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My 5yo asked me to tell you guys this joke I'm so sorry...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause your butt stinks!! Ha! Stinky butt
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He doesn't understand downvotes so I'll eat the loss of karma cause this made him happy
Joke from my daughter
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me:???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To take a photo in front of a church.
My 5 y/o cousins joke :)
Him:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!
I fell right into the little tackers trap!
My 8 year old cousin: " Why did the chicken cross the road?"
8yo cousin: To get to the idiot's house.
Me (patronizingly): Oh..uh..yeah good one haha.
8yo cousin: Wanna hear another one? Knock knock
Me: Who's there
8yo: The chicken.
2 Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house!
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Not funny? Okay, how about this one?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows. *But the road will have his vengeance.*
Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"
My cute younger brother's contribution.
Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? [This joke isn't available for EU users]
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of the range of the North Korean missiles
Knock !!!!
My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.
daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know.
daughter: She was going to visit the dummy.
Me: ?
daughter: Knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
daughter: The Chicken
Me: :/
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of North Korea's missile range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the ugly guy's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
My daughter told me this joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because your butt stinks and that’s why mom left you
Why did the chicken cross the road? To find people who care about its cake day.
So he could watch Jeopardy. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? North Korea's long range missiles don't reach that far
Joke from my Daughter
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's home.
Me: ???
Her: Knock Knock.
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!
Joke from my little sister...
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me:???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!
Chicken Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to your house.
Knock knock
-Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? The road betrayed it first.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's ballistic missile.
Joke from my cousin
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me:???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!
My daughter pulled this on her aunt
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Aunt: I don't know. Why?
Her: To get to the old lady's house
Aunt: ???
Her: Knock knock
Aunt: Who's there?
Her: The chicken
A joke I am stealing from a little girl
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me: ???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!
What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?
How far do you think i can kick this bucket?
Also, Why did the chicken cross the road?
[He was in the bucket](/spoiler)
Why did the chicken cross the road? To socially distance themselves.
Joke by my 6 year old niece
6: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:I don't know why?
6: He didnt, he got hit by a truck!
Still gets me 13 years later.
A chicken joke
Son: Dad, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know. Why?
Son: To get to the ugly man's house.
Me: Hmm...
Son: Knock! Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Son: The Chicken!
Me: You're no son of mine.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He was incredibly depressed. He wanted to die. Getting hit by a car would be easy. He wanted to get to the "other side."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
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Knock , knock.
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Who's there?
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The chicken.
A couple of kids jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house…
Do you get it? no? lets try another
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
The Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Gordan Ramsay: Because you didn't fu*king cook it
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the White House on the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range nuclear missiles.