"No thanks. I am a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby.
My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian...
it's like I've never seen herbivore.
edit: I think I summoned the pun cult.
What do you call a cannibal who only eats coma patients? A vegetarian.
My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore
This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant... But I've never met herbivore!
I had to quit my vegetarian diet Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club Which was weird, because I'd never met herbivore.
I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian...
I've never met *herbivore*
Hear that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian son? Brock Lee.
My friend set me up on a blind date with her vegetarian friend but I’m kind of nervous... I’ve never met herbivore.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.
When a vegetarian turns into a zombie, what does it eat? Coma patients.
This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club. I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore.
Anyone hear about the transsexual lion that became a vegetarian? He was a her before.
"Have you seen my vegetarian girlfriend?" "No, I have not seen herbivore."
I met this vegetarian girl who said we knew each other But I never met herbivore.
A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club But I'd never met herbivore.
(OC) one I thought up this morning
What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?
The statement "You are what you eat" isn't really true. If you eat a vegetarian, you probably aren't a vegetarian.
What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name? Broco Lee
I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore
I met this vegetarian and she looks very familiar Seems like I met herbivore
Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock.
This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore.
This woman said she met me in a vegetarian restaurant But i never met herbivore
What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!
Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend? No, I've never met herbivore.
A girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from the local vegetarian restaurant...... I'm very confused as I've never met herbivore.
I think my girlfriend might be a vegetarian... ...because I've never met a girl like herbivore.
What did the epileptic vegetarian always have for dinner? Seizure salad...
What's it called when a vegetarian starts eating meat again? Losing your veginity.
What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian? One they've never herbivore.
What do you call a cannibal that only eats coma patients? Vegetarian
"No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grains
My friend changed a lot when she became a vegetarian ...it's like I've never seen herbivore.
My friend has really changed since she became a vegetarian. It's like I've never seen herbivore.
This cute vegetarian said she knew me But I never met herbivore
What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grainsss...
Found out my cousin is a vegetarian now. The lengths he goes to have his wife swallow.
How do you find out if someone is a vegetarian?
Don't worry, they will let you know as soon as they can.
Last week, I told this joke a colleague who just had proudly told me he's vegetarian now. We both had a very good laugh.
A Republican, Christian, Vegetarian and the Nicest man ever walks into a bar And only orders water because Mr. Rogers didn't drink
Why would someone want to start a vegetarian keto diet? To reduce their carb-in footprint.
What do zombies vegetarian eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSS!
I was on a vegetarian diet then I switched to vegan. The lack of protein in their diets make them a lot easier to catch
A vegetarian walks into a barber shop I would tell you the rest but it’s too quorny.
What did the epileptic vegetarian have for supper? Seizure salad
I just became a vegetarian and I'm trying some new meatless options, come to find out I like everything but seitan. I'm just not a fan of religion in my food. I believe in a firm separation of church and plate.
Today, a vegetarian girl said she recognized me, but I think I've never met herbivore
What do you call a Cannibal who only eats retards? A vegetarian
TIL that 'vegetarian' is an old Indian word It means 'lousy hunter'.
Anthony Hopkins is starring in a vegetarian remake of his most famous film It’s titled: Silence of the Yams
I'm a second-hand vegetarian Cows eat the veggies. I eat the cows.
I’m only a vegetarian in social situations... I avoid every possible meet.
What's the difference between a lion and a vegetarian? A lion only eats meat and can't talk and a vegetarian only eats plants and won't shut up about it.
For a Dutch vegetarian.. Meat is the worst
Why are satanists vegetarian? Because they worship seitan.
My friend asked me if I'd go on a date with his vegetarian friend.
"I dunno", I replied "never met herbivore"
What type of meat would a vegetarian priest eat? Nun
What did the homicidal vegetarian say? I would kale for some salad.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking A nor-vegan!
What's the hardest part of going vegetarian? Giving up cold turkey
A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club... But I had never met herbivore.
A vegetarian was very angry with her son, who became a butcher. She's got a lot of beef right now.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaiiinsss....
If there were two vegetarian rappers Could they still have beef? Or would they squash it!
Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Who knew Peter Frampton was such a committed vegetarian? Always singing "I want you to show me the whey."
What did the vegan say to the vegetarian? I'm better than you.
I really regret becoming a vegetarian It was a big missed steak.
My friend really changed since she became a vegetarian... It's like I've never seen herbivore.
what do you call a vegetarian restaurant with lots of big windows? a vegi-terratium...
I bought my girlfriend a book called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking Which is great for her, because not only is she a vegetarian...
How do you call a vegetarian spy? A Spynach
I'm curious what my vegetarian friend will bring to the superbowl party tonight. Hopefully it's an apology.
TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich. Oops wrong sub.
Vegetarian is an ancient Native Indian word meaning "bad hunter".
What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish? The Vegetarian
Why do you think I dated a vegetarian? So I can get my salad tossed
What do you call a cannibal who only eats comatose people? A vegetarian.
Do you know that in some ancient American Indian language the word "vegetarian".... ...the word "vegetarian" means "a very bad hunter" ?