Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid's show A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft
If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom then I'm pretty sure that makes him a tampon
(Told by a 7 year old reading me a joke off of her SpongeBob Gogurt) "What is Plankton's grandma's favorite type of pudding?" "Not labeled for individual sale!!!!!"
What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
What do you call a snail on a ship?
(My nephew is watching Spongebob please send help my brain cells are leaving one by one)
What would you call Usain Bolt if he was a spongebob squarepants fan? The cash slinging dasher
Damn girl are you David Hasselhoff? Because I wanna ride you like Spongebob and Patrick getting the crown to Bikini Bottom from Shell City to save the day and Mr. Krabs
SpongeBob Wait, I just realised something. SpongeBob lives in bikini bottom, and he's absorbent: oh no...
You see that episode of Spongebob where Sandy got pregnant? He misunderstood when she said she had a sponge in her.
My kid just asked me 'Why doesn't Spongebob have his own day like his friend does?' Saint Patrick's Day.......
Why don't horse stables have windows
Cause qho has ever heard of stable windows.
(this joke is from an old point & click spongebob game)