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I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough. Turns out my parents weren't even related.

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As the KKK are so full of hate, bigotry and want to rid America of others... Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?

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I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.

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What snack will you always find at a KKK rally? Salty Crackers.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers.

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The Imperial Wizard of the KKK was just found dead near a river in Missouri... Man, the moment the EPA gets threatened people start dropping white trash in our water.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He really hates gingers

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I don’t mean to sound racist... But everyone in the KKK look the same to me.

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I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist.

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Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas.

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What do Nike and KKK have in common? They both make a black person run faster.

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I don't understand why everyone says the KKK is racist. Every night at our meetings, there are lots of black people hanging around.

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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney... The only KKK black men are allowed into

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Y'know, the KKK actually do have some good points on their hats

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Not to sound racist, but.... ...everyone in the KKK looks the same to me.

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I don’t understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there’s always loads of black people hanging around.

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Why did the KKK member buy a night light? He was afraid of the dark.

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What do goths and the KKK have in common? They don't have to worry about mixing darks and lights in their washing machines.

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Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist.

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I don’t want to sound racist.... ...but everyone in the KKK looks the same to me.

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How did the cop kill the KKK member? By suicide

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Your mom is so fat and racist... Her bra size is KKK

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If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?

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Why is the KKK bad at math? They don't believe in integration.

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Breaking: Bus Carrying 53 KKK Members Overturns on I-95 There were some minor injuries, but they're all white

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I think my boyfriend is a member of the KKK Because he is a wizard under the sheets.

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Is the KKK really that racist? I went to one of their meetings and there were tons of black people hanging around.

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What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire

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Why does the KKK wear those pointy hats? White Wizard Hat: +10 to racist spells, -15 to black magic. It's all about the stats, man.

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What kind of toothpaste does the KKK use? Crest pro-white

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Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks.

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What do you call it when a KKK member is rambling incoherently? White Noise!

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What is the similarity between Nike and the KKK They both make black people run faster

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Is the KKK really that racist? I went to one do their meeting and there were a bunch of minorities hanging around.

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How did the KKK member guess the name of his daughter's new black boyfriend? They played hangman.

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What do you call a racist cereal? Special KKK

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Why does the KKK like christmas? Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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I went to the KKK rally expecting it to be totally boring. But you know what? It was all-white.

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Did you know, the KKK were actually the first people to celebrate black history month? If they saw you, and you were black, you were history.

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If the KKK was meeting for lunch where would they go? Cracker Barrel.

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The KKK is brought to you by the sports drink... White Powerade

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There are 2 kinds of people at every KKK rally. Cops and undercover cops.

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The KKK are thriving in this pandemic For now wandering around with your face covered yelling 'Go home!' is the right thing to do.

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You can tell the KKK is not suitable for children Because when people talk about it, they spell it out

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Members of the KKK are always horny Because Boyz in the Hood are always Hard

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What does the KKK and Nike's shoes have in common? They both make black people run faster

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Everybody loves gingers, except for dyslexic KKK members.

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I found out that my girlfriend is a member of the kkk I won't break up with her because her head is on point

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You might have heard that Mary K. gives their top sales people pink cars. But have you ever heard of the Mary KKK car? It's still pink but it has a white hood and runs over black people.

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The KKK has lost 10% of its global network. Now it is the Klu Klux LAN.

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What's a KKK member's favourite coffee? Dark Roast.

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The kkk isn't really that racist I went to a meeting and there were a lot of black people hanging around

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Did you know that members of the KKK thought that being touched by a person of color would cause cysts? They were called race cysts.

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Why did the KKK let the shark join them? It was a great white.

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What do you call a KKK slideshow? A White PowerPoint

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What does the KKK hate the most during meetings? A blackout

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What does nike and the KKK have in common? They both make black people run faster.

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what is the difference between Hitler and KKK Hitler cooks with gas.

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If the KKK owned a town... It would be a ghost town

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What’s the dresscode for KKK members on Halloween? Sperm cell.

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The speaker at the podium was talking about preserving pure blood lines and AK-"something or other." Not sure if it was a dog show or a KKK recruiting rally.

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A black couple saw some KKK members today It was like they saw a ghost

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What's a KKK member's favorite car? A black must-hang

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I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough. My parents aren't even related!

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Where do the KKK get their robes made? KKK Mart

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How do you circumcise a member of the KKK kick his sister in the jaw

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What's a KKK member's favorite donut? "WHITE POWDER!!"

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What do call a KKK member that steals your car right in front of you? Cracker Jack.

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What does the KKK prefer to bake with? White flour!

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The KKK is a great supporter of environmentalism. They are all about keeping the arctic white.

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Hoist the colors high! Something you'd rather hear a pirate say than yelled at a KKK rally.

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Now I'm the last person to be racist... Because I'm always late to the KKK rallies!

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What did the KKK member say when asked how he keeps his sheets so white? I scare the coloreds away

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I got kicked out of KKK for being too racist I told them white people can't season their food

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What is a KKK member's favorite game? Hangman

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3 members of the KKK walk into a closet They burn down the closet for it being black

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What did the new KKK member say during his training? "Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

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Members of the KKK are so afraid of being recognized in public... they're literally sheeting themselves.

(This probably isn't original but I've never heard it before and thought of it while cleaning the kitchen.)

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What's a kkk members favorite beverage? White power aid.

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What does the KKK member dream of during the holidays? A White Christmas.

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I don't think I'm racist but... ...the KKK all look the same to me

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What do KKK and intensive training have in common? they both make black guys run faster

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What do you call a cross between two KKK members? Burning

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And I'll have the KKK omelet All whites.

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What's a KKK member's favorite car? A crossfire.

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies? White flour!

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What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing? KKK Slider

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Does the KKK still exist? Yeah, they just changed their name to the LAPD...

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How did Elmer Fudd's KKK rally go? It was all white

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What does the KKK and Nike have in common.... they make niggas run

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What do fat chicks, mopeds, and the KKK have in common? They are all things the Republican party likes to ride until their friends see them on them.

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Why did the KKK member fail his calculus class? Because he didn't believe in integration.

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Why is the KKK a good place to find a job? Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

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