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Funniest Meme Jokes

Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in numbers had never bothered him before. Get it?



Edit: I'm not removing the "Get it?" Part.

Thicc Sauce is Andre Segers

Another Edit: thanks for making "Get It" a meme <3

Funny Meme Jokes

When I die, I’m leaving my vintage meme collection to my son. My will will simply say “you’re the man now, dog”

What do you say to Mario when he doesn't get a joke on the Internet? It's a meme Mario.

Dying, the man's life flashed before his eyes. But he smiled. He'd forgotten that meme long ago.

I made a meme about communism But then I realized that to be more accurate it should be called an “usus” instead of a “meme”

If I have to see one more Epstein meme I am gonna literally kill myself. Unlike Epstein who was actually murdered.

What does a Muslim meme lord call his naughty girlfriend? Haram bae.

What meme do Uber drivers hate? Do you even Lyft, bro?

Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called.
Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario

I debated whether or not to post a joke about the recent "what word is being said?" meme But I've never been one to rest on my yanny's.

If I make a meme in German Is it a danke meme?

What did the cocaine addict write in their meme they posted? Thanks for snorting by new.

My dad once asked me what a meme was * Me: Picture with a caption, usually funny.
* Dad: Who would ever spend this much time making such things?
* Me:me

I prefer posting memes over jokes They just meme more to me




Im so sorry this was terrible

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? Danke

Germany has allegedly started a new meme sharing website. It is called *neingag*

If I had a nickel for every gender... I'd have ten cents and a dead meme

Why is shrek a classic meme Cause that’s what ALL STARted it

What’s something this meme and unvaccinated children have in common? They’ll both die in new.

If I see one more Jeffrey Epstein meme I'm going to kill myself. Unlike Epstein, he didn't kill himself. He was murdered.

I’m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft But it’s way to hard

My family is talking to me about my meme addiction. They're trying to make me go to REEEEEEEEEhab.

What did the dead meme do when someone misused him? Rick rolled in his grave.

I just saw a meme that said "The first 50 years of childhood are the hardest." **Finally, someone understands me.**

What is the fastest dying meme of all time? Anti-vax children

(Came up with this one from a meme I just saw) There's a bee in the drawer of my side table that buzzes and makes me think I got a new message on my phone... Got a bee kiddin me.

It's my first cake day ;) i wanted to make a meme but got lazy

Winners never quit and quitters never win But if you can't win and won't quit, you create a subreddit to post some meme and rant about your alleged suffering.

Teach a man how to meme and they'll make a few people laugh Teach a man how to photoshop EA's logo on a picture and he'll get gold.

Why did the meme about unvaccinated children flop? It died in new.

You thought i would bring up an old meme from 5 years ago? Nope, Chuck Testa

Whats the difference between a fetus and a meme? You cant kill a Meme

What Did The Meme Say To The Dead Meme? Omae Wa Mou Shindieru

Here's this funny meme I found of an European politician \[removed\]

Time traveller: what's the current popular meme Me: ligma

Time traveller: ligma 1 or ligma 2?

Me: what's ligma 2?

Time traveller: ligma 2 balls

Hey do you guys remember about the "press F to pay respects" meme I heard that it died, hit me kinda hard.

F

wait a second

I made a meme about COVID-19 It went viral

There was a situation where malware was shown as a kitten meme The damage it caused was catastrophic

The F meme has officialy died F

Nevermind

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What happens when you hear that a meme died in New? You attend a memeorial service.

Jimmy Fallon on his late night show had people send in a 6 word meme to describe their stay-at-home experience. One lady sent in: Will end in death or murder

Coronavirus is a dead meme Now that all the normies are sharing it.

Warning: Dad Joke - Friend of mine wanted to make a Corona meme I told him if it was good enough, it might go viral...

Want to hear an anti vax meme Oh wait they died a long time ago.

Meme are causing the climate change We put out CO2 via nose when we find them funny

Ik its not supposed to be here Some told me a (16m) the old “YOUR NOT MY DAD” meme and I said in the middle of a high school hallway “I know I’m your mom”

How they call a meme in Soviet Russia? A wewe

Americans: You ever just send a meme just to flex on Europe? Europeans: You ever just go to school without getting shot just to flex on America?

