Flat Earthers It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.
A buddy of mine is one of those “flat Earther’s.” He said he’s angry and going to the edge. I have a feeling he’ll come around.
I was arguing with a flat Earth believer We argued about how many members the flat Earth community had. He said "We have members all around the globe".
A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat... He said, “We have supporters all around the globe!!!”
It’s surprising flat earthers are still using money. You’d think they’d have concern over it making the world go round.
Did you hear the Flat Earth Society is really gaining ground? They say they have members all around the globe now.
Yo mama so fat... When she was buried, the flat earthers announced the earth is not flat anymore.
I wasn't always a Flat Earther. In fact, I used to believe the Earth was round... ...until your mom sat on it.
Flat Earthers say we’ve never truly seen real pictures of the earth but I’ve never seen my dad and I know he’s real
My flat earther friend decided to prove his theory by walking to the end of the world In the end, he came around.
This sub is overdoing it with the flat earther jokes... ... you're pushing them over the edge.
I asked a Flat Earther to tell me what the volume of the Earth was but he couldn't give me a good answer. There was a significant rounding error.
The Flat Earth Society is a very large organization. They have members from all around the globe.
There is a new reality show where flat earthers try to travel to the edge of the world. Unfortunately the finale is not a cliff hanger.
What is the real argument Flat Earthers are trying to use? 2D, or not 2D? That is the question.
I was having an argument with my flat earthier friend ... ... He said he'd walk to the edge of the world to prove he was right. He came around eventually.
I don’t really like flat Earthers
They’re too edgy.
Someone probably came up with it before me, but I thought it was worth a shot
It's strange that we don't hear more concern from the flat earthers about Antarctica melting You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.
A flat earther was asked to describe fear... They said there was nothing to fear but sphere itself.
Im going to join the flat Earth society. They are very convincing and have members all around the globe.
"And now as observe as the wild flat earther denies the existence of an atmosphere... ... and instead believes in an atmosquare."
A Vegan, and Anti-Vaxxer and a Flat Earther walk into a bar I know that because they told everyone 5 minutes after walking in.
How to make flat earther's believe in the globe earth...
Believe in the globe earth...
I said, believe the globe earth...
Believe the globe earth!
Did you hear about the guy who launched himself in a home-built rocket to attempt to prove the Earth is not a globe? You could say he became a flat earther.
I want to argue with flat earthers but... I just feel like we're not on a level playing field
I wonder if “flat earthers” really just have depth perception Maybe they just need glasses ?♂️
I won't listen to this "flat earth" nonsense anymore And the next person who mentions it gets thrown off the edge of the earth
Flat earthers are the most self centered people They actually think the universe revolves around them
What's the difference between Blizzard's dignity and Flat Earth Theory? Some people still manage to believe in Flat Earth Theory.
Some people just aren’t nutritious
Flat Earther: “Hi!”
Zombie: (Hesitates. Moves on.)
The number of people who believe the earth is flat is steadily growing. There are now Flat Earth Society members all around the globe.
How many flat Earthers does it take to change a broken lightbulb? All of them. But they will still fail to get the lights on and they'll just blame NASA for faking working lightbulbs.
How many flat earthers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They don't believe in globes.
Why did Atlas stop holding up the sky? Flat earth believers convinced him that it would remain, but he got carried away.
What if we tell the flat earthers that the answers they are looking for are in Area 51 Then that way we get to watch people storm Area 51 and no one dies that anyone cares about!
The Earth is flat
My friend: Dude I'm telling you the earth is flat. There have been several proofs made by Flat Earth Researchers all around the globe.
My flat earther friend decided to walk around the earth to prove it was flat He came around in the end
Want to join my flat earth society group? It has millions of people from all around the globe in it.
Flat-Earthers always change what they say about the Flat Earth for their convenience. Luckily there aren't any other groups that do that. Thank God.