Momma Jokes

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Funniest Momma Jokes

Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.

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Yo momma is so vegan and fat... ..that she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

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Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke at a bar and then they knock knock.

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Yo momma jokes are old, common and used by everyone. Just like yo momma.

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What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?

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Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call.

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Yo momma is so fat that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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The heaviest things in the universe 3 - Neutron stars

2 - Black holes

1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke

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What did the momma cow say to her baby cows? It’s pasture bedtime

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Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water.

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YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

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Your momma so ugly Governments across the world conspired to spread a pandemic to get her to wear a mask.

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Your momma is so ugly.... Bill Cosby gave her coffee.

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Your momma so fat... She needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

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Yo momma cooks so bad... The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door.
>we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!

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Yo Momma so ugly... Scorpion from Mortal Kombat be like "Stay over there."

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Momma always said police are like a box of chocolates... They'll kill your dog.

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Your momma so fat It's been four weeks since Thanos snapped his fingers and she's still disintegrating.

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My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake

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Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition) Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.

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Yo momma so fat Not even dolby could surround her

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Yo momma so fat... The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.

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Timeless Classic: What do you call a cow with two legs? Yo momma

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Yo momma so basic... ...she got a pH of 15.

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Yo momma so ugly .. Her portraits hang themselves

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yo momma so ugly her vibrator needs viagra

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Where do Baby jokes come from? A dad joke and a yo momma walk into a bar. They meet, knock knock, and put little pun in the oven.

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Yo momma is so unfamiliar with the gym... ...she calls it James

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Yo momma is so big that... I had to format my NTFS drive to a different file system to support her pictures

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Yo momma so heavy She make memory foam forget!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat she doesn't support NTFS.

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Nerdy Yo Momma Jokes Post your best nerdy yo momma joke.

I'll start: Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a KFC that was out of chicken.

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Your momma so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew

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Yo momma so fat.. The government cancelled her for being a mass gathering

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Momma said life is like a box of chocolates... If you're fat it's not gonna last as long :/

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Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long.

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Yo momma so fat When she registered on MySpace there was no space left

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Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn

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Yo momma so stupid when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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Yo momma defies the laws of economics She's got plenty of supply, but there's absolutely no demand

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Yo momma so fat Your father left the house just so he could be far enough to see her entirely.

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Yo momma sooo dense, she would sink in a pool of mercury.

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Yo momma so fat... she don’t work the street corner, she work the freeway!

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Yo momma so fat She has to wear a pillow case as a face mask

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Yo Momma is so fat ...her memory foam mattress got alzheimer's.

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You’re momma so ugly That when bob the builder see her he says I can’t fix that

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Momma Momma, why am I walking in circles? Shut up before I nail your other foot to the floor!

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Momma Momma, Can we play with Grandpa?! No! You already dug him up three times!

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Yo Momma so dumb... She listens to non-instrumental music.

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Your momma is so fat.. I thought of her the other day and damn near broke my neck.

Source: Some guy on TikTok

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You momma is so fat that once she rolled out of the bed and fell off of both sides.

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Alexa, tell me a " yo momma" joke. Me: Alexa, tell me a " yo momma" joke.

Alexa: Unfortanately I do not have enough space to store a "yo momma" joke

Me:awww



Alexa:Because your momma takes up all of it...

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Your Momma is so fat... ...that she and the 2 guys DPing her are obeying social distancing guidelines.

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What did the momma cow say to her baby? It's pasture bedtime!

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Today is also Son Day if you want to make your momma laugh Hope this brings some Smiles

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Yo momma is so lazy She took 9 months to deliver the joke

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When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I'd come home with 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, 1/2 a pound of cheese, pack of tea and 6 eggs. You can't do that now.

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Too many security cameras

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Your momma is soooo fat..... she violates the social distance recommendations all by herself!

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Yo momma is so ugly.... The CDC suggested she wear a mask whenever out in public!

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Yo momma so fat... ... that when she died, her ghost made a cold spot so big that it saved the polar bears.

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Yo momma joke Yo momma so fat, she got covid 38

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Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people

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Yo Momma joke in 2020.. Yo momma’s a Whoarder

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Your momma soo ugly... I'd unplug her life support to charge my phone.

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Yo momma is so ugly That your father no longer finds her attractive and I am seriously concerned about the health of their marriage.

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Yo momma is so fat That we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Yo Momma so ugly... Yo Daddy takes her everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

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Yo momma so fat... She needs cheat codes for Wii Fitness

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What did Momma Tomato say to Baby Tomato? Why won't you ketchup?

I think I thought of this joke when my mom was walking too fast for me.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street. Momma tomato, papa tomato, and baby tomato are walking down the street.

Baby tomato starts lagging behind so papa tomato goes back, squishes baby tomato, and says..

..ketchup.

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Yo momma so fat You took a picture of her on an empty sd card and it said memory full

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Yo momma so fat... She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.

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A good "yo momma" joke works on multiple levels. Just like yo momma does in bed.

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Yo momma so crazy She got more issues than national geographic

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Yo momma so dumb.... Someone said it was chilly outside and she went to go grab a bowl.

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Yo momma so dumb she tried to surf the microwave

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You momma so fat, Thanos has to snap twice

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Yo momma so fat.. She broke the branch in her family tree!

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Your momma so fat she is almost as fat as my mom

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Yo Momma is so old Yo Momma is so old, that instead of using online dating, yo dad used carbon dating in order to need her.

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People are strongly attracted to yo momma because of her gravitational force.

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My momma always said, “Life was like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for diabetics.”

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What naturally occuring body has surpassed the great wall of China and is viewable from space in 2019? Yo momma

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Yo momma so voluptuous I tried to upload a pic.

Format not supported.

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Your momma so fat She spans ℝ3

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Yo Momma is so dumb She put the newspaper in the TV and called it Paper View.

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Yo Momma Joke This just came to me, I’m not sure if it’s been said before but:

“ Yo Momma so fat, that her farts echo on their way out. “

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Yo momma is so old The snap chat baby filter makes her look 40!

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Why’d the momma pepper put a jacket on her baby? Because he was a little chili

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Every yo momma joke has been done thousands of times. Kinda like yo momma.

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Yo momma so fat the starts the alphabet with O OBCD

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Your momma so fat Thanos had to snap twice

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Your momma is so fat... Thanos had to snap twice.

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Your Momma is so ugly... It effects her self esteem.

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Yo momma so poor I can’t make a joke at her expense

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What did the momma bee say to the baby bee when he didn't collect enough pollen? Bee better.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Who knows why your momma does anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who knows why your momma does anything.

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Five little monkeys Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

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I tried to do a yo momma joke But cows are sacred in my country

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Yo momma is so fat... when God said, “Let there be light,” he had to ask her to move out of the way.

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