"No thanks. I am a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby.
My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian...
it's like I've never seen herbivore.
edit: I think I summoned the pun cult.
What do you call a cannibal who only eats coma patients? A vegetarian.
My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore
This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant... But I've never met herbivore!
I had to quit my vegetarian diet Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club Which was weird, because I'd never met herbivore.
I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian...
I've never met *herbivore*
Hear that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian son? Brock Lee.
My friend set me up on a blind date with her vegetarian friend but I’m kind of nervous... I’ve never met herbivore.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.
When a vegetarian turns into a zombie, what does it eat? Coma patients.
This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club. I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore.
Anyone hear about the transsexual lion that became a vegetarian? He was a her before.
"Have you seen my vegetarian girlfriend?" "No, I have not seen herbivore."
I met this vegetarian girl who said we knew each other But I never met herbivore.
A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club But I'd never met herbivore.
(OC) one I thought up this morning
What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?
The statement "You are what you eat" isn't really true. If you eat a vegetarian, you probably aren't a vegetarian.
What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name? Broco Lee
I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore
I met this vegetarian and she looks very familiar Seems like I met herbivore
Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock.
This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore.
This woman said she met me in a vegetarian restaurant But i never met herbivore
What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!
Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend? No, I've never met herbivore.
A girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from the local vegetarian restaurant...... I'm very confused as I've never met herbivore.
I think my girlfriend might be a vegetarian... ...because I've never met a girl like herbivore.
What did the epileptic vegetarian always have for dinner? Seizure salad...
A girl said she has seen me in a vegetarian meeting... I told her I have never met herbivore
What do you call a vegetarian prostitute? A herbiwhore.
Today, a vegetarian girl said she recognized me, but I think I've never met herbivore
Do you know that in some ancient American Indian language the word "vegetarian".... ...the word "vegetarian" means "a very bad hunter" ?
I was on a vegetarian diet then I switched to vegan. The lack of protein in their diets make them a lot easier to catch
What did the epileptic vegetarian often have for dinner? Seizure salad...
What do you call a vegetarian child, born in a whorehouse? A Brothel sprout
TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich. Oops wrong sub.
What do you call a rich vegetarian? A melon baller.
Found out my cousin is a vegetarian now. The lengths he goes to have his wife swallow.
I've always been vegetarian but just recently I've been considering trying meat for the first time. I think I might be barbecurious.
How do you find out if someone is a vegetarian?
Don't worry, they will let you know as soon as they can.
Last week, I told this joke a colleague who just had proudly told me he's vegetarian now. We both had a very good laugh.
What do you call a vegetarian gynecologist's memoirs? Vaggie tales.
Why would someone want to start a vegetarian keto diet? To reduce their carb-in footprint.
What do zombies vegetarian eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSS!
What does a vegetarian vampire eat? Vegetables.
What did the epileptic vegetarian have for supper? Seizure salad
I just became a vegetarian and I'm trying some new meatless options, come to find out I like everything but seitan. I'm just not a fan of religion in my food. I believe in a firm separation of church and plate.
What do you call a Cannibal who only eats retards? A vegetarian
TIL that 'vegetarian' is an old Indian word It means 'lousy hunter'.
Why are vegetarian nature photographers hypocrites? Because they shoot animals.
Vegetarian is an ancient Native Indian word meaning "bad hunter".
I've been seriously considering opening a vegetarian/vegan delicatessan. I think I'll call it **Soy Vey!**
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? With a steak to the heart.