Why was the archaeologist sad?
Because his career was in ruins^I'm^so^sorry
EDIT: Possibly funnier than this arguably lame joke, click on the "show comment" that scored below the threshold.
EDIT: Never mind. He deleted his comments, sadly.
The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week. Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". Stupid and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!
*Sorry if its lame but my niece just told it and i fell laughing*
Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.
Karma is a lame name...
They should rename "Karma" to "Creddit"
They also need to rename the "Share" button to "Spreaddit"
While we are at it we might as well rename the "Delete" button to "Shreddit"
But they never will and I just don't Geddit...
Pretty lame I guess depends on how many of you get it.
Door mum who?
I've come to bargain
My favorite lame joke
And God said unto John: Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life.
But john came fifth, and won a toaster.
I know, it's stupid and overused, but it's my favorite...
Favorite lame chemistry joke
Argon walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gasses here".
Argon didn't react
There were two fish in a tank...
One fish said to the other "Who's driving this thing?"
(I know its lame but its the joke our dad has been telling us for years and I thought maybe you guys havn't heard it)
My dad told a lame joke today
I told him to stop because he never makes funny jokes.
His replay was - I made you didn't I?
My Jewish wife was mad at me for making lame puns, so she punished me by lacing my chocolate coins with LSD. It was a real gelt trip.
What does a trebuchet in a convent and Bruce Lee have in common?
They're both nunchuckers.
Yes lame but it's OC
My new thesaurus is terrible
Not only that, it’s also terrible.
Sorry for the lame joke but I thought I’d get that in before Father’s Day is over.
Lame joke of the day.
Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?
He had tripped a fan.
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was pretty lame but the reception was great!
My black friends really enjoy hearing my lame jokes. It's almost like they've never been told dad jokes before...
Mikey won’t fit the lock, let me in...
Sorry it’s lame
Today, someone told me that, in the next Avengers movie, the Thor Hammer was replaced with a Thor Axe. My first thought was “What kind of lame weapon is an insect abdomen?”
I don’t know if Facebook has ever caused the lame to walk but it has certainly caused the dumb to speak
A lame German joke in translation
At the doctors office:
Did you take my advice and sleep with the window open?
Yes, I did.
So, did the cough disappear?
The only thing that's disappeared is my laptop and my smartphone.
Atoms are all liars...
They make up everything!
Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)
Here is a miner's life
Edit: OMG thanks for the gold and the silver I didn't expect it to blow up
Yeah thats the joke its lame
An old joke The dumb man tells the deaf man that the blind man saw the lame man running after the bald man to pull his hair
Camping gone wrong
Germans got fiesty with me recently. they asked me: "why do you fear germans, what did we ever do to you?"
Me: Well, you do throw some lame camping experiences.
People made fun of how lame it was when the aliens in 'war of the worlds' died from a plague well look who's laughing now
Redditors are like superheroes without any powers
They constantly strive to be paragons of righteousness and protectors of good.
They can often be spotted wearing ridiculous costumes.
And they are all totally lame and unrealistic.
What happens when corn traders in the commodity market indulge in greedy but lame practices to profit? Corny capitalism
Finally, all the lame "2020 vision" jokes are behind us. You could say, they're in hindsight.
My model friend and I used to play D&D all the time until he injured his leg. These days he's a pretty lame guy.
Why are cripples easy to understand? (Dark)
Because they only speak in lame man's terms.
The three birds.
Three birds were flying.
One of the turned left
The other turned right
The third followed them
Sorry for the lame joke.
my girlfriend said she'd love me more if I got maimed in a car crash she said she loved lame jokes
A Lot of Jokes Are Often Lame Nowadays. Doesn't take a blind man to see it, or a deaf man to hear it. Jokes nowadays just can't stand on their own.
How do we know Rick is British?
He is always looking for Morty!
OC, and yeah, it's lame but you can tell it to kids and not get called into a "meeting" when they tell it at school ;)
Use these four words in a sentence:
defeat, deduct, defense, detail
answer in comments
Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?
Cause it doesn't want to be latte.
Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
As an urologist I like telling lame jokes to my patients in the clinic Best part is, they can't say "Cut it out doc!"
Lame joke I made one night. What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender? A visit from the cops.