Since it’s Fathers Day, my wife asked if I could tell dad jokes all day tomorrow. I told her I don’t know anyone named Morrow.
I told my wife she had to buy me a fathers day present. I mean, why should I suffer just because she had a miscarrage?
So I have a pretty good fathers day joke Can't wait to tell my dad when he finally brings the milk home
Everyone keeps wishing a Happy Father's Day to "The Best Dad in the World." I'm flattered. But I hope everyone wishes their own dad a Happy Fathers Day as well.
For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store... He said "Thanks for the phone charger, son."
Last September my wife asked me to put a load in the dishwasher. So long story short, happy fathers day to me.
What did the Frenchman say when he got hit by an egg?
A dad joke for Australian fathers day!
Happy Fathers Day!
Me: Happy Fathers Day!
Me: I'll call you later.
Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :')
Why did the starship captain buy a sub-lightspeed propulsion system that he didn't need?
It was an impulse purchase.
For anyone who isn't aware, this is a star trek fathers day joke.
For Dads ... Fathers Day,
For mothers ... Mothers Day,
For Lovers ... Valentines Day
For Wankers there is Palm Sunday
I wanted eggs for breakfast but I was short in time.
So I had to scramble.
Happy Fathers Day.
Bought a litre of tip-ex today.
(in honour of all the dads out there, happy fathers day - UK)
White people are always butthurt about MLK day and black history month. They always say, "It'd be racist of we had a holiday." They don't understand we do.... Fathers Day.
For grandfathers day I decided to take out my grandfather The coffin was a little heavy but we had a great time
My sister wished me a happy fathers day...
I was so scared and frightened that I froze for an entire minute.
She looked confused for a second then laughed, she apologised for mixing me up and my twin brother
You can't choose your father...
... but you can choose who you call daddy.
Happy Fathers Day!
The Day Was Fathers Day, However nobody attended the celebration. Only Marvel Characters were invited
Just another fathers day joke
Just wrote this to wish yall a happy fathers day,
The day when 80% of people dont know whom to wish, and the same day when 20% of the perppe are scared someone might come and wish them...
Found out I was dyslexic the hard way. Apparently the saying is actually “wrap it before you tap it”...happy fathers day!