My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet.
Patient: every day I feel more and more like a cartoon rabbit
**Doctor:** you have a bad case of updoc
**Patient:** what’s updoc?
**Doctor:** this is more serious than I thought
What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.
I went to the doctor and said "Doctor, I'm having trouble hearing." The doctor said "What are the symptoms?" I said "A yellow cartoon family"
Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character"
Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual state... How long have you felt this way?"
Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."
George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks. Clooney Tunes
On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!
A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today Officers state that the details are sketchy
What did the cartoon character say to his brother in law when he found out his wife was crazy? You knew she was looney and a maniac...and you didn’t warn a brother?
You can tell how amazingly progressive the world's become... When you see countries like Ukraine, America, and China elect a comedian, a clown, and a cartoon bear to be their presidents.
There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character the Scooby Dooby Doo ICU.
I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up. Who framed Roger Rabbit?
My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front.
As a child, Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson was in the Flintstones cartoon He was the voice of Pebbles