My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.
White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”
What does a racist joke and crossing the street have in common? White people looking both ways before they start
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They're the Tolkien white guys.
Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?
Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?
I'm AMERICAN and I BLEED red, white and blue! I really should see a doctor about it, but I can't afford the copay.
Liberal people support human rights and the idea that people with disabilities should have equal labor market opportunities. Now there is a disabled guy in the White House and all they do is compalain about it.
White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in school because we have class
I saw a man in the street with a dog and a white stick. I said ‘You must be blind.’ He said ‘Yeah, tell me something I don’t know.’ So I said ‘There’s a tree over there.’
White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Edit: well now I know what people mean by rip inbox.
Edit2: wtf happened to my headline, why is it Donald trump?
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.
I painted my computer black so it would run faster.
Now it doesn't work.
Then I painted my computer white so it would work.
Now the whole system is corrupt.
TIL The American flag on the moon has turned white due to radiation Now it looks like the French landed on the moon
Why do white teenage girls always hang out in groups of 3, 5 or 7? They just, like, literally can't even
Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing.
Sure, white people can't say the "N word" but. atleast we can say phrases like, "Thanks for the warning, Officer" and, "Hey, Dad."
What does a racist joke and crossing the street have in common? White people look both ways before they start...
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies? A Swallow.
A black guy and a white girl are at a party A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs
What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a white man with no girlfriend? Alien vs Redditor
I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion.
You can really see how much Trump cares about creating jobs in this country The White House seems to always be hiring.
Why do native Americans hate April? Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people
Sure, white people can't say the n-word, but.... At least we can say, "hey dad", "thanks for the warning officer", and "that's my kid".
A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first? The bystander with the camera.
i'm not german, but this is a little jokie joke
Overheard at the White House:
Trump to Vice-President Mike Pence: "the less immigrants we let in the better."
Pence to trump: "The FEWER.."
Trump interrupts Pence and says: "don't call me that in public".
A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex. The older chimp says: "When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."
The other day I punched a white dude and got arrested for assault, Today I punched a black guy and got arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Why do native Americans hate the snow? ...because it is white and settles all over their land.
One day I punched a white guy and I got arrested for assault, The next day I punched a black guy and got arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Joe Biden recently said his kid's won't have offices in the white house. Mainly because he also won't have an office in the white house.
Why are all the black guys afraid of the white guy in prison? Cause they know he actually did it.
I’m on a plane and the lunch choices are white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I’m seated in the last row. I’m hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
I bought this white noise generator to help me sleep better But it kept waking me last night by shouting "all lives matter" and asking to speak to my manager.
A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book
What’s the best drink to have on the 4th of July? A White Russian. Nothing is more American then a Russian helping you to make poor choices.
The other day I punched a white man and got arrested for assault, so when I got out I punched a black man.... and was arrested for impersonating a police officer
Why do Native Americans hate April? April showers bring may flowers. And may flowers bring white people
It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom... ... unless they're flashing behind you.
Snow White and the 7 Dwarves were all in bed feeling happy Happy left soon afterwards, so they started feeling grumpy
If a white bird makes white babies and a black bird makes black babies, what bird makes no babies? A swallow
Things have gotten so bad in The US that during the last parade they surrounded Donald Trump with bullet proof glass. Just because he's a White guy with mental health issues doesn't mean he's gonna start shooting up the crowd
A black guy and a white guy each drink 3 beers at a bar, who pays the bill? They each pay for their own because men aren’t complicated
What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings You know she's a keeper.
Why don't white supremacists take calculus in high school? They don't want to see integration in their schools
Trump cancelled his trip to Britain because he doesn’t want to go anywhere he doesn’t feel welcome... So what’s he still doing in the white house?
I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin? White penguins are walking towards you and black ones are walking away.
Apparantly all flags on the moon have faded to white by now. Now the French can claim to have been there.
“I’m black and I’m proud!”
“I’m proud to be a black man!” Said the black man
“I’m proud to be an Asian man!” Said the Asian man
“I’m proud to be a white man!” Said the racist