Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew? All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish
Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew? All the ones I have met have been Jew-ish
A young black Jew asks his father, "Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"...
"Why do you ask?" asks the Dad.
The boy says, "Well, a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100, or just steal it."
An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue.
The Jew spits on the statue.
Arab: why did you do that?
Jew: because he killed half my people.
The Arab spits on the statue as well.
Jew: why did you do that?
Arab: because he didn't kill the other half.
My friends half jew I guess hes jew-ish
Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change.
I've never met a full on jew They were all just sort of jew-ish
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips
My daughter saw me eating prosciutto
True story: my daughter saw me eating prosciutto and clucked her tongue. "I think eating prosciutto is like, the worst thing a Jew can do."
I am Jewish, so I asked, "Why is that?"
"Well, it's pork and it's expensive."
My friend is 1/8th Jew He's Jew...Ish
A Jew Gesundheit
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A Jew is a person who follows Judaism, and pizza is a food...
I bet you expected a Holocaust joke. Jew thought wrong.
What do yu get when you cross a Jew? Christianity.
How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe tips.
What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber.
Don't be racist, be like Mario... He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...
What was so great about being a black jew? They already thought you were burnt
Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry made it out of the chamber
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber alive...
What does the Jew do with his tea? Hebrews it.
A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar.... If they weren’t arguing they would have seen it coming.
Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.
Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? The boyscout comes home from camp
A Jew gets robbed
The thief points a gun threateningly at the Jew, "Your money or your life!"
The Jew stops in his tracks and does nothing.
The thief waves the gun. "I said, your money or your life!!!!"
The Jew says, "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"
What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter
Harry got out of the chamber.
Why did the Jew open the coffee shop? Hebrews
I feel bad for Anne Frank
She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
A German and a jew walk into a bar...
The German farts.
The jew starts crying and says "Not again".
A jew and a mexican are talking...
The jew says, "lemme ask you something, are theres jews in mexico?"
The mexican replies "oh yes my friend, plenty of jews...apple jews, orange jews, and tomato jews."
What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Who cares! More bacon for me.
An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government
Guys.. Seriously Jew jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive
What was the worst part about being a black jew during WWII? You had to sit in the back of the oven.
What did the jew say when he reached the concentration camp? AU SHWITZ
In which month should you not trust a Jew?
-bored on a 28 hour road trip. It was the best we could do.
What did Aladdin sing when he saw Israel for the first time? A whole Jew world.
What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin
How is a Jew like a strip club patron? They both make it rain.
An Israeli only knows one type of martial arts Its Jew Jitsu
You know what the worst part of being a Black Jew? You still gotta sit in the back of the oven.
What do you call someone who’s half Jew Jew-ish
Whats the difference betweenan afro american and a black jew? Only one of them got 6 million new friends
Are you a Rabbi practicing in Georgia, U.S.A? 'Cause Jew Macon me crazy
I'm a jew who wasn't bar mitzvah'd Supposedly it's the day you become a man, but that's not true. But it is the day you become the richest thirteen year old in the town.
A Jew and a donkey walk into a bar Punchline is same as joke #267
Offensive joke I thought of
what is the difference between a white jew and a black jew?
The black jew sits at the back of the oven
(gunna get slaughtered for this ain't I?)
What do you call a martial arts class taught by a rabbi? Jew Jitsu
What do you say when you're an Atheist Jew? I am Jew-ish
What do you call a Jew with diamonds? Jewelry!
Today a Jew asked for my (F) number. He got pretty mad when i told him that nowadays we have names instead...
What soft drink can a Jew only buy? Mountain Jew
What form of martial arts do hebrews practice? Jew-jitsu
Whats an israeli lawyer's favourite month? Jew Lie
Did you know that the jew's were called jewc's? it all changed cause of the not c's
(DARK JOKE)What's the diference between Santa Claus and a jew Santa goes down chimney
Wats da difference between a jew an a canoe? A canoe tips
What's Rabbi Peter's favourite planet within our solar system? Jew-Peter of course!
What's the difference between a British and a Jew? The British leaves and doesn't say goodbye, the jew says goodbye and doesn't leave.
A Jew goes golfing He calls, "$3.99!"
I do not approve of Jew jokes on this subreddit. Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.
Happy Jew Bear!
The autocorrect team
A Muslim and a Jew are walking down a street
The Jew spots a statue of Hitler. He runs up and spits on it. The Jew said "He killed my people"
The Muslim runs up to the statue and spits on it too. When the asked why he spit on it he said "He didn't kill them all"
What do you call a Jew who didn't go to Synagogue on Yom Kippur? Fake Jews.
I saw Trump's Twitter video wishing the Jews a happy holiday As a Democrat I want to make fun of Trump. As a Jew I want to make fun of myself that Trump's Twitter had to be the one to tell me my people's holiday was today. True story
Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Black Guy walk into a bar. They all sit quietly and watch the Cleveland Browns game.
Have you heard that Bernie Sanders has started a spa? He puts the "jew" back in rejuvenation!
What's Israel favorite martial arts style? Jew-jitsu
What do a sneeze, a french-dip, and Woody Allen have in common? Ah Jew!
What do you say to a black jew? Get to the back of the oven.
What type of martial arts do they practice in Israel? Jew jitsu
What's bad about being a Black Jew? They have to sit in the back of the oven.
What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? [Racist Joke Warning] Black Jews sit in the back of the oven.
A jew walks into ablack guy bar... At the same time everyone says "my lawyer is here"
Came up with this one for my brother's birthday:
What do you call a retarded Jew during the holocaust?
A baked potato.
A Frenchman, a German, and A Jew are stranded in the dessert...
the frenchman says: I'm tired, I'm thirsty I must have wine
the german says: I'm tired, I'm thirsty I must have beer
the jew says: I'm tired, I'm thirsty I must have diabetes