Cartoon Jokes

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet.

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Patient: every day I feel more and more like a cartoon rabbit **Doctor:** you have a bad case of updoc

**Patient:** what’s updoc?

**Doctor:** this is more serious than I thought

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Funny Cartoon Jokes
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Someone keeps sending me envelopes with cartoon dicks on them. I hate junk mail.

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What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.

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Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy.

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I saw a cartoon portraying a politican like a goat It was satyr.

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I went to the doctor and said "Doctor, I'm having trouble hearing." The doctor said "What are the symptoms?" I said "A yellow cartoon family"

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Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character" Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual state... How long have you felt this way?"

Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."

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Which cartoon character will never say no to the Pope? Popeyes!

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What do you call a rerun of cartoon about zombies? Re-animated

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George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks. Clooney Tunes

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On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!

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Which cartoon character have you seen live? Donald Duck

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A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today Officers state that the details are sketchy

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What did the cartoon character say to his brother in law when he found out his wife was crazy? You knew she was looney and a maniac...and you didn’t warn a brother?

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You can tell how amazingly progressive the world's become... When you see countries like Ukraine, America, and China elect a comedian, a clown, and a cartoon bear to be their presidents.

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There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character the Scooby Dooby Doo ICU.

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Which cartoon character curses the most? The Road Runner

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist? Mickey Mao.

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If cartoon characters become real, who would attract most women? Pinocchio

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I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up. Who framed Roger Rabbit?

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What do you call a cartoon cow? An animoo!

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If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae

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My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front.

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What is the capital punishment for cartoon characters? Getting drawn & quartered.

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As a child, Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson was in the Flintstones cartoon He was the voice of Pebbles

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What would Doug Funnie’s dogs name be if the cartoon was Swedish? Bjorkchop

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What do you call cartoon duck sausage? Huey Louie Andouille.

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