Hilarious Pasta Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Pasta Jokes

My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

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My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will be a pizza history.

Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!

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My girlfriend left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni now. 😔

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. you should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta

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My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta

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My girlfriend bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!

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My mum laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.

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My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

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My wife didn't believe me when i said I'd made a car from spaghetti Should've seen her face when I drove pasta

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta

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What do you call an Italian hooker? A PASTA-tute!

I am so sorry.

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My wife just left me because of my fetish with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now

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What do you call the formal study of pasta? Linguinistics.

I'll show myself out.

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Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died? He pasta way.

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I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help. She took the words right out of my mouth.

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My girlfriend dumped me over my love for pasta And now I'm feeling canaloni

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What kind of pasta is served at Forrest Gumps restaurant? Penn-ay!

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Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.

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My wife told me I was a fool to build a car out of spaghetti. > You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

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My sister bet me $100 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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My friend bet me $100 I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta

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Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :(

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My grandmother laughed when I said I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta.

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My sister told me I couldn't make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when i rode pasta

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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta.... I'm doing well, but I do get cannellonli.

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I got fired from my job at the pasta factory after a fusilli mistakes.

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Did you hear about the woman who died in an Italian restaurant? She pasta way.

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My mum laughed at me when I said I was gonna make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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I bet my sister that I could make a car out of spaghetti.... ...you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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What kind of pasta sauce does Trump LOVE!!! Putin-esca

I made this up myself just now.

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What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy.

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My wife said it was "crazy and impossible" when I told her I wanted to make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

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What do you call a girl who'll go home with any guy after he buy her a hearty Italian meal? A pasta-tute.

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. I should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta !

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What was the bored pasta found doing? Stroganoff.

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When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop. He was known as the pasta barista baby.

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A friend bet me that I couldn't turn spaghetti into a motor vehicle She was really mad when I drove pasta

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New Pasta Jokes

What ia the kinkiest pasta? Fetish-ine

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I bet my friend I could build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta

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What’s Michael Jacksons favourite type of pasta? Spaghett-hee hee.

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My sister bet me €15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You shoeod have seen her face when i drove pasta

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My wife laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bicycle out of spaghetti You should’ve seen her face when I rose pasta on my new penne-farthing

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My sister didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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Trying to impress my new girlfriend, I told her that I could build a car out of spaghetti She told me to stop talking nonsense or she'd dump me.

She soon changed her tune when I drove pasta...

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Anyone heard of the Italian Chef that died? He just pasta-way.

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An Italian, a Jamaican and a stormtrooper tried to make a meal for Gordon Ramsay. It was a rasta blaster pasta disaster.

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My wife laughed at me when I announced I was building a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta...

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My Italian girlfriend bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

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How do you ask for pizza in italian? Pasta pizza

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My wife told me I was a fool for trying to make a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta

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My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish... I’m feeling cannelloni right now

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I told my mom that I was going to make a spaghetti bike. You should've seen her face when I rode right pasta!

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Why did the Italian miss her train Because it went right Pasta.

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I came second in a pasta making competition I would have won if it wasn't for a Fusilli mistakes!

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Why was the pasta noodle kicked off of the subway? They realized he was stroganoff

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What was served at the mathematicians' banquet? Angle hair pasta and prime rib.

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Why can't you feed spaghetti to a male cow? Because it's im-pasta-bull.

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My pet turtle just died. He was tilted due to missing both his right legs, and he loved ring shaped pasta. I'm really gonna miss turtellini.

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You can call me cheese on pasta Because I'm grate

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What is a jawa's favorite style of pasta? Rotini

Sorry, was picking out pasta for tuna casserole and it made me laugh.

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What did the half-Japanese half-Italian man say when he was handed a bowl of pasta? Arigatoni.

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Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
He ran out of thyme He lentil us some of his best secrets.

Now top that.

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My brother said his pasta tasted weak and brittle. It seems to have a bad case of sauceteoporosis.

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My wife told me I could never make a car out of spaghetti... Well, you should've seen her face as I drove pasta.

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My Mum said I could never make a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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How did the pasta chef ruin his career? He couldn't stop hitting the sauce.

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What happened to Macaroni's wife? She pasta away

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My sister bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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Where does poor pasta live? The spaghetto.

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Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!" I replied, "Pasta la vista!"

Edit: Was there a Dad Jokes subreddit I should have posted this to?

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What is Forest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne!

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Yeah, he pasta way.

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My wife was feeling down... So i pulled a piece of pasta from my pocket, handed it to her, and asked "penne for your thoughts?" Now I'm divorced and without a home for telling a fusili pasta jokes.

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My wife said I would never be able to use a car made of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.

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What does pasta say when it's done praying? Ramen

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Did you guys hear about that famous chef who just died? He pasta way.

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What happened to the Italian chef? He pasta way.

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What do you call lethargic pasta? Lazy anya

It was a stretch but I made it work I think

Edit: Please don't kill me

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What kind of phone does the pasta man use? A gnocchia!!!

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What happened when the chef died? He pasta-way

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I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl He was eating carb on dyed ox hide

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How do you reach the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You have to sail pasta seas.

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Been fired from my job at the pasta factory I made a fusilli mistakes.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away recently.

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What did Nixon say when his pasta got criticized? I am not a cook.

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My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now

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Have you heard about the Italian chef that recently died? Yeah, he pasta way.

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My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with Italian food. I wouldn't put it pasta.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef last night? He pasta way

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Whats does Copy pasta taste like? The same

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I bought a spray used for destroying a particular pasta sauce. It's a pestocide.

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My wife thought I was crazy when I suggested a car made out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I was driving pasta!

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What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta

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My little sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta :b

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You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook? I guess you could say they made copy and pasta.

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!

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What do you call pasta with alzheimers? forgetti

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