Cinco De Mayo Jokes

Funny Cinco De Mayo Jokes
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I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say "No Trespassing".

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Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three He says "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.

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I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo but all of mine are 5/5

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There's only one difference between Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's Day... On Cinco de Mayo no one wants to pretend to be Mexican.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo? On Cinco De Mayo, not everybody pretends to be Mexican.

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What's the difference between Cinco de Mayo and St. Patricks Day? No one pretends to be mexican.

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Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is... Revenge of the Sixth

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This year will be the first Cinco de Mayo ... When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.

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What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo? " I don't like Mayweather!"

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Since it's Cinco De Mayo, I think i'm gonna eat a little mexican tonight! And after that, I'll have dinner!

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Why did they call it Cinco de Mayo? Because only white people celebrate it.

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What do you call a Mexican person drowning in Mayonnaise Cinco de Mayo

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Happy Cinco de Mayo I hope every Juan has a great day

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What do you say if you spill mayonnaise in the kitchen sink? Happy Cinco de Mayo!

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What do you read on cinco de mayo? "Tequila Mockingbird"

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My astronomer friend had too much beer on Cinco de Mayo and threw up I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection

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What's the difference between St Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo? Everyone is proud to be Irish on St Paddy's day

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Cinco de Mayo is cancelled this year, so.. hold de Mayo

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I'm dreading the coming Cinco De Mayo. There will potentially be millions of new cases of Corona in North America alone.

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Trump: How do you know if you live in a good neighborhood? When it is Cinco de Mayo and you don't see any flags...

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