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My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will be a pizza history.
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My girlfriend left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni now. 😔
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. you should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta
My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
My girlfriend bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!
My mum laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
My wife didn't believe me when i said I'd made a car from spaghetti Should've seen her face when I drove pasta
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta
What do you call an Italian hooker?
A PASTA-tute!
I am so sorry.
My wife just left me because of my fetish with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now
What do you call the formal study of pasta?
Linguinistics.
I'll show myself out.
Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died? He pasta way.
I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help. She took the words right out of my mouth.
My girlfriend dumped me over my love for pasta And now I'm feeling canaloni
What kind of pasta is served at Forrest Gumps restaurant? Penn-ay!
Did you hear about the chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
My wife told me I was a fool to build a car out of spaghetti. > You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
My sister bet me $100 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
My friend bet me $100 I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta
Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :(
My grandmother laughed when I said I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta.
My sister told me I couldn't make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when i rode pasta
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta.... I'm doing well, but I do get cannellonli.
I got fired from my job at the pasta factory after a fusilli mistakes.
Did you hear about the woman who died in an Italian restaurant? She pasta way.
My mum laughed at me when I said I was gonna make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
My wife said it was "crazy and impossible" when I told her I wanted to make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
What was the bored pasta found doing? Stroganoff.
When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop. He was known as the pasta barista baby.
My wife laughed at me when I announced I was building a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta...
My Italian girlfriend bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
I bet my friend I could build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
What’s Michael Jacksons favourite type of pasta? Spaghett-hee hee.
My sister bet me €15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You shoeod have seen her face when i drove pasta
How do you ask for pizza in italian? Pasta pizza
Did you hear about the dead Italian? I don't know how he died. He just kinda pasta way.
I’ve been trying to make a car with the tons of spaghetti my girlfriend has stocked up on. She thinks I’m an idiot. But you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
The coronavirus is striking everywhere All the Italians have pasta way
What ia the kinkiest pasta? Fetish-ine
My wife laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should’ve seen her face when I rose pasta on my new penne-farthing
My sister didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Trying to impress my new girlfriend, I told her that I could build a car out of spaghetti
She told me to stop talking nonsense or she'd dump me.
She soon changed her tune when I drove pasta...
Anyone heard of the Italian Chef that died? He just pasta-way.
An Italian, a Jamaican and a stormtrooper tried to make a meal for Gordon Ramsay. It was a rasta blaster pasta disaster.
Which pasta Thor likes the most? Thortellini
My wife told me I was a fool for trying to make a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta
"Nonsense" my mother replied when I told her I had a car made of tagliatelle.. You should have seen the look on her fast as I drove pasta
[OC] What do you tell a preacher when they invite you over for spaghetti dinner?
"Pasta pasta, pasta." :)
EDIT: Say it out loud.