Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth? They became transparent.
Did you hear about the vegan transgender? He was a herbefore.
Have you guys heard the one about the vegan transgender? He was a her-before
My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine
My transgender uncle is a superhero... We call him Aunt-Man.
A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket.
“You’re LGBT, right?” I asked.
“You forgot about the ‘Q’,” they replied bluntly.
“No,” I said, “you did.”
Why are transgender people rarely seen with their children? Because they're transparent.
Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.
What do you call Iron Man's transgender cousin? Fe-male
Dad, what's a transgender? Ask mom, he knows.
Why do you never see transgender people with kids? Because they're transparent
What do you call a transgender in Japanese? Hiorshi
What do you call a group of transgender female superheroes? The Ex-Men
What did the Transgender Brontosaurus that formerly ate meat say, when visiting his old place? "I've been herbivore."
Since my son came out as transgender I can't stop revealing all my secrets. I guess it's because I'm transparent now.
What do you call a group of transgender women? The X-Men
Why do cannibals hate Transgender people? Too much trans fat
What do you call a group of chubby transgender people? Trans fats.
Why don’t you ever see any Transgender parents? Because they’re Trans-Parent.
A transgender four year old is like a vegan cat. We all know who's making the lifestyle choices.
Why couldn’t the transgender find his parents? Because they were trans-parents.
Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?
Because he's a transparent.
Apologies if I could've worded it different.
My son came out to me as a transgender Guess i'm transparent now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why did the transgender couple break up? One cheated on the other while they were abroad.
A transgender person has a child Now he's transparent.
Why couldn't a transgender man see his mom and dad after he came out to his family? Because they became transparents
What's the definition of irony? (This happened to me today)
Asked a transgender co-worker why he won't upgrade from Windows 7 to 10.
He said he didn't like change.
What did the transgender woman tell their doctor when they wanted to detransition? Remember me.
Marvel Cinematic Universe just announced their newest addition to their 2015 film that will be released in 2019 starring a transgender hero. Auntman
Chris Brown has come out as transgender. Well if you cant beat em join em.
What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian? A Trans Pacific Partnership
What do you call a team of transgender superheroes? The Ex-men
If you used to be transgender but aren't anymore.. would that make you a transformer?
All those transgender "males" offended by my quotations.... Really need to grow a pair.
If someone is transgender and they do something... does that make it a transaction?
What kind of robot would a transgender person be A transformer.
Why didnt the transgender squirrel survive winter? It lost all of its nuts.
What do you call a transgender T-Rex? A trannysouraus!!
What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii? A trans pacific partner ship.
What do you call a transgender person from Pennsylvania? Pennsylvanian.
my son just told me he is a transgender
I literally fainted to the background and realized:
#I'M A TRANSPARENT
Knowing that her son will understand, a mom finally decided to tell her son that she is transgender Guess she was transparent
All transgender women are mutants Because they’re X-men
What do a Wolverine and a transgender woman have in common? They are both ex-men
Being transgender is so expensive. Everything I do is a transaction.
What public bathroom does a Transgender person go into?
The disability bathroom
Before you cry offensive I just came out as trans and this happened to me and I thought it was hilarious
My transgender friend just came back from studying internationally! He was a broad
Why don’t black transgender kids have a dad? Because he’s a transparent.
A transgender had a kid, and as soon as his son was born, nobody ever saw him again. He became trans-parent.
What do you call a transgender person who works for the royal mail? Post-man
What do you call a transgender grim reaper? A death trap.
If you're transgender and have a child, do you become invisible?
What does a transgender and a new animal species have in common? You don’t know what to call it
What’s the difference between the second stage of a transgender woman’s life and an extendable staircase? One is the form her, one is the ladder.
Why are women athletes so upset about losing to transgender females? Hormones
What did one man say when he found out his friend was a transgender man? "You think you know a guy!"
How do you call a quest for transgender people? a transmission
Why are moms and dads of transgender kids bad jokers and horrible magicians? They’re transparent.
What do you call a group of transgender women fighting for justice.... The x-men
I used to tell transgender jokes... But now I've changed.
What do you call your transgender Jewish uncle? Aunt Frank
Where do transgender people use the bathroom when they get old? Depends
What’s the best name for a transgender person who’s going from female to male to introduce themselves as? Hi, I’m Amanduh
What do you call transgender parents Transparent
What do you call a transgender Indian? Naan Binary
What did they say to the transgender man who joined the navy Welcome to the navy
Did you know that when a transgender person has a kid, they turn invisible? They're a trans parent.
Why are transgender folks so poor? Because every action is a trans-action.