Since it’s Fathers Day, my wife asked if I could tell dad jokes all day tomorrow. I told her I don’t know anyone named Morrow.
I told my wife she had to buy me a fathers day present. I mean, why should I suffer just because she had a miscarrage?
So I have a pretty good fathers day joke Can't wait to tell my dad when he finally brings the milk home
Everyone keeps wishing a Happy Father's Day to "The Best Dad in the World." I'm flattered. But I hope everyone wishes their own dad a Happy Fathers Day as well.
For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store... He said "Thanks for the phone charger, son."
What did the Frenchman say when he got hit by an egg?
A dad joke for Australian fathers day!
Poor Caitlyn Jenner. She missed Mothers Day & Fathers Day.
Happy Fathers Day!
Me: Happy Fathers Day!
Me: I'll call you later.
Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :')
How is my dad supposed to celebrate Fathers day When it's on a Sonday
What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day
For Dads ... Fathers Day,
For mothers ... Mothers Day,
For Lovers ... Valentines Day
For Wankers there is Palm Sunday
Why did the starship captain buy a sub-lightspeed propulsion system that he didn't need?
It was an impulse purchase.
For anyone who isn't aware, this is a star trek fathers day joke.
For Fathers Day I took my Dad out. It only took seven bullets.
I wanted eggs for breakfast but I was short in time.
So I had to scramble.
Happy Fathers Day.
What did the bull say to his son when he left for college?
Happy fathers day.
What do you call Mass Confusion Fathers Day in Detroit
TEENAGERS: Get something that will make your dad really happy this fathers day. A Flat.
Happy fathers day says my ex
In honor of Fathers Day, Im going to tell Dad Jokes...... Lets see if he laughs.
(Fathers day joke) what makes a joke a dad joke? When the joke becomes a parent.
Bought a litre of tip-ex today.
(in honour of all the dads out there, happy fathers day - UK)
Last September my wife asked me to put a load in the dishwasher. So long story short, happy fathers day to me.
For grandfathers day I decided to take out my grandfather The coffin was a little heavy but we had a great time
My sister wished me a happy fathers day...
I was so scared and frightened that I froze for an entire minute.
She looked confused for a second then laughed, she apologised for mixing me up and my twin brother
Whats the most deserted place on fathers day? The visitation ward.
Just another fathers day joke
Just wrote this to wish yall a happy fathers day,
The day when 80% of people dont know whom to wish, and the same day when 20% of the perppe are scared someone might come and wish them...
Its fathers day so a kid asked his dad to tell dad jokes today The father said who is day?
Found out I was dyslexic the hard way. Apparently the saying is actually “wrap it before you tap it”...happy fathers day!
The Day Was Fathers Day, However nobody attended the celebration. Only Marvel Characters were invited