How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant? One of them is an elephant
America sure is having some bad luck It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
America is going through such bad luck at the moment It's as if the whole country were built on haunted Indian burial grounds...
The US is having so many disasters and tragedies
Youd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds.
Edit: Hey thanks for the gold stranger!
My wife left me for an Indian guy I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
My wife left me for an Indian guy
It's okay, I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows
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How about an Indian joke?
A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts "Is there a doctor here?"
A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: "I am. What is the problem?"
She replies: "Do you want to meet my daughter?"
America is sure having some bad luck these days. It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, You'd almost think the whole country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground
With all the bad luck that the US has seen this year...
You'd almost think this country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
With all the bad things happenning in america right now, you woulda thought the whole thing was built on some Indian burial ground.
My buddy went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back...
Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand."
The tattooist said "Hang on pal, I've only just finished his turban."
When my new Indian girlfriend said I could give her a facial... ...I nearly came on the spot...
How does an Indian girl tell her family she will be wearing a Western dress to her wedding? "Sorry, not Sari."
I wnet to an Indian restaurant and ordered biryani... The waiter said, sorry sir, I don’t know what a birlaurel is.
How do you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant? One of them is an elephant.
The United States has such bad luck It's almost as if it was build on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
I just saw an Indian guy shaking a piece of carpet outside his door. I said, "Whats up, Won't it start?"
The United States is always being hit with tragedies and crises like a bad curse... Just as if it was built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground.
Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants? Because everyone likes a little naan fiction
To all the people who listen to my Indian accent and automatically assume I’m in IT, let me tell you something. That’s just a coincidence.
What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? One of them isn't an elephant.
Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations.
I watched so many programming tutorial videos in college My inner monologue started developing an Indian accent
Hotel Indian. Did you hear about the Indian who had to sleep in the hotel lobby because he didn't have a reservation?
LPT: When calling out of work or school, don't fake congestion, etc... instead try using your best Indian accent. There's a much higher chance they'll believe you're Sikh.
An Indian woman jumps up mid flight and shouts 'is there a doctor on the plane?'
A nice, serious guy approaches quickly and says 'i'm a doctor, what's the problem?'
She replies 'Would you like to meet my daughter?'
I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up That's me in the korma.
An Indian talks to a UKIP supporter
UKIP supporter: "Oh you damn people are invading our country and taking everything of ours"
Indian :"No sir we are simply returning the favour"
With all these natural disasters happening, Its almost as if the USA was built over thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
What happened to the Indian bread when it left the country? It became a Naan Residential Indian.
My friend said to me today: With what’s happening in the United States it looks like they are cursed. As if they had built their state on an Indian cemetery !
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I believe that he will treat her great, because in India they worship cows.
So my wife left me for an indian guy... Im sure she'll be treated well, they consider cows to be sacred.
An Indian bakery was handing out bread to help relieve people affected by corona I’m pretty sure they were naan profit
Why did the quarantine shut down the Indian Cuisine? Because it was a NaN-Essential business.
America is having such bad lucky recently like it’s cursed! It’s almost as if it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground or something...
What's the difference between an Indian and African elephant? For starters, one of them is an elephant.
My wife left me for an Indian man I wouldn't be worried about it becouse I know that in India they sure take good care of their cows.
I saw an Indian woman the other day. I said, "Nice robe."
She said, "It's not a robe."
I was like, "Woah, sari."
A cowboy enters an outhouse and hears a noise down the hole
He looks down it and notices a Native American
He yells down “How long have you been down there!”
The Indian responds: “Many moons... many... many moons”
Indian takeaway - £20. Cost of delivery - £2. Finding out they've forgotten part of your order... Riceless!
If your superpower is to shapeshift, do not transform into an Indian garment Or you'll be Sari
What did Hermione Granger say to her friend that mispronounced their order at an Indian restaurant? It’s samOsa not samoSA
They were out of bread at the Indian restaurant I was at The waiter said it was a naan issue.
Did you hear about the Indian priest who always donated bread to charity? He was the Naan-Prophet
An indian (native American) drank 50 cups of tea. Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.