Tasteless Jokes


Funniest Tasteless Jokes

A tasteless joke. People who can't hear are called deaf.
People who can't see are called blind.
People who can't talk are called mute.

What do you call people that can't taste food?


Funny Tasteless Jokes

Just tasteless A man gets the words "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his crank.

His wife tells him "Quit putting words in my mouth!"

I was gonna make a joke about La Croix But it would be tasteless

What do Donald Trump and Goldfish have in common? They're both tasteless orange crackers

Another tasteless joke about Alzheimer's? Forget it.

Yo momma's so tasteless She could be served on an airplane.

I know this is a joke subreddit, but can we draw the line on joking about white people food? It’s incredibly tasteless

A coworker made a joke about carbon monoxide poisoning… I told him it was tasteless

Unpopular opinion: Fetus Deletus is a tasteless joke Unlike abortions, which are packed with flavour. Merry Christmas.

What's tasteless and usually drunk at breakfast? Lindsay Lohan.

Tasteless V D humor Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a hard on
You know what to do

I made a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention... ...fortunately it didn’t raise any eyebrows.

Tasteless Joke Whats the hardest part about raping a deaf girl?

Breaking her fingers so she doesn't tell anyone.

Tasteless Irish joke: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Happy saint Patricks Day!

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke? Here's mine.

Knock knock.

Who's there?


911 who?

You said you'd never forget

TOFU : For those that enjoy a bland, tasteless joke.

I like my women like I like my jokes Cheap, twisted and tasteless

Did you hear about the guy who got his tongue cut out by the mafia? Never mind. It's a tasteless joke.

There are a lot of tasteless criminal acts these days. But bakery robbery really takes the cake.

Can I make a tasteless joke? Flour.

I’ve just posted a very tasteless joke on an Alopecia website.. So far it hasn’t raised any eyebrows.

What do you call a cow who's had an abortion? Decaffeinated.

Complements of a thrift store find 'Truly Tasteless Jokes Two'. This was one of the mild ones.

I know a joke about water....... But it's a little tasteless

My wife said my sense of humor towards her has been gross and tasteless lately. So I told her I was sorry and would stop doing impressions of her dinners.

Looking for some good jokes about menstrual cups. Always trying to gross my GF out. Help me with some tasteless cup references.

Flip Cup is all I can come up with.

A tasteless joke you've probably never heard, smelled, felt. But now you've seen it.

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Long Tasteless Jokes

To the citizens of the USA from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

In the light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Our new Prime Minister, Theresa May, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded -- a questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as 'like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of '-ize.'

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware of a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups and saucers, and never mugs, with high-quality biscuits (not cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

*God Save the Queen!*

Disclaimer: I never saw this posted here, and though it may be a bit dated, I thought it was an entertaining read.
Ps: sorry it's long.

An Italian man was walking around Prague with a bag of penne

The man decided to go into a bar in a rowdy section of the city. In the bar he got into an argument about what country had better food.

The Czech man says, “Our kielbasa is the finest dish in the world! Nothing can compare!”

The Italian man responds, “Your food is nothing but tasteless garbage compared to Italian food. This bag of penne could make a thousand better dishes!”

At this the Czech man and three other enraged bystanders grab the Italian man, take him to the window, and throw him out of it.

When he lands, he hears a sickening crunch.

He looks down in horror at his penne, which broke his fall.

It was twisted and broken in every direction

He was depennestraighted

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