I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever
What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say "No Trespassing".
Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three He says "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.
There's only one difference between Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's Day... On Cinco de Mayo no one wants to pretend to be Mexican.
I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo but all of mine are 5/5
What's the difference between Cinco de Mayo and St. Patricks Day? No one pretends to be mexican.
What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo? On Cinco De Mayo, not everybody pretends to be Mexican.
Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is... Revenge of the Sixth
Why did they call it Cinco de Mayo? Because only white people celebrate it.
Since it's Cinco De Mayo, I think i'm gonna eat a little mexican tonight! And after that, I'll have dinner!
What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo? " I don't like Mayweather!"
What do you say if you spill mayonnaise in the kitchen sink? Happy Cinco de Mayo!
What do you read on cinco de mayo? "Tequila Mockingbird"
What's the difference between St Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo? Everyone is proud to be Irish on St Paddy's day
My astronomer friend had too much beer on Cinco de Mayo and threw up I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection
Happy Cinco de Mayo I hope every Juan has a great day
What do you call a Mexican person drowning in Mayonnaise Cinco de Mayo
Trump: How do you know if you live in a good neighborhood? When it is Cinco de Mayo and you don't see any flags...