My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet.
What do you call an emo kids cartoon? Disney XD.
Someone keeps sending me envelopes with cartoon dicks on them. I hate junk mail.
What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.
Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy.
Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character"
Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual state... How long have you felt this way?"
Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."
What did the cartoon character say to his brother in law when he found out his wife was crazy? You knew she was looney and a maniac...and you didn’t warn a brother?
On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!
What do you call a rerun of cartoon about zombies? Re-animated
Which cartoon character have you seen live? Donald Duck
George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks. Clooney Tunes
A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today Officers state that the details are sketchy
What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist? Mickey Mao.
What do you call a pirate cartoon? An animatee!
What is Mongolia's favourite cartoon? Wall-E
There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character the Scooby Dooby Doo ICU.
What is Oberyn Martell's favorite cartoon? Popeye
I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up. Who framed Roger Rabbit?
What is a Irish nationalists favourite cartoon? Fenians & Ferb
Now that Lucasfilm is owned by Disney . . . Will ILM be removing the Notre Dame Cathedral from the Hunchback cartoon?
You can tell how amazingly progressive the world's become... When you see countries like Ukraine, America, and China elect a comedian, a clown, and a cartoon bear to be their presidents.
Which cartoon character curses the most? The Road Runner
What do you call cartoon duck sausage? Huey Louie Andouille.
My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front.
If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae
What's Rob Porter's favorite cartoon? Popeye
What do you call a cartoon cow? An animoo!
Why does Bob hide out every time, while watching a cartoon? He’s afraid that someone would Expunge Bob
Why did the meticulous animator get fired from the western cartoon? She wasnt quick enough on the draw.
What did Hulk do after diacovering Mcdonalds? He recorded a cartoon called Shrek