Hilarious Pasta Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Pasta Jokes

My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

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My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will be a pizza history.

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My girlfriend left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni now. 😔

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. you should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta

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My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta

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My girlfriend bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!

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My mum laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.

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My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

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My wife didn't believe me when i said I'd made a car from spaghetti Should've seen her face when I drove pasta

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta

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What do you call an Italian hooker? A PASTA-tute!

I am so sorry.

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My wife just left me because of my fetish with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now

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What do you call the formal study of pasta? Linguinistics.

I'll show myself out.

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Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died? He pasta way.

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I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help. She took the words right out of my mouth.

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My girlfriend dumped me over my love for pasta And now I'm feeling canaloni

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What kind of pasta is served at Forrest Gumps restaurant? Penn-ay!

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Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.

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My wife told me I was a fool to build a car out of spaghetti. > You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

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My sister bet me $100 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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My friend bet me $100 I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta

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Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :(

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My grandmother laughed when I said I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta.

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My sister told me I couldn't make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when i rode pasta

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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta.... I'm doing well, but I do get cannellonli.

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I got fired from my job at the pasta factory after a fusilli mistakes.

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Did you hear about the woman who died in an Italian restaurant? She pasta way.

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My mum laughed at me when I said I was gonna make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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My wife said it was "crazy and impossible" when I told her I wanted to make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

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What was the bored pasta found doing? Stroganoff.

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When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop. He was known as the pasta barista baby.

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My wife laughed at me when I announced I was building a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta...

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My Italian girlfriend bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!

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I bet my friend I could build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta

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What do you call pasta with alzheimers? forgetti

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My sister bet me €15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You shoeod have seen her face when i drove pasta

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New Pasta Jokes

Did you hear about the dead Italian? I don't know how he died. He just kinda pasta way.

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I’ve been trying to make a car with the tons of spaghetti my girlfriend has stocked up on. She thinks I’m an idiot. But you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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The coronavirus is striking everywhere All the Italians have pasta way

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What ia the kinkiest pasta? Fetish-ine

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What’s Michael Jacksons favourite type of pasta? Spaghett-hee hee.

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My wife laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should’ve seen her face when I rose pasta on my new penne-farthing

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My sister didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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Trying to impress my new girlfriend, I told her that I could build a car out of spaghetti She told me to stop talking nonsense or she'd dump me.

She soon changed her tune when I drove pasta...

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Anyone heard of the Italian Chef that died? He just pasta-way.

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An Italian, a Jamaican and a stormtrooper tried to make a meal for Gordon Ramsay. It was a rasta blaster pasta disaster.

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How do you ask for pizza in italian? Pasta pizza

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Which pasta Thor likes the most? Thortellini

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My wife told me I was a fool for trying to make a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta

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"Nonsense" my mother replied when I told her I had a car made of tagliatelle.. You should have seen the look on her fast as I drove pasta

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[OC] What do you tell a preacher when they invite you over for spaghetti dinner? "Pasta pasta, pasta." :)

EDIT: Say it out loud.

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What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta

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My little sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta :b

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You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook? I guess you could say they made copy and pasta.

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