My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club Which was weird, because I'd never met herbivore.
My friend set me up on a blind date with her vegetarian friend but I’m kind of nervous... I’ve never met herbivore.
This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club. I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore.
(OC) one I thought up this morning
What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?
A girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from the local vegetarian restaurant...... I'm very confused as I've never met herbivore.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club I'm not sure how; I've never met herbivore
This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. I was confused. I never met herbivore.
I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant There was a woman there who claimed that she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore.
Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club But I'm sure I never met herbivore..
Veggie Diet My wife wanted me to try a vegetarian diet. It's not all that different. Vegetarians taste just like meat.
Met a vegetarian today who said that people who sell meat are gross. To which I simply replied people who sell vegetables are grocer.
Being a vegetarian is easy, I eat oatmeal for breakfast and the rest of the day I survive off my feelings of superiority
I've always been vegetarian but just recently I've been considering trying meat for the first time. I think I might be barbecurious.
A British aquarium claims to have the world’s first vegetarian shark. Either that or they’re playing a really good prank on Nigel the tank cleaner.
A blind vegetarian is at a restaurant when the waiter accidentally gives him Foie Gras. He takes one bite and exclaims, “Ugh, this is offal!”
What's the difference between a meat lover's group and a vegetarian group? The vegetarians just meatless
How do you find out if someone is a vegetarian?
Don't worry, they will let you know as soon as they can.
Last week, I told this joke a colleague who just had proudly told me he's vegetarian now. We both had a very good laugh.
A Republican, Christian, Vegetarian and the Nicest man ever walks into a bar And only orders water because Mr. Rogers didn't drink
i got my pizza hut and dating app all mixed up so there's a vegetarian 8 inch on its way. i'm not sure what to expect.
I decided to try going vegetarian When my girlfriend asked what I was doing with the deli meat I said "I'm going cold turkey"
A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from a vegetarian restaurant. I’m a bit confused because i’ve never met herbivore.
I was on a vegetarian diet then I switched to vegan. The lack of protein in their diets make them a lot easier to catch
Archaeologists tend to agree the Triceratops' vegetarian diet and friendly demeanor made it one of the least threatening dinosaurs. It was basically a Michael Ceratops