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My 5yo asked me to tell you guys this joke I'm so sorry... Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause your butt stinks!! Ha! Stinky butt

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He doesn't understand downvotes so I'll eat the loss of karma cause this made him happy

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Joke from my daughter Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me:???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ​

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To take a photo in front of a church.

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My 5 y/o cousins joke :) Him:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Him: It's the chicken!

I fell right into the little tackers trap!

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My 8 year old cousin: " Why did the chicken cross the road?" 8yo cousin: To get to the idiot's house.

Me (patronizingly): Oh..uh..yeah good one haha.

8yo cousin: Wanna hear another one? Knock knock

Me: Who's there

8yo: The chicken.

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2 Jokes Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

To get to the idiot's house!

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Not funny? Okay, how about this one?
Knock Knock

Who's there?

The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows. *But the road will have his vengeance.*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"

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My cute younger brother's contribution. Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? [This joke isn't available for EU users]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of the range of the North Korean missiles

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Knock !!!! My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.

daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know.

daughter: She was going to visit the dummy.

Me: ?

daughter: Knock, knock

Me: Who's there?

daughter: The Chicken

Me: :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of North Korea's missile range.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

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My daughter told me this joke Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because your butt stinks and that’s why mom left you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find people who care about its cake day.

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So he could watch Jeopardy. Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.




as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? North Korea's long range missiles don't reach that far

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Joke from my Daughter Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's home.
Me: ???
Her: Knock Knock.
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!

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Joke from my little sister... Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: Why?

Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.

Me:???

Her: Knock knock

Me: Who's there?

Her: It's the chicken!

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Chicken Joke Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to your house.
Knock knock
-Who's there?
The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road betrayed it first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's ballistic missile.

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Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: Why?

Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.

Me:???

Her: Knock knock

Me: Who's there?

Her: It's the chicken!

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My daughter pulled this on her aunt Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aunt: I don't know. Why?

Her: To get to the old lady's house

Aunt: ???

Her: Knock knock

Aunt: Who's there?

Her: The chicken

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A joke I am stealing from a little girl Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me: ???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket? How far do you think i can kick this bucket?
Also, Why did the chicken cross the road?
[He was in the bucket](/spoiler)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To socially distance themselves.

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Joke by my 6 year old niece 6: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:I don't know why?
6: He didnt, he got hit by a truck!

Still gets me 13 years later.

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A chicken joke Son: Dad, why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know. Why?

Son: To get to the ugly man's house.

Me: Hmm...

Son: Knock! Knock!

Me: Who's there?

Son: The Chicken!

Me: You're no son of mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was incredibly depressed. He wanted to die. Getting hit by a car would be easy. He wanted to get to the "other side."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.

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Knock , knock.

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Who's there?

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The chicken.

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A couple of kids jokes Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house…

Do you get it? no? lets try another

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
The Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Gordan Ramsay: Because you didn't fu*king cook it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the White House on the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range nuclear missiles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Russia. Leave him alone, Putin!

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Edit: Czechian, not chicken, sorry

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To get to the time machine. Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Sadly, he was hit by a car and passed away shortly after. This would’ve been his third birthday.

I guess you could say he wanted to get to the other side.

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I heard translated jokes are now a thing. Here's one from spanish: Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Original:

¿Donde esta la bibliotecha?

¡Donde esta la bibliotecha!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because they forget how to fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don’t know but the CIA will in about five minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road To enjoy some KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I’m not sure, but he didn’t need teargas to do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know I can’t speak chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he had to get to the bar, he has more than one joke to star in!


*Knock knock

"who's there?"

"It is I, the chicken. Let me in the bar man, I'm late for my joke!"



... a chicken walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? It wanted to play animal crossing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the other chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To comply with the 6ft social distancing mandate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. The chicken knew it was a busy road. The chicken knew he was no longer meant for this world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the forgetful idiot's house.

*Knock knock

Who is there?

The forgetful idiot. Sorry i forgot where my house is, can you help me?

-credit to my 10 year old niece

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its lockdown you fool. Chicken goes wherever chicken wants to go...

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Why did the chicken cross the road with all its belongings on its back while getting bombed? Don't pick on him he's only a chicken...


Sorry I meant Czechian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To keep 6 feet away, and minimize exposure and contact with other chickens outside the coop during these trying times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get essential items!
He's not going to a friend's place or a ..music festival, will you just get off his back, a chicken needs to eat too, you know!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To practice social distancing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Social distancing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To practice self isolation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't want to cross John Wick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well you see, it was deeply depressed. The road was fairly busy and it knew that being hit by a car would be the fastest way to go.

It was trying to get to "The Other Side."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the gallows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a big Adele fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was important for the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the jokes on this sub aren’t funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: why did the chicken cross the road?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because it wanted to meet a fool.

Me: knock knock.

Friend: Who is there?

Me: The chicken, open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You: Why?

Me: To get the newspaper. Did you get it?

You: No

Me: Of course silly, because the chicken got it

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My 9 year old daughter got me today...thought I'd share Why did the chicken cross the road?

To visit the village idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To join you because you look like you could use a friend.

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Maître D crushes chef. Maître D to chef: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chef: what, I don't know.

Maître D throwing dish at chef: Because you didn't cook it you twit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the idiot’s house.

Knock knock

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Another Chicken Joke Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know. Why?

To get to the stupid person’s house.




Knock knock

Who’s there?

The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot on the other side.

Knock knock

(Who’s there)

The chicken you idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Guitar lesson

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a bedsheet? To kill Jeffrey Epstein and make it look like a suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road softly? .

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‘Cause it couldn’t walk, hardly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot’s house.
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

The chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To remind you that Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
(Suicide for those who are slow)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got sick of people constantly questioning its motivations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Darn. I was hoping you knew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house

?: Knock knock

You: Who's there?

?: The chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the dumb redditor's house.
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the paddy field.

Yeah, this is what happens when you start outsourcing your jokes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was incorrect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Product placement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because these fast food restaurants are always on the #!&* left side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I’m surprised you didn’t know that.

It’s an old joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the cyber cafe so they could repost a joke on this sub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Asking for a friend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the road was a weed farm

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seriously why did the chicken cross the road? because it heard the referee was blowing fowls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the *other* side
-Vsauce

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Why did the chicken cross the road He heard KFC was hiring it didn't last long though he got fryerd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's not our business, forget the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To walk into the bar.

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