If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ITT: People who want to kill me, people who think I am their dad, more puns about bees, puns about beer, "oh I get it", and "this joke is more like a riddle"
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision I can just see it now.
A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door"
In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision... I can't wait to see them all.
In the year 2020 we're going to have a lot of bad puns about vision.
I can't wait to see them all.
My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh. Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
A man enters a pun contest in a local paper... He loses. So the next year, he enters 2 puns, doubling his chances. He still loses. So the third year, determined to win, he enters 10 puns. He waits, hoping at least one of his puns will win, but no pun in 10 did.
That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and get no reaction. I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.
My wife and I decided to see a therapist because our marriage was falling apart.
Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem?
Wife: I can't take it anymore. I can't live with him making Star Wars puns all the time.
Me: Divorce is strong with this one.
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision ... ... I can't wait to see them all.
From my nine year old... He walked up to me tore a piece of paper and walked away, I look at the paper it says "my puns" I ask what that was about, he says " I know... My puns are tear-able"... Thats my boy
My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them. I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.
So I sent my friend 10 puns hoping that at least one of them would get a laugh out of him. No pun in ten did.
I spent all day working on a bunch of puns about limousine drivers. But I still have nothing to chauffeur it.
I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh No pun in ten did.
A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes that at least one of them would be selected as the winning entry No pun in ten did.
I don’t find bear puns amusing
They’re all unbearable.
I do however love bee puns, Some of them are unbelievable.
So a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one would make him laugh Sadly no pun in ten did
I entered an online pun competition with ten of my best puns hoping atleast one would win No pun intended
If I ever run out of dad jokes.... I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
The top 10 puns wouldn't make it onto a list of top 10 jokes. Many would say no pun in ten did.
I'm a Sikh and really tired of hearing "sikh" puns on any post related to Sikhs I'm sikh of this joke.
I participated in Submit your 10 best puns Contest, hoping one would win... ..but not one pun in ten did.
I entered ten puns in a local joke contest in the hopes that one would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
Harry sent his friend Tom ten puns in the hope that at least one would make him laugh Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.