Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke at a bar and then they knock knock.
The heaviest things in the universe
3 - Neutron stars
2 - Black holes
1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water.
Your momma so ugly Governments across the world conspired to spread a pandemic to get her to wear a mask.
Yo momma cooks so bad...
The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door.
>we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!
Your momma so fat It's been four weeks since Thanos snapped his fingers and she's still disintegrating.
Where do Baby jokes come from? A dad joke and a yo momma walk into a bar. They meet, knock knock, and put little pun in the oven.
Yo momma is so big that... I had to format my NTFS drive to a different file system to support her pictures
Nerdy Yo Momma Jokes
Post your best nerdy yo momma joke.
I'll start: Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a KFC that was out of chicken.
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long.
Momma Momma, why am I walking in circles? Shut up before I nail your other foot to the floor!
Your momma is so fat..
I thought of her the other day and damn near broke my neck.
Source: Some guy on TikTok
Alexa, tell me a " yo momma" joke.
Me: Alexa, tell me a " yo momma" joke.
Alexa: Unfortanately I do not have enough space to store a "yo momma" joke
Alexa:Because your momma takes up all of it...
Your Momma is so fat... ...that she and the 2 guys DPing her are obeying social distancing guidelines.
When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I'd come home with 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, 1/2 a pound of cheese, pack of tea and 6 eggs.
You can't do that now.
Too many security cameras
Your momma is soooo fat..... she violates the social distance recommendations all by herself!
Yo momma so fat... ... that when she died, her ghost made a cold spot so big that it saved the polar bears.
Yo momma is so ugly That your father no longer finds her attractive and I am seriously concerned about the health of their marriage.
Yo Momma so ugly... Yo Daddy takes her everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
What did Momma Tomato say to Baby Tomato?
Why won't you ketchup?
I think I thought of this joke when my mom was walking too fast for me.
Three tomatoes are walking down the street.
Momma tomato, papa tomato, and baby tomato are walking down the street.
Baby tomato starts lagging behind so papa tomato goes back, squishes baby tomato, and says..
Yo momma defies the laws of economics She's got plenty of supply, but there's absolutely no demand
Yo Momma is so old Yo Momma is so old, that instead of using online dating, yo dad used carbon dating in order to need her.