I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough. Turns out my parents weren't even related.
As the KKK are so full of hate, bigotry and want to rid America of others... Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?
I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.
What snack will you always find at a KKK rally? Salty Crackers.
Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers.
The Imperial Wizard of the KKK was just found dead near a river in Missouri... Man, the moment the EPA gets threatened people start dropping white trash in our water.
What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK? They both make black men run faster.
Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He really hates gingers
I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist.
Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas.
What do Nike and KKK have in common? They both make a black person run faster.
I don't understand why everyone says the KKK is racist. Every night at our meetings, there are lots of black people hanging around.
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney... The only KKK black men are allowed into
Y'know, the KKK actually do have some good points on their hats
Not to sound racist, but.... ...everyone in the KKK looks the same to me.
I don’t understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there’s always loads of black people hanging around.
Why did the KKK member buy a night light? He was afraid of the dark.
What do goths and the KKK have in common? They don't have to worry about mixing darks and lights in their washing machines.
Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist.
Your mom is so fat and racist... Her bra size is KKK
If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?
Why is the KKK bad at math? They don't believe in integration.
What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club? Blackburn
Breaking: Bus Carrying 53 KKK Members Overturns on I-95 There were some minor injuries, but they're all white
I think my boyfriend is a member of the KKK Because he is a wizard under the sheets.
What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire
Is the KKK really that racist? I went to one of their meetings and there were tons of black people hanging around.
What's a white supremacist's favorite cereal? Special KKK.
Why does the KKK wear those pointy hats? White Wizard Hat: +10 to racist spells, -15 to black magic. It's all about the stats, man.
What kind of toothpaste does the KKK use? Crest pro-white
What has a bunch of KKK’s and is still hated to this day? Kim Khloe Kourtney Kris Kanye Kendall Kylie
I went to the KKK rally expecting it to be totally boring. But you know what? It was all-white.
If the KKK owned a town... It would be a ghost town
Now I'm the last person to be racist... Because I'm always late to the KKK rallies!
Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?
The White-Power Ranger
I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
What is a KKK member's favorite game? Hangman
What does the KKK prefer to bake with? White flour!
Where do the KKK get their robes made? KKK Mart
what is the difference between Hitler and KKK Hitler cooks with gas.
You can tell the KKK is not suitable for children Because when people talk about it, they spell it out
I found out that my girlfriend is a member of the kkk I won't break up with her because her head is on point
You might have heard that Mary K. gives their top sales people pink cars. But have you ever heard of the Mary KKK car? It's still pink but it has a white hood and runs over black people.
What does the KKK hate the most during meetings? A blackout
A black couple saw some KKK members today It was like they saw a ghost
What did the KKK member say when asked how he keeps his sheets so white? I scare the coloreds away
3 members of the KKK walk into a closet They burn down the closet for it being black
What did the new KKK member say during his training? "Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"
What do KKK and intensive training have in common? they both make black guys run faster
What do you call a cross between two KKK members? Burning
What does the KKK use to bake cookies? White flour!
Why is the KKK a good place to find a job? Cos they'll always hook a brutha up