Every family has that weird, slightly perverted uncle. Not me, though! I just have some really hot nieces who won't let me buy them beer.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Some people say it's sick & perverted to be a flasher... ...but I think it shows a lot of balls!
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky you use the feather. Perverted you use the whole chicken.
Difference between erotic and perverted You can be erotic by gently stroking your girlfriend with a feather. But its perverted if you take the whole goose to do it.
Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted?
An erotic person will use a feather on their partner.
A perverted person uses the whole chicken.
I realised how perverted and wrong touching someone's butt is, but it was when i slapped a statue... When i realised that i've hit rock bottom.
Whats the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriends body with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
Did you hear about the perverted statistician? Standard deviation wasn't enough for him anymore...
What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !
Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken.
What's the difference...
What's the difference between a chef and a perverted aquarium owner?
One fixes dishes and the other dicks his fishes.
Had to chase away a perverted peeping tom from my neighbour's window today Nobody steps on my patch
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
There once was a Congressman named Weiner,
Who had a perverted demeanor.
He was forced from the Hill for acting like Bill.
Now Congress is one Weiner leaner.
Moral: tweet your meat, lose your seat.
What do you call a perverted Magician?
Q: What do you call a perverted Magician?
A: David "Cop a Feel"
...ba dum cha!
Did you hear the one about the perverted statistician? He couldn't get off on the standard deviation
What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?
"Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."
I have an idea for a story that revolves around a perverted celibate... He goes through life half cocked.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken.