Cartoon Jokes

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet.

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What do you call an emo kids cartoon? Disney XD.

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Someone keeps sending me envelopes with cartoon dicks on them. I hate junk mail.

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Funny Cartoon Jokes
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What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.

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Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy.

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Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character" Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual state... How long have you felt this way?"

Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."

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What did the cartoon character say to his brother in law when he found out his wife was crazy? You knew she was looney and a maniac...and you didn’t warn a brother?

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On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!

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What do you call a rerun of cartoon about zombies? Re-animated

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Which cartoon character have you seen live? Donald Duck

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George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks. Clooney Tunes

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A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today Officers state that the details are sketchy

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist? Mickey Mao.

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What do you call a pirate cartoon? An animatee!

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What is Mongolia's favourite cartoon? Wall-E

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There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character the Scooby Dooby Doo ICU.

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What is Oberyn Martell's favorite cartoon? Popeye

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I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up. Who framed Roger Rabbit?

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What is a Irish nationalists favourite cartoon? Fenians & Ferb

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Now that Lucasfilm is owned by Disney . . . Will ILM be removing the Notre Dame Cathedral from the Hunchback cartoon?

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You can tell how amazingly progressive the world's become... When you see countries like Ukraine, America, and China elect a comedian, a clown, and a cartoon bear to be their presidents.

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Which cartoon character curses the most? The Road Runner

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What do you call cartoon duck sausage? Huey Louie Andouille.

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My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front.

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If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae

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What's Rob Porter's favorite cartoon? Popeye

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What do you call a cartoon cow? An animoo!

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Why does Bob hide out every time, while watching a cartoon? He’s afraid that someone would Expunge Bob

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Why did the meticulous animator get fired from the western cartoon? She wasnt quick enough on the draw.

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What did Hulk do after diacovering Mcdonalds? He recorded a cartoon called Shrek

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