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My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will be a pizza history.
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My girlfriend left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni now. 😔
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. you should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta
My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
My girlfriend bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!
My mum laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
My wife didn't believe me when i said I'd made a car from spaghetti Should've seen her face when I drove pasta
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta
What do you call an Italian hooker?
A PASTA-tute!
I am so sorry.
I think I was Italian, in a pasta life.
My wife just left me because of my fetish with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now
What do you call the formal study of pasta?
Linguinistics.
I'll show myself out.
Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died? He pasta way.
I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help. She took the words right out of my mouth.
My girlfriend dumped me over my love for pasta And now I'm feeling canaloni
What kind of pasta is served at Forrest Gumps restaurant? Penn-ay!
Did you hear about the chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
My wife told me I was a fool to build a car out of spaghetti. > You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
My sister bet me $100 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
My friend bet me $100 I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta
Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :(
My grandmother laughed when I said I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta.
My sister told me I couldn't make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when i rode pasta
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta.... I'm doing well, but I do get cannellonli.
I got fired from my job at the pasta factory after a fusilli mistakes.
Did you hear about the woman who died in an Italian restaurant? She pasta way.
My mum laughed at me when I said I was gonna make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
I bet my sister that I could make a car out of spaghetti.... ...you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
What kind of pasta sauce does Trump LOVE!!!
Putin-esca
I made this up myself just now.
What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy.
My wife said it was "crazy and impossible" when I told her I wanted to make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
What do you call a girl who'll go home with any guy after he buy her a hearty Italian meal? A pasta-tute.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. I should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta !
What was the bored pasta found doing? Stroganoff.
When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop. He was known as the pasta barista baby.
A friend bet me that I couldn't turn spaghetti into a motor vehicle She was really mad when I drove pasta
What ia the kinkiest pasta? Fetish-ine
I bet my friend I could build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
What’s Michael Jacksons favourite type of pasta? Spaghett-hee hee.
My sister bet me €15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You shoeod have seen her face when i drove pasta
My wife laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should’ve seen her face when I rose pasta on my new penne-farthing
My sister didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Trying to impress my new girlfriend, I told her that I could build a car out of spaghetti
She told me to stop talking nonsense or she'd dump me.
She soon changed her tune when I drove pasta...
Anyone heard of the Italian Chef that died? He just pasta-way.
An Italian, a Jamaican and a stormtrooper tried to make a meal for Gordon Ramsay. It was a rasta blaster pasta disaster.
My wife laughed at me when I announced I was building a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta...
My Italian girlfriend bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
How do you ask for pizza in italian? Pasta pizza
My wife told me I was a fool for trying to make a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish... I’m feeling cannelloni right now
I told my mom that I was going to make a spaghetti bike. You should've seen her face when I rode right pasta!
Why did the Italian miss her train Because it went right Pasta.
I came second in a pasta making competition I would have won if it wasn't for a Fusilli mistakes!
Why was the pasta noodle kicked off of the subway? They realized he was stroganoff
What was served at the mathematicians' banquet? Angle hair pasta and prime rib.
Why can't you feed spaghetti to a male cow? Because it's im-pasta-bull.
My pet turtle just died. He was tilted due to missing both his right legs, and he loved ring shaped pasta. I'm really gonna miss turtellini.
You can call me cheese on pasta Because I'm grate
What is a jawa's favorite style of pasta?
Rotini
Sorry, was picking out pasta for tuna casserole and it made me laugh.
What did the half-Japanese half-Italian man say when he was handed a bowl of pasta? Arigatoni.
Did you hear about the chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
He ran out of thyme He lentil us some of his best secrets.
Now top that.
My brother said his pasta tasted weak and brittle. It seems to have a bad case of sauceteoporosis.
My wife told me I could never make a car out of spaghetti... Well, you should've seen her face as I drove pasta.
My Mum said I could never make a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
How did the pasta chef ruin his career? He couldn't stop hitting the sauce.
What happened to Macaroni's wife? She pasta away
My sister bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
Where does poor pasta live? The spaghetto.
Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"
I replied, "Pasta la vista!"
Edit: Was there a Dad Jokes subreddit I should have posted this to?
What is Forest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne!
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Yeah, he pasta way.
My wife was feeling down... So i pulled a piece of pasta from my pocket, handed it to her, and asked "penne for your thoughts?" Now I'm divorced and without a home for telling a fusili pasta jokes.
My wife said I would never be able to use a car made of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.
What does pasta say when it's done praying? Ramen
Did you guys hear about that famous chef who just died? He pasta way.
What happened to the Italian chef? He pasta way.
What do you call lethargic pasta?
Lazy anya
It was a stretch but I made it work I think
Edit: Please don't kill me
What kind of phone does the pasta man use? A gnocchia!!!
What happened when the chef died? He pasta-way
I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl He was eating carb on dyed ox hide
How do you reach the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You have to sail pasta seas.
Been fired from my job at the pasta factory I made a fusilli mistakes.
Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away recently.
What did Nixon say when his pasta got criticized? I am not a cook.
My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now
Have you heard about the Italian chef that recently died? Yeah, he pasta way.
My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with Italian food. I wouldn't put it pasta.
Did you hear about the Italian chef last night? He pasta way
Whats does Copy pasta taste like? The same
I bought a spray used for destroying a particular pasta sauce. It's a pestocide.
My wife thought I was crazy when I suggested a car made out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I was driving pasta!
What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta
My little sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta :b
You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook? I guess you could say they made copy and pasta.
Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!
What do you call pasta with alzheimers? forgetti
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