My interviewer kept getting annoyed at me...
...when I kept responding to each question with the same question - only in a really sarcastic way.
Apparently, I don't know what a "mock interview" means.
Ha – Mildly amusing
Haha – Funny
Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh
Hahahaha – Stayin alive
What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
The world's most sarcastic man stands trial.
"How do you plead?" asks the judge.
"Well," says the man. "Usually on my knees with my hands together."
What do you call a sarcastic criminal who's walking down stairs? A condescending con descending.
If a sarcastic stoner is high and dry...
And the old plane's future is up in the air...
Then my joke started on a high note til I ended up winging it.
Three things you should know about me:
1. I give a shit
2. I am sarcastic af
3. One out of three times, I lie
I opened up a New Sarcastic club recently And it's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my club or not...
A man holds his sarcastic wife at gunpoint.
He tells her, "I'm not going to miss you."
The wife says, "It wouldn't surprise me if you did."
You know the 'Done' button you press to exit a video? How come it only sounds judgy and sarcastic after I've finished jacking off?
Not being able to tell if someone is being sarcastic on the internet isn’t a problem at all. Right?
My wife says she can never tell if I’m being overly dramatic or just sarcastic I can’t tell you how heart broken I am to hear that.