What do you call a transgender vegan?
Thank you to the redditor that pointed out the mistake I made the first time round. I do know the difference...honest.
Why was the transgender person upset about people getting their name wrong? Because it was hard to pronouns.
What did the Transgender Brontosaurus that formerly ate meat say, when visiting his old place? "I've been herbivore."
Since my son came out as transgender I can't stop revealing all my secrets. I guess it's because I'm transparent now.
A transgender four year old is like a vegan cat. We all know who's making the lifestyle choices.
Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?
Because he's a transparent.
Apologies if I could've worded it different.
Why couldn't a transgender man see his mom and dad after he came out to his family? Because they became transparents
What's the definition of irony? (This happened to me today)
Asked a transgender co-worker why he won't upgrade from Windows 7 to 10.
He said he didn't like change.
What did the transgender woman tell their doctor when they wanted to detransition? Remember me.
Marvel Cinematic Universe just announced their newest addition to their 2015 film that will be released in 2019 starring a transgender hero. Auntman
What’s the difference between LSD sold by an overweight transgender person and a food that raises bad cholesterol? Nothing. They’re both **trans fatty acid**.
I don't understand Christianity's problem with LGBTQ people. Transgender women made me believe in Adam's apple.
What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian? A Trans Pacific Partnership
Why dont you ever see any transgender moms?
Because they are transparent!
(Thought of this one myself, pretty proud)
Daniel Radcliffe has joined the criticism of J K Rowling over her remarks about transgender issues. I'd call it a witch-hunt, but he identifies as a wizard.
my son just told me he is a transgender
I literally fainted to the background and realized:
#I'M A TRANSPARENT
Knowing that her son will understand, a mom finally decided to tell her son that she is transgender Guess she was transparent
Finally coming out as transgender was the hardest decision of my life... It both literally and figuratively took balls to go through with it..
A man is receiving his test results from a transgender doctor
"Is it okay if I just tell it to you straight?"
"I know I probably have aids, you can m'am"
"No, it's can sir"
An MTF transgender person comes out to her father.
Her dad says “I have no son!”
She thanks him for supporting her.
What public bathroom does a Transgender person go into?
The disability bathroom
Before you cry offensive I just came out as trans and this happened to me and I thought it was hilarious
Why was the transgender deer standing in line at a bakery? She heard she could buy some donuts.
My son asked me for help with paying for his transgender surgery. I was initially kind of on the fence and anxious... I ultimately told him I would help but stressed to him that he realize that this kind of transaction takes balls.
A transgender had a kid, and as soon as his son was born, nobody ever saw him again. He became trans-parent.
I have a transgender friend who used to be an atheist. They are a she now, but they were a heathen.
What does a transgender and a new animal species have in common? You don’t know what to call it
What’s the difference between the second stage of a transgender woman’s life and an extendable staircase? One is the form her, one is the ladder.
My obese father is going through with his transgender surgery this afternoon.
Afterwards, he'll be a fat her.
Sry if it's a repost, just thought of it today.