Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

Funny Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows. *But the road will have his vengeance.*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? [This joke isn't available for EU users]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of the range of the North Korean missiles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of North Korea's missile range.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find people who care about its cake day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.




as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? North Korea's long range missiles don't reach that far

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road betrayed it first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's ballistic missile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.

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Knock , knock.

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Who's there?

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The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was incredibly depressed. He wanted to die. Getting hit by a car would be easy. He wanted to get to the "other side."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the White House on the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range nuclear missiles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Gordan Ramsay: Because you didn't fu*king cook it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Colonel Sanders wanted to show him a secret...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It got sick of hearing the vegan talk about how he saved a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's missiles don't reach that far.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea’s long range ballistic missile can’t reach that far.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because doing so gave it a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road first thing in the morning? To go to Starbawwwks.

- Partial credit to my 5 year old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For attention

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cus that's where he parked his coupe.

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Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: I dunno, why?

Her: To get to your house.

Me: OK... I don't really under-

Her: Knock knock.

Me: Wha- who's there?

Her: The chicken.

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[meta] why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other bar!

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i asked my friend five mins before exam "why did the chicken cross the road" while he was studying, he answers " because he didn't have time for your jokes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road with all its belongings on its back while getting bombed? Don't pick on him he's only a chicken...


Sorry I meant Czechian

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x-post from /r/philosiphy: "why do we laugh?" - Because it's all an inside joke, and you have to start thinking INSIDE THE BOX. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Let me just ask the question...

"How does a chicken know what a road is?"

/r/discuss

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