I showed a high effort meme I made the other day to my father. He responded with "High effort, I'm dad!"

Statistics have proven that the average parent communciates with their child using smartphones Antivaxxer parents use an Ouija board.


P.S. (Sorry if it's a repost, just saw a meme in Russian and it was my first time)

What's the difference between mad girlfriends and memes? As time goes on you will know why the meme exist and what happened.

I don't know why people are still talking about Harambe He's a dead meme

My mom just asked what a meme was I think it’s time for “the talk”

If I would be a meme it would be Chuck Testa. I look alive but I've been dead since at least 2011...

An internet meme caught his wife cheating in their bed. "And I say heeey heeey heeey heeey heeey!!!"

Donald Trump Ultra meta meme kids

Pepe the Frog has been declared a racist meme by the Anti-Defamation League RIP Anti-Defamation League

Based off of a meme My wife and I were talking about the challenges we face in life, and the difficulties we had. She told me to see things from her point of view.

So, I looked out the kitchen window.

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Long Meme Jokes

50 shades of grey would be a perfect title for a movie about a dog reading a map of the US.

EDIT: Thanks a million to everyone who upvoted. It's the first time I get these many. Oh, and by the way, the joke is stolen, it's a meme that has been going around for a while now, so... middle finger to all of you.

A collection of Radio Yerevan jokes

Radio Yerevan jokes were basically a pre-internet meme here in the former Eastern Bloc, which follow a simple QnA format and were often political, and here's a few of my favorites:

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Radio Yerevan was asked: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union in the same way that there is in the USA?

Radio Yerevan answered: In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the Washington Monument, shout "Down with Reagan!" and you wouldn't get punished. In the USSR, you can stand in the middle of the Red Square, shout "Down with Reagan!" and you won't get punished, either.

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Radio Yerevan was asked: What is chaos?

Radio Yerevan answered: We do not comment on national economics.

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Radio Yerevan was asked: Why is there no flour in the market?

Radio Yerevan answered: Because they began adding it to bread.

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Radio Yerevan was asked: What is a Soviet musical duet?

Radio Yerevan answered: A Soviet musical quartet after a trip abroad.

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Radio Yerevan was asked: Why is our government not in hurry to land men on the moon?

Radio Yerevan answered: Because they might decide to not return.

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Radio Yerevan was asked: What is "Russian business"?

Radio Yerevan answered: To steal a crate of vodka, sell it, and then drink the money away.

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Radio Yerevan was asked: Was comrade Lenin a scientist or a politician?

Radio Yerevan answered: Of course, a politician. If he were a scientist, he would've first tried his theories on dogs.

Not a joke so much as I need help finding a joke

Ok so there is this person, so devoid of humor I can hardly say they are a person. They love that whole "dust my wets" meme and dumb thing about being high. But things with an actual punchline goes over her head, even dad jokes are useless. How do I make this abomination I live with laugh? Roommate btw

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

If I intentionally or unintentionally hurt you in any way during 2016, just know that I'm really sorry. I'm really grateful to have you in my life and just know that I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Again, Happy Rickro-umm-New Year.

PS: I know it's a dead meme but so are all of us, on the inside, that is.

My brother and I were talking about the ligma meme

I'm leaving in the morning and have been packing all day, and for some reason my brother and I were joking around about the ligma meme and my dad asks me if I packed a henway. Being the dense boy I am I asked, "what's a henway?" "About three pounds" he says. I died a little bit.

Not a joke more of meme but to lazy to make it so here it goes

Me watches spirited away as a child

Me:how can they forget who they were thats just stupid

Me gets depression

Someone:can you remember what you used to do before just laying sad in your bed?

Me:...............oh so thats how....

So that Halo meme...

You know that meme where the Halo man is saying “Wait, that’s illegal.” I’ve decided to add a scene from Coco into it. Now hear me out...

Only the most astute Pixar scholars remember the scene where Hector is in the police office. My new version will have the following scenes...

Halo: Wait, that’s illegal!
Hector: That’s illegal?
Officer: VERY illegal

So I was at the Twin Towers and...

Stop. The tragedy of 9/11 shouldn't be turned into a joke or meme of any sort. People lost their lives and many families have suffered from this tragic event in history. Please have some respect and do not create jokes/memes and do not disrespect those who have lost their lives.

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