An extremely racist white trucker is driving down the highway...
An extremely racist white trucker is driving down the highway when he spots a priest walking down the shoulder with a gas can. The trucker pulls over and offers to give the priest a ride to the next gas station which is many miles ahead. The priest kindly accepts the offer and off they go.
A few minutes later the trucker spots a black man, also walking on the shoulder. The trucker despises black people and decides that he is going to run over the black man. He aims his truck but then realizes he has a priest in the cab so he swerves again to avoid the black man. Still the trucker hears a loud thud!
"I'm sorry father, did I hit the black man?"
"No, my son. But don't worry, I got him with the gas can."
REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please.
I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes.
Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico?
Why do Mexican's drive low-riders?
So they can pick strawberries from their car.
A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder.
The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?"
The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!"
Seriously though: I love Black People.
I think everyone should own one.
How do Asians name their children?
They throw their pots and pans in their air and record the sounds:
Ping Bang Pow.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
The only "White Joke" I know is:
White people are born purple.
Then turn pink.
When they're mad, they're red.
When they're sick they're green.
When they're scared they're yellow.
When they're cold they're blue.
And have the nerve to call everyone else colored.