Hilarious Indian Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Indian Jokes

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How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant? One of them is an elephant

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America sure is having some bad luck It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

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America is going through such bad luck at the moment It's as if the whole country were built on haunted Indian burial grounds...

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The US is having so many disasters and tragedies Youd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds.

Edit: Hey thanks for the gold stranger!

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A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!

They named him Ravi O. Lee

Sorry

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My wife left me for an Indian guy I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

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What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!

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My wife left me for an Indian guy It's okay, I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows

edit: shout out to my boy caleb i know u see this abrafam lincoln

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How about an Indian joke? A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts "Is there a doctor here?"

A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: "I am. What is the problem?"

She replies: "Do you want to meet my daughter?"

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America is sure having some bad luck these days. It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, You'd almost think the whole country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground

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With all the bad luck that the US has seen this year... You'd almost think this country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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With all the bad things happenning in america right now, you woulda thought the whole thing was built on some Indian burial ground.

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My buddy went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back... Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand."

The tattooist said "Hang on pal, I've only just finished his turban."

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book

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What's the difference between an African and an Indian Elephant One of them is an elephant

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Davinath the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM. On the dot.

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How does an Indian girl tell her family she will be wearing a Western dress to her wedding? "Sorry, not Sari."

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What did Indian say to mum when he left? Mumbai.

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What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? One is an elephant.

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I wnet to an Indian restaurant and ordered biryani... The waiter said, sorry sir, I don’t know what a birlaurel is.

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The United States has such bad luck It's almost as if it was build on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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I just saw an Indian guy shaking a piece of carpet outside his door. I said, "Whats up, Won't it start?"

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The United States is always being hit with tragedies and crises like a bad curse... Just as if it was built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground.

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Sandeep the indian wifebeater punches his wife at 7pm every night On the dot

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Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants? Because everyone likes a little naan fiction

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To all the people who listen to my Indian accent and automatically assume I’m in IT, let me tell you something. That’s just a coincidence.

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What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? One of them isn't an elephant.

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What did the indian boy say to his mom before he left? Mumbai

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I watched so many programming tutorial videos in college My inner monologue started developing an Indian accent

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LPT: When calling out of work or school, don't fake congestion, etc... instead try using your best Indian accent. There's a much higher chance they'll believe you're Sikh.

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An Indian woman jumps up mid flight and shouts 'is there a doctor on the plane?' A nice, serious guy approaches quickly and says 'i'm a doctor, what's the problem?'

She replies 'Would you like to meet my daughter?'

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With all these natural disasters happening, Its almost as if the USA was built over thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. Mumbai

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America is sure having some bad luck lately It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

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So much has been going wrong in the USA You would think it had been built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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After my mother’s funeral, we all went for lunch at an Indian restaurant. When the waiter came to check that we had everything on our order he noticed my daughter crying. He asked me what was wrong, I told him she was just missing her nan.

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What's the best way to tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? One of them is an elephant.

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Tried to order bread at an Indian restaurant They told me they had naan left

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New Indian Jokes

What do you call it when an Indian and a Portuguese are sexting? Spice trade

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My Indian friend asked me, "Have you tried Sugandhi?" Not knowing what it is and thinking it sounded vaguely like some Hindi words I've heard before, I politely asked, "What's Sugandhi?"

He replied equally politely, "Sugandhis nutz".

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Why did the Indian man go to the doctor? He was Sikh.

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Have you seen the Indian dub of "The Simpsons"? They've renamed *Sideshow Bob* to *Show Sidebob*

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I went to an Indian restaurant and asked the server if there were any bread options... He said, “Sorry sir. We have naan.”

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Why getting Indian Food at a Gas Station is the best idea? If the food is too spicy, you'll also receive free gas.

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Why did the Indian programmer divide by zero? To get NaN.

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What killed the Indian Cat? Curryosity

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Being an Indian, my white friends asked me about what Indians did during the festival of Diwali... They got very happy and asked me to take them to India the next time. I don't know what's there to be happy about. I just told them " We blow crackers."

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An Indian and a cowboy were buffalo hunting together The Indian suddenly knelt down, pressed his ear against the ground and said "Buffalo come."

The cowboy was amazed by this and asked him "how do you know this?"

The Indian replied: "Sticky."

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What's Indian Women's favorite movie? "The Big Sikh".

