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Funniest Kkk Jokes

I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough. Turns out my parents weren't even related.

As the KKK are so full of hate, bigotry and want to rid America of others... Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?

I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.

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What snack will you always find at a KKK rally? Salty Crackers.

Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers.

The Imperial Wizard of the KKK was just found dead near a river in Missouri... Man, the moment the EPA gets threatened people start dropping white trash in our water.

Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He really hates gingers

I don’t mean to sound racist... But everyone in the KKK look the same to me.

I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist.

Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas.

What do Nike and KKK have in common? They both make a black person run faster.

I don't understand why everyone says the KKK is racist. Every night at our meetings, there are lots of black people hanging around.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney... The only KKK black men are allowed into

Y'know, the KKK actually do have some good points on their hats

Not to sound racist, but.... ...everyone in the KKK looks the same to me.

I don’t understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there’s always loads of black people hanging around.

Why did the KKK member buy a night light? He was afraid of the dark.

What do goths and the KKK have in common? They don't have to worry about mixing darks and lights in their washing machines.

Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist.

I don’t want to sound racist.... ...but everyone in the KKK looks the same to me.

How did the cop kill the KKK member? By suicide

Your mom is so fat and racist... Her bra size is KKK

If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?

Why is the KKK bad at math? They don't believe in integration.

Breaking: Bus Carrying 53 KKK Members Overturns on I-95 There were some minor injuries, but they're all white

I think my boyfriend is a member of the KKK Because he is a wizard under the sheets.

Is the KKK really that racist? I went to one of their meetings and there were tons of black people hanging around.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire

Why does the KKK wear those pointy hats? White Wizard Hat: +10 to racist spells, -15 to black magic. It's all about the stats, man.

What kind of toothpaste does the KKK use? Crest pro-white

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks.

What do you call it when a KKK member is rambling incoherently? White Noise!

What is the similarity between Nike and the KKK They both make black people run faster

Is the KKK really that racist? I went to one do their meeting and there were a bunch of minorities hanging around.

How did the KKK member guess the name of his daughter's new black boyfriend? They played hangman.

What do you call a racist cereal? Special KKK

Why does the KKK like christmas? Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

I went to the KKK rally expecting it to be totally boring. But you know what? It was all-white.

Did you know, the KKK were actually the first people to celebrate black history month? If they saw you, and you were black, you were history.

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The KKK is brought to you by the sports drink... White Powerade

There are 2 kinds of people at every KKK rally. Cops and undercover cops.

The KKK are thriving in this pandemic For now wandering around with your face covered yelling 'Go home!' is the right thing to do.

You can tell the KKK is not suitable for children Because when people talk about it, they spell it out

Members of the KKK are always horny Because Boyz in the Hood are always Hard

What does the KKK and Nike's shoes have in common? They both make black people run faster

Everybody loves gingers, except for dyslexic KKK members.

I found out that my girlfriend is a member of the kkk I won't break up with her because her head is on point

You might have heard that Mary K. gives their top sales people pink cars. But have you ever heard of the Mary KKK car? It's still pink but it has a white hood and runs over black people.

The KKK has lost 10% of its global network. Now it is the Klu Klux LAN.

What's a KKK member's favourite coffee? Dark Roast.

The kkk isn't really that racist I went to a meeting and there were a lot of black people hanging around

Did you know that members of the KKK thought that being touched by a person of color would cause cysts? They were called race cysts.

Why did the KKK let the shark join them? It was a great white.

What do you call a KKK slideshow? A White PowerPoint

If the KKK was meeting for lunch where would they go? Cracker Barrel.

What does the KKK hate the most during meetings? A blackout

What does nike and the KKK have in common? They both make black people run faster.

what is the difference between Hitler and KKK Hitler cooks with gas.

If the KKK owned a town... It would be a ghost town

What’s the dresscode for KKK members on Halloween? Sperm cell.

The speaker at the podium was talking about preserving pure blood lines and AK-"something or other." Not sure if it was a dog show or a KKK recruiting rally.

A black couple saw some KKK members today It was like they saw a ghost

What's a KKK member's favorite car? A black must-hang

I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough. My parents aren't even related!

Where do the KKK get their robes made? KKK Mart

How do you circumcise a member of the KKK kick his sister in the jaw

What's a KKK member's favorite donut? "WHITE POWDER!!"

What do call a KKK member that steals your car right in front of you? Cracker Jack.

What does the KKK prefer to bake with? White flour!

The KKK is a great supporter of environmentalism. They are all about keeping the arctic white.

Hoist the colors high! Something you'd rather hear a pirate say than yelled at a KKK rally.

Now I'm the last person to be racist... Because I'm always late to the KKK rallies!

What did the KKK member say when asked how he keeps his sheets so white? I scare the coloreds away

I got kicked out of KKK for being too racist I told them white people can't season their food

What is a KKK member's favorite game? Hangman

3 members of the KKK walk into a closet They burn down the closet for it being black

What did the new KKK member say during his training? "Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

Members of the KKK are so afraid of being recognized in public... they're literally sheeting themselves.

(This probably isn't original but I've never heard it before and thought of it while cleaning the kitchen.)

What's a kkk members favorite beverage? White power aid.

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Pastor in the KKK

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

KKK Pastor

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

Pearly Gates

A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the book several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did anything really good in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, there was this one time when I was driving down the highway and I saw a giant group of KKK Biker Gang Rapists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of them torturing this girl. Infuriated, I got out
of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the KKK Biker Gang Rapists formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"
St. Peter, impressed, says "Really? When did this happen?"
"Oh, about two minutes ago."

[OC] There was a KKK member named billy

Not only did billy hate blacks, he also loved race cars. He loved them so much that every time he needed to drive somewhere, whenever he would get stopped by a light he would try to race whoever was next to him. He did this everywhere he went, every day, and he always ruined where he was going with his racism. For his cousins birthday party he raced there and crashed through the wall, he saw a black guest and drove him into the wall before saying hi to everything. His friends and family were getting sick of it.

The week after that incident he was going to his sisters wedding. Before he left he was talking on the phone with his sister. "Billy, please don't harm anyone at the wedding or ruin it, this is a special moment for me. On the way there he got stopped at a light and rolled down his window. "HEY FRIEND!" WANNA RACE?" The other car revved its engine and off they went down the street to the wedding. Right before he arrived, still going 60mph down the street, he saw a well dressed black man, and he ran them over, he pulled over and started laughing. His sister ran out of the building crying. "Billy, what'd you do that for, he was my husband!" "Well uh- I- I didnt mean to but I'm glad I did, he was black, sis!" "Billy!" She cried. "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DRAG RACE INTO EVERYTHING!"

Two blonde genies.

A man walks along the beach when he kicks and discovers a lamp. He takes it home to clean it and as he does two blonde genies pop out and announce that he has three wishes.

The next morning the man wakes up in bed and as he stretches and yawns he looks around and sees that the room is littered with beautiful women. Feeling confused he gets up to go to the toilet and notices that the ground he is walking on is incredibly soft. As he looks down he realises that he is walking on $100 bills. Before he can get to the toilet the door bell rings. He goes to the door and sees two KKK members who grab him, drag him outside and hang him by a tree.
The two KKK members remove their hoods and it's the two blonde genies. One genie turns to the other and says:

"I can understand why he'd want to be surrounded by 100 beautiful women ... and why he would want to be a millionaire ... but why would he want to be hung like a black man?"

Note: One of my favourite jokes and punchlines ever but definitely not a believer or advocate of racism; just mentioning this in case there are any displeased people among you.

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