Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows. *But the road will have his vengeance.*
Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? [This joke isn't available for EU users]
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of the range of the North Korean missiles
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of North Korea's missile range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the ugly guy's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To find people who care about its cake day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? North Korea's long range missiles don't reach that far
Why did the chicken cross the road? The road betrayed it first.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's ballistic missile.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
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Knock , knock.
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Who's there?
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The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He was incredibly depressed. He wanted to die. Getting hit by a car would be easy. He wanted to get to the "other side."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the White House on the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range nuclear missiles.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Gordan Ramsay: Because you didn't fu*king cook it
Why did the chicken cross the road? Colonel Sanders wanted to show him a secret...
Why did the chicken cross the road? It got sick of hearing the vegan talk about how he saved a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's missiles don't reach that far.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea’s long range ballistic missile can’t reach that far.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because doing so gave it a sense of pride and accomplishment.
Why did the chicken cross the road first thing in the morning?
To go to Starbawwwks.
- Partial credit to my 5 year old.
Why did the chicken cross the road? For attention
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cus that's where he parked his coupe.
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I dunno, why?
Her: To get to your house.
Me: OK... I don't really under-
Her: Knock knock.
Me: Wha- who's there?
Her: The chicken.
[meta] why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other bar!
A Raven and a Buzzard...
A raven and a buzzard are both sitting on a fence by the side of the road.
The raven says to the buzzard "why did the chicken cross the road?"
The buzzard replies "I dunno, I suppose we were just lucky."
i asked my friend five mins before exam "why did the chicken cross the road" while he was studying, he answers " because he didn't have time for your jokes"
Why did the chicken cross the road with all its belongings on its back while getting bombed?
Don't pick on him he's only a chicken...
Sorry I meant Czechian
x-post from /r/philosiphy: "why do we laugh?" - Because it's all an inside joke, and you have to start thinking INSIDE THE BOX.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Let me just ask the question...
"How does a chicken know what a road is?"
/r/discuss