My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet.
Patient: every day I feel more and more like a cartoon rabbit
**Doctor:** you have a bad case of updoc
**Patient:** what’s updoc?
**Doctor:** this is more serious than I thought
Someone keeps sending me envelopes with cartoon dicks on them. I hate junk mail.
What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.
Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy.
I saw a cartoon portraying a politican like a goat It was satyr.
I went to the doctor and said "Doctor, I'm having trouble hearing." The doctor said "What are the symptoms?" I said "A yellow cartoon family"
Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character"
Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual state... How long have you felt this way?"
Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."
Which cartoon character will never say no to the Pope? Popeyes!
What do you call a rerun of cartoon about zombies? Re-animated
George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks. Clooney Tunes
On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!
Which cartoon character have you seen live? Donald Duck
A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today Officers state that the details are sketchy
What did the cartoon character say to his brother in law when he found out his wife was crazy? You knew she was looney and a maniac...and you didn’t warn a brother?
You can tell how amazingly progressive the world's become... When you see countries like Ukraine, America, and China elect a comedian, a clown, and a cartoon bear to be their presidents.
There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character the Scooby Dooby Doo ICU.
Which cartoon character curses the most? The Road Runner
What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist? Mickey Mao.
If cartoon characters become real, who would attract most women? Pinocchio
I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up. Who framed Roger Rabbit?
What do you call a cartoon cow? An animoo!
If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae
My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front.
What is the capital punishment for cartoon characters? Getting drawn & quartered.
As a child, Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson was in the Flintstones cartoon He was the voice of Pebbles
What would Doug Funnie’s dogs name be if the cartoon was Swedish? Bjorkchop
What do you call cartoon duck sausage? Huey Louie Andouille.