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One of the worst dad jokes I have heard. Me: Dad my foot hurts!

Dad: How do you know it's a foot, it could only be 11 inches.

Worst dad jokes are emoticons Had a group message with family and my sister wanted to go get coffee. So my dad sent this

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Here's a collection of the best/worst dad jokes I know.

"When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down."

"Why are skeletons always so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"Why can't T rexes clap their hands? Because they're extinct."

"Why did the girl smear peanut butter over the road? To have something to go along with the traffic jam."

"What do you call a factory that produces okay products? A satisfactory."

"A nurse once said to me: I'm sorry for the wait. I responded: I'm patient."

"Why did the invisible man decline the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it."

"I used to work at a calender factory. They fired me because I took a couple days off."

"A friend once told me: it could be worse, you could be stuck in a hole in the ground filled with water.
I know he means well."

"I disposed of my empty batteries recently. Free of charge."

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My dad has the worst dad humor in the world. Here are two of his jokes to prove it.

Joke # 1
I don't understand why I failed the driver license. He told me to park the car. So I went and bought all the soil and dirt and flowers I could find. Filled the car and made a park out of if.

... And now for my "favorite"

Joke # 2
Driving teacher: "turn left here."

Me" you said left, right?"

Driving teacher "not right. Just... Just park the car..."

So I went and bought all the soil and dirt and flowers.....

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