The only thing that flat earthers fear... is sphere itself.
The only thing a flat earther is afraid of Is sphere itself.
Flat Earthers It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.
A buddy of mine is one of those “flat Earther’s.” He said he’s angry and going to the edge. I have a feeling he’ll come around.
I was arguing with a flat Earth believer We argued about how many members the flat Earth community had. He said "We have members all around the globe".
A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat... He said, “We have supporters all around the globe!!!”
It’s surprising flat earthers are still using money. You’d think they’d have concern over it making the world go round.
Did you hear about the Flat Earther who went skydiving? He landed on a plane.
Did you hear the Flat Earth Society is really gaining ground? They say they have members all around the globe now.
The things flat earthers fear.. Is sphere itself.
I wasn't always a Flat Earther. In fact, I used to believe the Earth was round... ...until your mom sat on it.
The Flat Earther's greatest fear is sphere itself
The Flat Earth Society Has members all around the globe.
Flat Earthers say we’ve never truly seen real pictures of the earth but I’ve never seen my dad and I know he’s real
My flat earther friend decided to prove his theory by walking to the end of the world In the end, he came around.
A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar
While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted
" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "
Speaker dropped the mic.
What is the flat earthers greatest fear? A well rounded argument.
Did you know the flat earth society has members... all around the globe?
This sub is overdoing it with the flat earther jokes... ... you're pushing them over the edge.
I asked a Flat Earther to tell me what the volume of the Earth was but he couldn't give me a good answer. There was a significant rounding error.
The Flat Earth Society is a very large organization. They have members from all around the globe.
Welcome to the Flat Earth Society We have members all around the globe
The only thing a flat earther fears? A sphere itself...
Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers? It's like there's a global conspiracy.
What is the real argument Flat Earthers are trying to use? 2D, or not 2D? That is the question.
There is a new reality show where flat earthers try to travel to the edge of the world. Unfortunately the finale is not a cliff hanger.
I was having an argument with my flat earthier friend ... ... He said he'd walk to the edge of the world to prove he was right. He came around eventually.
The Flat Earth Community has supporters all around the globe.
Why will the flat earth society never be popular? Because they cant get the word a round.
I don’t really like flat Earthers
They’re too edgy.
Someone probably came up with it before me, but I thought it was worth a shot
Im going to join the flat Earth society. They are very convincing and have members all around the globe.
Flat earth society member: We have members all around the globe Me: Say that again slowly...
The flat Earth society Has members all across the globe
What is the flat earthers greatest fear? The sfeare
What are denser than black holes? Flat earthers
Where are Flat Earth believers? All around the globe.
The flat earth movement is really taking off.. There are flat earthers all around the globe
Flat earthers community has members all around the globe.
I met a flat Earth conspiracy theorist today... Overall, I would say a well rounded person
The Flat Earth Society has nothing to fear... ...but sphere itself!...
What is a flat earther’s number 1 fear? Sphere itself.
What is the only thing flat earthers have to fear? S-fear itself
I won't listen to this "flat earth" nonsense anymore And the next person who mentions it gets thrown off the edge of the earth
How are Anti Vaxxer’s and Flat Earthers alike They both have no brain
I’m working with Space X on a program to send Flat Earthers into space to help them prove earth is flat. But not on bringing them back.
I asked a flat earther to play soccer the other day... He brought a frisbee.
There are flat earthers, there are tide pod eaters, And there are people who want the first two to be the same.
I used to be a flat earther, until I won the lottery... After all, money makes the world go round!
I really hope there are no Golden Globe winners working in the Flat Earth Society.
I recruited a nice little girl and her cute cuddly kitten to the flat earthers this weekend. I also figured out the brakes on my truck are overdue to be replaced.
This monday there will be a solar eclipse at 10am... Followed shortly after by funeral proceedings for the Flat Earth Society.
What did the Flat Earther say to the Anti-Vaxxer? Hold my beer.
My brother is a 9/11 truther, a flat earther, and a Soundcloud rapper. No, really.
How do you blow a flat earthers mind? With dynamite.
Why are there so many furry flat earthers? Because they don't have Occam's Razor.
Did you hear about the flat earth society? No? I hear that they are gaining new members from all around the globe.
Why do Flat Earthers hate The Beatles? Because the Earth is round, it turns them off.
Why will the flat earth theory never be popular? Because they can't spread the word around
The Flat Earth Society is very popular They have members all around the globe
I just grilled a flat earther amputee. It was easy because he didn't have a leg to stand on.
The Flat Earth Society is huge We have members all over the globe
There are a bunch of flat earth theorists... ...They are all over the globe.
Join the Flat Earth Society! We have members all over the globe!
I went to an international "Flat Earther" convention the other day Turns out they have members all around the world