Transgender Jokes

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Funniest Transgender Jokes

Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth? They became transparent.

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Did you hear about the vegan transgender? He was a herbefore.

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Have you guys heard the one about the vegan transgender? He was a her-before

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My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine

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My transgender uncle is a superhero... We call him Aunt-Man.

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A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket. “You’re LGBT, right?” I asked.

“You forgot about the ‘Q’,” they replied bluntly.

“No,” I said, “you did.”

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Why are transgender people rarely seen with their children? Because they're transparent.

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Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.

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What do you call Iron Man's transgender cousin? Fe-male

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Dad, what's a transgender? Ask mom, he knows.

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Why do you never see transgender people with kids? Because they're transparent

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What do you call a transgender in Japanese? Hiorshi

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What do you call a group of transgender female superheroes? The Ex-Men

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What did the Transgender Brontosaurus that formerly ate meat say, when visiting his old place? "I've been herbivore."

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Since my son came out as transgender I can't stop revealing all my secrets. I guess it's because I'm transparent now.

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What do you call a group of transgender women? The X-Men

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Why do cannibals hate Transgender people? Too much trans fat

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What do you call a group of chubby transgender people? Trans fats.

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Why don’t you ever see any Transgender parents? Because they’re Trans-Parent.

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A transgender four year old is like a vegan cat. We all know who's making the lifestyle choices.

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Why couldn’t the transgender find his parents? Because they were trans-parents.

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Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad? Because he's a transparent.

Apologies if I could've worded it different.

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My son came out to me as a transgender Guess i'm transparent now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Why did the transgender couple break up? One cheated on the other while they were abroad.

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A transgender person has a child Now he's transparent.

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Why couldn't a transgender man see his mom and dad after he came out to his family? Because they became transparents

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What's the definition of irony? (This happened to me today) Asked a transgender co-worker why he won't upgrade from Windows 7 to 10.



He said he didn't like change.

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What did the transgender woman tell their doctor when they wanted to detransition? Remember me.

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Marvel Cinematic Universe just announced their newest addition to their 2015 film that will be released in 2019 starring a transgender hero. Auntman

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Chris Brown has come out as transgender. Well if you cant beat em join em.

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What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian? A Trans Pacific Partnership

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What do you call a team of transgender superheroes? The Ex-men

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If you used to be transgender but aren't anymore.. would that make you a transformer?

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All those transgender "males" offended by my quotations.... Really need to grow a pair.

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If someone is transgender and they do something... does that make it a transaction?

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What kind of robot would a transgender person be A transformer.

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Why didnt the transgender squirrel survive winter? It lost all of its nuts.

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What do you call a transgender T-Rex? A trannysouraus!!

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What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii? A trans pacific partner ship.

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What do you call a transgender person from Pennsylvania? Pennsylvanian.

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my son just told me he is a transgender I literally fainted to the background and realized:
#I'M A TRANSPARENT

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Knowing that her son will understand, a mom finally decided to tell her son that she is transgender Guess she was transparent

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All transgender women are mutants Because they’re X-men

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What do a Wolverine and a transgender woman have in common? They are both ex-men

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Being transgender is so expensive. Everything I do is a transaction.

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What public bathroom does a Transgender person go into? The disability bathroom

Before you cry offensive I just came out as trans and this happened to me and I thought it was hilarious

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My transgender friend just came back from studying internationally! He was a broad

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Why don’t black transgender kids have a dad? Because he’s a transparent.

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A transgender had a kid, and as soon as his son was born, nobody ever saw him again. He became trans-parent.

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What do you call a transgender person who works for the royal mail? Post-man

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What do you call a transgender grim reaper? A death trap.

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If you're transgender and have a child, do you become invisible?

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What does a transgender and a new animal species have in common? You don’t know what to call it

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What’s the difference between the second stage of a transgender woman’s life and an extendable staircase? One is the form her, one is the ladder.

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Why are women athletes so upset about losing to transgender females? Hormones

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What did one man say when he found out his friend was a transgender man? "You think you know a guy!"

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How do you call a quest for transgender people? a transmission

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Why are moms and dads of transgender kids bad jokers and horrible magicians? They’re transparent.

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What do you call a group of transgender women fighting for justice.... The x-men

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I used to tell transgender jokes... But now I've changed.

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What do you call your transgender Jewish uncle? Aunt Frank

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Where do transgender people use the bathroom when they get old? Depends

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What’s the best name for a transgender person who’s going from female to male to introduce themselves as? Hi, I’m Amanduh

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What do you call transgender parents Transparent

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What do you call a transgender Indian? Naan Binary

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What did they say to the transgender man who joined the navy Welcome to the navy

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Did you know that when a transgender person has a kid, they turn invisible? They're a trans parent.

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Why are transgender folks so poor? Because every action is a trans-action.

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