I bought the president of Brazil an Apple TV for the holiday. And all he got me was an Amazon fire.
The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. "It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope”,said Jose age 6.
Brazil is playing tomorrow and I'm betting... ...that Neymar is ready to roll.
What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.
What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
This Brazil v. Germany World Cup Game.
If you played pokemon in Brazil, you might catch a Zikachu
What a do a bunch of people in Brazil speak? Portuguese. What does just one Brazilian speak? Portugoose.
The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today "It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces", said one of the orphans
What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil? A Zikachu
I also like my women like I like my coffee... ...cheaply imported from Brazil
Brazil might as well legalize weed. They’re smoking enough trees as it is.
What time is it in Brazil? Oh, it's 7 past Cesar
Hi, I'm from Brazil and I can't go to the backyard, I'm afraid my german shepherd will laugh instead of bark at me...
Now that Brazil is out of the World Cup they should go help the Thai kids stuck in that cave... After all they're the world's most talented divers.
Which country brought the most competitors to the 2018 Winter Olympics? Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.
What's today's date? Germany/Brazil/2016
Who is faster? Usain Bolt in the 100m finals or Ryan Lochte running through the airport to catch his flight out of Brazil?
The World Cup in Brazil Brought to you by Coke.
I like my women like I like my coffee. Stuffed in a burlap sack and smuggled across Brazil.
What country has the least counterfeit money?
Brazil
All their money is real
There has been an earthquake in Mexico...
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300.000 casualties. Brazil sends medical help, Germany sends food, England sends money and the USA sends 500.000 Mexicans
Brazil have sent star player Neymar to Thailand to help rescue the young footballers in the cave ...they heard they needed someone to teach them how to dive
I can't hold in any of these spoilers any longer... ...Snape kills Dumbledore. The Titanic sinks. Brazil lost to Germany.
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Brazil... ...if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.
The World Cup kicked off in Brazil this week and, like many Americans, I was glued to my TV... Watching something else.
After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil. He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
My sister is gifting me some rain forest this Christmas... Is it possible to hire some local loggers or will I have to travel to Brazil and cut it down myself?
Brazil owns 65% of the Amazona rainforest
Sorry, I meant 60%
Edit: 50%
Edit2: 35%
Edit3: 10%
Edit4: Weird, Brazil doesn't even have a rainforest
What are the odds of USA beating Brazil in soccer?
Brazilian to one....
(credit to bill burr's monday morning podcast)
Brazil have started playing 'Rock & Roll football' They play with a rock solid defence, midfield and attack, and have Neymar rolling around on the ground.
TIL of Shakira's initiative to introduce computers to Brazil to counter deceit by local government bodies. Asked to comment, she said "chips don't lie".
Everyone in my family calls me aimless.
I wanted to move away from them all to a whole new place. So took a large US map and decided to move to the place my dart hits.
I am in Brazil now.