Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo... We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds...
My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame I love a protagonist with a twisted back story
I’ve just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen… I can feel it…
A blonde came up to the librarian and yelled, "This book sucks! There's way too many characters and the story makes no sense!" The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book."
If you watch 127 Hours backwards It's the uplifting story of an amputee finding an arm in the desert.
My wife is leaving me because she’s fed up with me talking like a news anchor. More on this story later...
What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book? That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something horrible is about to happen... I can feel it
Harry was blind... ... His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday. When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.
Did you know the average gazelle can jump higher than a two story house? This is due to the animal’s extremely powerful hind legs and the fact that a house can’t jump.
My friend came crying to me after he crashed his brand new Swedish car But I didn't want to hear his Saab story
What’s the difference between a man falling from a 40 story building and a 4 story building?
One goes: “Ahhhhhhhhh.... Splat”
And the other goes: “Splat....Ahhhhhhhhh”
Did you hear the story about the guy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel, or taste? It made no sense.
I live with my wife in a two story house... "I'm too tired" and "I have a headache" are the only two stories I hear...
I have a story for you. A guy pours cement all over a plot of land... and then the plot thickens.
Have you heard the story of the Spanish magician? He was on stage one day and said "Uno...dos..." and then he disappeared without a tres.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography and I don't believe him Anyway that's his story and he is sticking to it
The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool.
I saw a story about parents selling their kids on Ebay... This is completely nuts, who does that? That's a child. A living being that **you** made. That stuff goes on Etsy.
Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance Long story short, my girlfriend said no.
I was at the gym the other night, I found a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in. Long story short, she filed a complaint and I'm banned for life.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen... I can feel it...
Did you hear they're remaking the show, 6 Million Dollar Man? It used to be about an enhanced human. Now it's just a story about a guy who visits the ER without health insurance.
Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo... We’ll keep you updated as the story unfolds...
Have you guys heard the story about the butter? You know what, never mind. I don't want to spread it around.
Last September my wife asked me to put a load in the dishwasher. So long story short, happy fathers day to me.
A man slapped my butt on a Christian young adults’ retreat...
Church officials advised me to turn the other cheek.
(True story of mine from a few years back, just making the best of it and laughing about it, please don’t take offense)
Because Corona, the red light district in Amsterdam is now closed. My biggest fear has now come true. When this whole story started, I was afraid there would be no happy ending.
My friend just told me a long boring story about an incestuous relationship. It was such an auntie climax.
An Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub And the Scotsman says, “Drinks for the house, on me.” The next day the local paper runs a story with the headline, “Irish Ventriloquist Found Beaten to Death Behind Pub”.
You're coughing all the time and it's hard for you to breath, what happend? It's a lung story
I asked a friend over for Netflix and Chill and put on Toy Story
Within 30 minutes I had a friend in me
Not my joke all credit goes to u/
My wife said she was leaving me because I kept talking like a news reporter More on that story later.
My dad's favorite story is about how he single-handedly saved a dairy farm from bankruptcy The story is pretty cheesy, but he milks it for all its worth.
My wife says she's leaving me because I always talk like a newsreader. But more on that story later.
I often act out the names of places that I visit.
For example, when I went to Poole, I went swimming. When I went to Rugby, I played rugby. When I went to Bath, I took a bath.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I need bailing out of Blackburn police station.
I just started my first Braille horror story I know something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
I just recently decided to get a toilet brush. Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.
It is true, the story that you have heard is true. Women make 80 cents for every a dollar a man makes. How is a man supposed to survive on 20 cents?
If you tell a really incredible story about making money... It's an incomparable income parable.
I started reading a horror story in Braille. I know something bad is about to happen. I can just feel it.
The synopsis for Toy Story 4 has leaked. This time it focuses on Andy's mother's toys, also named Buzz and Woody.
Polaroid of the suspect Reporter: 'Here I am, live at the scene of the crime, in fact I've just learnt the police have a polaroid of the suspect. More on this story as it develops.'
At a meeting, the Boss told a joke.
Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.
The Boss asked him, 'Didn’t you understand my joke?'
The guy replied, 'Oh I understood it, but I resigned this morning.'
An English teacher asked their students: "Of all the characters in the Old Testament, who do you think is the most developed?" A student responded, "Noah, because he has the largest story Ark."
What was the last thing that went through Joe's head when he jumped off a 10 story building? His legs.
I came walking in from the kitchen, and asked my niece for the phone book.
She laughed and called me an antique, then proceeded to give me her phone.
Long story short, the spider's dead, and she's in the living room crying.
The most well known person in the world Some Spanish guy named "Manual"... A copy of his autobiography, printed in multiple languages, comes free with every electronic device or machinery... although much of his life story is lost in translation.
A cosmonaut's sob story I always knew that I wanted to be as astronaut , even when I was a little boy. However, I knew my father would not be supportive of me because he would always tell me "The sky's the limit!"
I told my sister that if you rearrange the letters in 'vanilla' you get 'pirate'
Her: no you don't
Me: yes, 'a villain' with a missing i.
Note: true story
A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window.
The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks.
The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces.
The windows phone freezes mid decent.
A touching story of a boy and his cat
one day,a boy named Kevin found a cat in the streets. He touched the cat. Touched it again.
and again and again and again and again...
told you it was a touching story