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How to catch a Tiger? 3 ways to catch a tiger....

Newtons law : allow the tiger to catch u, then u catch the tiger...

Veerappan's law : kidnap tiger's wife and ask the tiger to surrender..

Indian Police Method : Catch a cat and beat it until it agrees it is a tiger...

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I tried to read a book about Indian bread. But it just went naan, and naan, and naan, and naan...

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What do you call an Indian dating site? Connect the dots.

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America sure is having some bad luck with the recent hurricanes. As if it's built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

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Do you know why Indian bakeries are open 24/7? Because they bake naan stop.

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What do you call the smell of Indian bread? Naanscents

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I was in LA recently and got pulled over by an Indian cop They are outsourcing everything.

He asked me, " why do you think I pulled you over"?

I said, " I don't know, because I missed my last credit payment?"

Credit Sam Tripoli

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How did the heckawii indians get their name? They split off from a larger tribe and fallowed a river, they walked for weeks and months until finally coming to a great plain, the Indian chief looked at the medicine man and said "where the heck are we?"

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Why should you back an Indian charity? Because they are all naan profit.

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What do you call dental work you get while on vacation on an indian reservation? Sioux-veneers

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Did you hear about when Eminem married an Indian woman? They had a Slim Shaadi

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Indian men are statistically the least likely to get laid No wonder even their parents call them beta.

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What do you call an Atheist who loves Indian food? A NAAN believer.

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I just got my best score on the new Indian video game "Sitar Hero 3"!!! I got five stars on "Curry on My Wayward Son"

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A guy walks into an Indian Restaurant. He talks to the waiter. He then walks out. The manager asks the waiter, "why did that man leave?"

The waiter says, "he asked what kind of bread we have and I told him we have Naan.

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How do you kill an Indian vampire? With a steak

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What do you call several hundred Native Americans without nipples? The Indian Nippleless 500

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Did you heard about the Indian chef that fell down from the stairs? He was curryed away to the hospital.

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An Indian restaurant hired a contractor to remodel their place... ...They specifically wanted a tan door.

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What do you call a hot Indian? A Bomb Bae

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Do you know any Indian food jokes? Because I know Naan

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What did the Indian boy said to his mum before he left for school? Mumbai

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I called somebody an Indian giver recently They got offended so I had to take it back

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The last time I saw an asian guy beat that badly..... ...it was by an indian girl at the Scripps National Spelling Bee

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A foreigner is talking to his friend in India. He says, "Wow! This is a cool country! Not like my boring state. This is not my state."

And an Indian guy looks to him and says, "Namaste."

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Why was the Indian named Brown Behind? Because he had no TP.

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What is an Indian's favourite grape? GanGrape.

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Why can't you argue with an indian ? Because you can't have beef with them.

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Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Indian said, "Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket."

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What do you call an Indian programmer? Dev

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Can I write the money I spent at the Indian bakery off my taxes? They are a naan profit organization ...

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If I ever commit a murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread. Naan violent crimes almost never merit life sentences.

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What do you get when you fuse Arab and Indian food? Explosive Diarrhea

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I took my Indian friend to a Persian restaurant He said the pita was second to naan.

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I knew an Indian who drank so much tea that he died in his tea pee

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What do most Indian people have in common? They all like to Singh.

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Vegetarian is an ancient Native Indian word meaning "bad hunter".

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Heard about the new Indian wine? "We want our laaaand back"

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What did the Indian child say to his mother before he left for school? Mumbai!

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How do to an indian burn My curry is better than yours.

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I wasted the whole day looking for an Indian cookbook at the library today. I asked the librarian for help, but I was too embarrassed to tell her I couldn't even find the naan fiction section.

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Why did the Indian not show up for work? He was Sikh.

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A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments. I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar.

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Why are Indian the best in bed? They always come late.

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Who do Indian cannibals eat first Curry-ans (Koreans)

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Wanna hear an Indian joke? Sorry I have Naan

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An American mistakes a Hindu from India as a Muslim from Pakistan Indian guy goes "Excuse me sir, you seem to have mistaken me for a Muslim from Pakistan. I belong to 711 not 911."

I will show myself out.

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My Indian engineering teacher told us this today Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

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Do you know that in some ancient American Indian language the word "vegetarian".... ...the word "vegetarian" means "a very bad hunter" ?

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