Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew? All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish
Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew? All the ones I have met have been Jew-ish
A young black Jew asks his father, "Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"...
"Why do you ask?" asks the Dad.
The boy says, "Well, a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100, or just steal it."
An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue.
The Jew spits on the statue.
Arab: why did you do that?
Jew: because he killed half my people.
The Arab spits on the statue as well.
Jew: why did you do that?
Arab: because he didn't kill the other half.
My friends half jew I guess hes jew-ish
Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change.
I've never met a full on jew They were all just sort of jew-ish
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips
My daughter saw me eating prosciutto
True story: my daughter saw me eating prosciutto and clucked her tongue. "I think eating prosciutto is like, the worst thing a Jew can do."
I am Jewish, so I asked, "Why is that?"
"Well, it's pork and it's expensive."
My friend is 1/8th Jew He's Jew...Ish
A Jew Gesundheit
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A Jew is a person who follows Judaism, and pizza is a food...
I bet you expected a Holocaust joke. Jew thought wrong.
What do yu get when you cross a Jew? Christianity.
How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe tips.
What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber.
Don't be racist, be like Mario... He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...
What was so great about being a black jew? They already thought you were burnt
Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry made it out of the chamber
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber alive...
What does the Jew do with his tea? Hebrews it.
A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar.... If they weren’t arguing they would have seen it coming.
Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.
Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? The boyscout comes home from camp
A Jew gets robbed
The thief points a gun threateningly at the Jew, "Your money or your life!"
The Jew stops in his tracks and does nothing.
The thief waves the gun. "I said, your money or your life!!!!"
The Jew says, "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"
What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter
Harry got out of the chamber.
Why did the Jew open the coffee shop? Hebrews
I feel bad for Anne Frank
She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
A German and a jew walk into a bar...
The German farts.
The jew starts crying and says "Not again".
What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked more than once
What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp.
What is the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven.
What was the worst part about being a black jew during WWII? You had to sit in the back of the oven.
What do you call a black jew? Overcooked
In which month should you not trust a Jew?
-bored on a 28 hour road trip. It was the best we could do.
What did Aladdin sing when he saw Israel for the first time? A whole Jew world.
How is a Jew like a strip club patron? They both make it rain.
Being a black jew was tough Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told "work makes you free".
A 9/11 widow, a black slave, a jew who survived Auschwitz and a clairvoyant walk in to the Challenger Spacecraft "I don't like where this joke is going" says the clairvoyant
You know what the worst part of being a Black Jew? You still gotta sit in the back of the oven.
Whats the difference betweenan afro american and a black jew? Only one of them got 6 million new friends
Are you a Rabbi practicing in Georgia, U.S.A? 'Cause Jew Macon me crazy
I'm a jew who wasn't bar mitzvah'd Supposedly it's the day you become a man, but that's not true. But it is the day you become the richest thirteen year old in the town.
A Jew and a donkey walk into a bar Punchline is same as joke #267
What do you call a martial arts class taught by a rabbi? Jew Jitsu
What do you say when you're an Atheist Jew? I am Jew-ish
Today a Jew asked for my (F) number. He got pretty mad when i told him that nowadays we have names instead...
What soft drink can a Jew only buy? Mountain Jew
Did you know that the jew's were called jewc's? it all changed cause of the not c's
What's Rabbi Peter's favourite planet within our solar system? Jew-Peter of course!
What's the difference between a British and a Jew? The British leaves and doesn't say goodbye, the jew says goodbye and doesn't leave.
What is a jew's favorite musical artist? Post Shalom
A Jew goes golfing He calls, "$3.99!"
I do not approve of Jew jokes on this subreddit. Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.
What type of martial arts did the Rabbi Practice? Jew-jit-su.
What do you call someone who celebrates Christmas sometimes and Hanukkah sometimes? Jew-ish
What do you call a Jew who didn't go to Synagogue on Yom Kippur? Fake Jews.
I saw Trump's Twitter video wishing the Jews a happy holiday As a Democrat I want to make fun of Trump. As a Jew I want to make fun of myself that Trump's Twitter had to be the one to tell me my people's holiday was today. True story
Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Black Guy walk into a bar. They all sit quietly and watch the Cleveland Browns game.
What's Israel favorite martial arts style? Jew-jitsu
What do a sneeze, a french-dip, and Woody Allen have in common? Ah Jew!
What do you say to a black jew? Get to the back of the oven.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe occasionally tips.
What's a Jew's least favorite thing about summer? Going to camp.
What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp
What do you call a religious man with low pH? An acidic Jew.
Why did the villagers hate Frankenstein? Because he was a Jew.
I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew.
What's the difference between Sebastian Vettel and a jew? The facial expression when you hit the gas.
Jew Jokes Aren't Funny. Anne Frankly I find them offensive.
What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? [Racist Joke Warning] Black Jews sit in the back of the oven.
A jew walks into ablack guy bar... At the same time everyone says "my lawyer is here"
A Frenchman, a German, and A Jew are stranded in the dessert...
the frenchman says: I'm tired, I'm thirsty I must have wine
the german says: I'm tired, I'm thirsty I must have beer
the jew says: I'm tired, I'm thirsty I must have diabetes