posting all my memes.
Free Internet please.
My father, who was on his death bed, told me that I make jokes out of the most inappropriate things. Let's just say he didn't live long after that.
I used to get sexually harassed at a work. Lots of inappropriate touching. Then one day I had enough and quit. This is why I no longer work at home alone by myself.
I've been fired from my job as a bingo caller... Apparently it's inappropriate to call the number 69 as *"A meal for two with a terrible view"*.
My buddy and his wife were furious with me after I threw confetti on them as they left the church… They shouted, "This is completely inappropriate at a child's funeral!"
Both President Trump and his handshake can be described the same way An inappropriate and overly-aggressive yanky jerk that baffles foreign heads of state
2016 strikes again today as the inventory of the wildly inappropriate innuendo dies. His family is taking is suuuuuuper hard.
This chick is trying to get me fired because she claims I've been giving her inappropriate massages in the office...
I said good luck with that sweetheart.... I don't even work here.
(credit: Anthony Jeselnik)
Request: inappropriate jokes for a funeral I'm not sick and twisted or anything, just dead! No really though, I'm curious about what is it there that will never be said at a funeral, unless with poor taste
I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer.
This girl at the office keeps trying to get me fired for apparently giving her sensual massages at inappropriate times.
I said, "Go right ahead and try, I dont even work here!"