Redhead Jokes

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in 5th grade. Which one is hotter? The blonde..because she’s 18.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the ninth grade, which one is the hottest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18

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A blonde was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriends dandruff problem... The redhead says "why don't you give him head and shoulders."

The blonde replies "how do you give shoulders?"

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.

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How do you make love to a redhead? Gingerly.

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How do you handle a redhead's temper? Gingerly.

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Funny Redhead Jokes
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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde because she's the only one that's 18

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North Korea reminds me of a redhead Because they both have no Seoul

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead ...a doctor, a lawyer and an accountant, a Brit, a German and an American, a priest, a rabbi, two camels and a duck walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them all and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How does a redhead shave his pubes? Gingerly

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3 women are sitting at a bar.. A brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

The brunette says, "I'm so tight, my husband can only fit 3 fingers in me."

The redhead says, "I'm so tight, *my* husband can only fit 1 finger in me!"

The blonde, meanwhile, slides down her stool.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in a 9th grade math class, which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

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I went to Brisbane's hottest redhead competition 5000 people attended, and not a soul in sight

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What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread

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What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House

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What happened to the stressed out redhead? He ginger snapped

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in 9th grade. Which of them is the hottest? The blonde because she's the only one whos 18.

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If a redhead works in a bakery... ...does that make him a gingerbread man?

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde because she is the only one who is 18.

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A redhead had her Kia stolen... ...Now the ginger has no Soul

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What does a redhead with a tooth infection have? Gingervitis!

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in a kindergarten class, there is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. which one do you date? the blonde. she's 18.

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A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a farmer, his daughter, a horse, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"

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What do you call it when a redhead gets angry? Ginger snap.

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I asked a red headed friend of mine what I could do to be just like him. His response was "You have to go through the long and tough process of becoming a redhead." So, as of today, I have started the process of being trans-gingered.

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My redhead friend named Albert drinks Canada Dry every day I call him Ginger Al

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3 witch fugitives were cornered by police The redhead yelled "AIR" and a gust of wind carried her to safety.

The brunette yelled "EARTH" and a tunnel to safety appeared underneath her.

The blonde yelled "FIRE" so the police did.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in the ninth grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18.

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What do you call a rich male redhead? A Gingerbread Man.

I'll just close the door behind me...

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What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life? A trans-ginger

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How would a redhead make love to you? Gingerly

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What do you call a redhead who doesn't brush their teeth? Gingervitis

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A redhead gets a job He is now a baker, probably a gingerbread man.

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A blonde encountered a brunette friend of hers and said, “I heard that you had died.” The brunette replied, “Well, you can see, I’m alive.”

To which the blonde said, “But I trust the redhead who told me more than you.”

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What do you call a blind redhead? Ginger braille.

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What do you call a redhead who works at a bakery? A ginger bread man!

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What do you call it when you make a redhead go insane. A ginger snap

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