Nerdy Jokes

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. We now call him Dr. Awkward.

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My nerdy friend got a Ph.D on the History of Palindromes. He’s now Dr.Awkward.

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I’ve been killing rich parents, throwing spiders at nerdy teens, dumping acid on kids, and calling disabled people mutants. I haven’t created a superhero yet, but it better happen soon because I need to be stopped.

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Funny Nerdy Jokes
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Nerdy Yo Momma Jokes Post your best nerdy yo momma joke.

I'll start: Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a KFC that was out of chicken.

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What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

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Nerdy financial humor. You have been warned. I started showing more interest in one of my investments.

It appreciated it.

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger.

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Two school girls are arguing, one preppy the other nerdy The preppy girl says, “you’re just jealous because I’m a 10 and you’re not!”
The nerdy girl responds, “Yeah you’re a 10! On the pH scale, because you’re so BASIC!”

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nerdy joke Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it.

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Nerdy pickup line Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.

^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach...

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A nerdy sysadmin joke for today Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?










Because 31OCT == 25DEC





(thank you very much)

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What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man? One is a nerdy digger..

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My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. He's really good, knows his stuff forwards and backwards.

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The weirdest thing I saw yesterday was my nerdy Redditor friend getting in a bar fight with a clown. It was virgin on the ridiculous.

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Why didn’t the dyslexic racist want his child to be an anthropologist? He heard they were a bunch of nerdy diggers.

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MY nerdy friend just received a PHD on the History of Palindromes. Now we just call him Dr Awkward

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Aye girl, are you binary? Because i'd like to put my 1 next to your 0.

I know, I know... Too nerdy and not a great joke, I came up with it last night. 0 laughed at it but I was hoping at least 1 would.

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What did the parrot say when he didn't have his lunch? Poly-no-meal

Sorry for the nerdy math joke.

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What do nerdy mermaids wear? Algae-bras

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Nerdy pickup line. Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)

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What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist? One is a nerdy digger.

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I went to see a guy from Geek Squad to look at my computer While he was working on it, he mentioned how hard the dating scene was for nerdy guys like him.

"Go to the grocery store across the street," I suggested.

"Why?"

"There are 'Best Buy' dates everywhere!"

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What's a nerdy witch's favorite kind of spell? a hexadecimal

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Me and my friend were having a nerdy debate over our preferred methods of backing up computer data... I told him cloud storage was overRAIDed.

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TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma! Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes.

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I used to always think the nerdy kids in elementary school were omnipotent... Those darn know-it-alls.

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What do you call a nerdy killer whale? A Dorca

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What did the little nerdy kid get for his birthday? Bullied

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A nerdy science joke I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrO

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Here's a nerdy joke: If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple?

Crunch.

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My wife made a super nerdy joke She said, "if we were binary code, youd be 1 and I'd be 0."

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