If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ITT: People who want to kill me, people who think I am their dad, more puns about bees, puns about beer, "oh I get it", and "this joke is more like a riddle"
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision I can just see it now.
A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door"
In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision... I can't wait to see them all.
In the year 2020 we're going to have a lot of bad puns about vision.
I can't wait to see them all.
My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh. Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
A man enters a pun contest in a local paper... He loses. So the next year, he enters 2 puns, doubling his chances. He still loses. So the third year, determined to win, he enters 10 puns. He waits, hoping at least one of his puns will win, but no pun in 10 did.
That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and get no reaction. I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.
My wife and I decided to see a therapist because our marriage was falling apart.
Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem?
Wife: I can't take it anymore. I can't live with him making Star Wars puns all the time.
Me: Divorce is strong with this one.
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision ... ... I can't wait to see them all.
From my nine year old... He walked up to me tore a piece of paper and walked away, I look at the paper it says "my puns" I ask what that was about, he says " I know... My puns are tear-able"... Thats my boy
My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them. I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.
So I sent my friend 10 puns hoping that at least one of them would get a laugh out of him. No pun in ten did.
I spent all day working on a bunch of puns about limousine drivers. But I still have nothing to chauffeur it.
I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh No pun in ten did.
A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes that at least one of them would be selected as the winning entry No pun in ten did.
Cow stumbles into pot field
The steaks have never been higher.
Credit to indian hills puns check them out they're great
I once had a hen that could count her own eggs... (BPI)
She was a **mathema-chicken.**
\- Brought to you by the Bad Puns Initiative (BPI)
One of the greatest missed puns in history... Was calling them chastity belts instead of containers.
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?
(brought to you by the bad puns initiative)
The fist President of Zimbabwe was President Banana It was illegal to joke about this in Zimbabwe. The foreign press would slip in as many puns as they could. But if they got caught they were locked up with no chance to a peel.
I submitted ten puns to r/Jokes, hoping one would make it to the front page. But no pun in ten did
I just don't understand it when people create puns about Covid 19 Is there some sick joke that I'm not getting here?
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously... I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.
Just a reminder that Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you... They Seamus all.
To think I thought the worst thing about this year would be the advertising puns I guess hindsight really is 2020
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation
Fellow inmate: "So, what are you in here for?" Me: "I farted in a public pool, accidentally killing everyone with the resulting chlorine gas. Yes, my puns are criminal."
I don’t find bear puns amusing
They’re all unbearable.
I do however love bee puns, Some of them are unbelievable.
So a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one would make him laugh Sadly no pun in ten did