What's the most sarcastic body of water on earth? The Crimea River.
My interviewer kept getting annoyed at me...
...when I kept responding to each question with the same question - only in a really sarcastic way.
Apparently, I don't know what a "mock interview" means.
What do you call a sarcastic abyss? A sar-chasm.
Ha – Mildly amusing
Haha – Funny
Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh
Hahahaha – Stayin alive
What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
The world's most sarcastic man stands trial.
"How do you plead?" asks the judge.
"Well," says the man. "Usually on my knees with my hands together."
What do you call a sarcastic criminal who's walking down stairs? A condescending con descending.
What's the most sarcastic body of water on Earth ? Crimea River
It was so funny that I forgot to laugh... Said the sarcastic man with dementia.
If a sarcastic stoner is high and dry...
And the old plane's future is up in the air...
Then my joke started on a high note til I ended up winging it.
Three things you should know about me:
1. I give a shit
2. I am sarcastic af
3. One out of three times, I lie
My girlfriend told me that I should stop being sarcastic I replied, "what's sarcasm?"
What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand? "You always think you're right!"
I opened up a New Sarcastic club recently And it's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my club or not...
A man holds his sarcastic wife at gunpoint.
He tells her, "I'm not going to miss you."
The wife says, "It wouldn't surprise me if you did."
Speed is just sarcastic distance It's measured in m/s
You know the 'Done' button you press to exit a video? How come it only sounds judgy and sarcastic after I've finished jacking off?
I just bought a T-shirt with sarcastic sentence. Size /S
Not being able to tell if someone is being sarcastic on the internet isn’t a problem at all. Right?
Have you heard about the sarcastic gambler? He was a real eye-roller!
My wife says she can never tell if I’m being overly dramatic or just sarcastic I can’t tell you how heart broken I am to hear that.
What did the sarcastic chef say when his assistant over-cooked his steak? Well done.
No means no... ...unless she's being sarcastic
What did the sarcastic teen say to Jeffrey Epstein? Ok groomer
What did the sarcastic Canadian say when it started raining? It's a grade-A grey day...how great, eh?