Band Jokes


Funniest Band Jokes

Funny Band Jokes
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If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.

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My band is called 1023MB We haven't gotten a gig yet

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I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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There's a band called 1023MB. You haven't heard of them because they haven't made it to a gig yet.

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We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes. We never made it to a gig.

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I'm in a band called Missing Cat. You've probably seen our posters.

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If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called... The Algorithms.

I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(

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People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."

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There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet.

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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 AM. Unbelievable, 2 AM! Luckily I was still up practicing with my band.

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Ban????? "How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"

"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."

"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"

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Trump: "Let's get that Muslim band going" "Band? We thought you said ban"

Trump: "No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"

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We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful. He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train.

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I started a band call 999 megabytes We haven't got a gig yet.

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Trump: "Hows that Mexican mall going?" "Mall? We thought you said wall"

Trump: "No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"

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I recently started a band called 999 Megabytes.... Where pretty good but we haven't got a gig yet.

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My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs. lol

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I used to be in a band called The Prevention... We were better than the Cure.

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I like to sleep with a fan on me at night. It’s why I’m divorcing my wife to join a band

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The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.

The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.

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Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band.

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Life is hard in a band Me and the guys started a rock band, we call it 1023MB. But no matter how hard we look we cant find a gig.

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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back, doing my ting.

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Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and violins.

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Did you hear about the bed bug band? They mostly play covers

(OC my dudes, read em and weep)

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher

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A Rock Band Plays 3 Chords for a 3000 Person Crowd Where as a jazz player will play 3000 chords for a 3 person crowd.

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I'm in a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't made it to a gig yet.

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There is a band called 1023 MB. So far, they haven’t had any gigs yet.

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I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'... You've probably seen our posters.

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Who is Donald Trump's least favourite rock band? Foreigner.

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A man asks a bartender: "How late does the band play?" "Only about half a beat behind the drummer." The bartender replies.

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My mate is in a band called NS. At first, I was fascinated to find out what it stands for. But now I'm not too bothered. It's nothing special.

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Budum dum crash If a drummer quits band, but comes back later, would there be repercussions?

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Had to quit my band after nobody came to any of our gigs. Going to miss the boys from "Private Function".

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Ever heard of that Hebrew metal band? Guns N' Moses

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I started a band called "999 megabytes." We still haven't had a single gig yet.

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I started a new band called 1023MB We still haven't got a gig.

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My friends and I started a band and called it 'Books' so.. No one can judge us by our covers.

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A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.

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One wind turbine asks another "What is your favorite band?" He replies "Iron Maiden - I'm a big metal fan!"

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I got fired from the rubber band factory yesterday... My first thought was "Oh snap!"

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I was Christmas shopping the other day and I saw a brass band, with dribble underneath all of their instruments Turns out it was the Salivation Army

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What's a dictator's least favourite band? The Guerillaz

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What happens every time Gene Simmons gets in a fight with his band mates? They Kiss and makeup

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What music band does Sisyphus hates the most? The Rolling Stones

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What is Borat's Favorite Band Slip...

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I just started a pirate themed band with my friends, but we're having trouble writing songs for it All we seem to be able to write are the hooks

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What's a miner's favourite band? Coalplay

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What do you call a robotic politician that plays in a band? Al Gore Rhythm

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Did you hear about the band of roving pirate toddlers? They spend their days sailing the Hi-C

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X-Men It’s probably a good thing Charles Xavier did not use his first initial for his band of mutant misfits.

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What would you call the tiki torch brigade in Charlottesville if they formed a band? Vanilla Isis

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I formed a band called '999 megabytes' We haven't found a gig yet.

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My band played at a library yesterday It was fully booked!

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All elderly people have AIDS Hearing aids, band-aids, and Rol-aids

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My band is called Bipolar We play mood swing...

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Boy:"Hey,do you have a band aid?" Boy:"Hey,do you have a band aid?"
Boy:"I broke my knee when i fell for you "

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Have you ever heard of the band "stormtroopers"? No wonder, they never landed a hit.

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My friends and I just started a music group. We're calling the band "Grandpa's Life Support." That way, if we ever have an acoustic album, it'll be called "Grandpa's Life Support: Unplugged."

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What's Donald Trump's least favorite band? Foreigner

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What's a cracker's favorite band? Panic! at Nabisco.

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What is ISIS' favorite band? Goatwhore.

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A buddy and I were thinking of starting a band called 'Yard Sale'. Just think of all the free publicity posters!

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What do you call a bunch of musical condoms? A rubber band

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What does Optimus Prime say when he wants a symphonic band? "Autobots, ensemble!"

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Tickets for the Indiana State Philharmonic went up dramatically after they doubled the width of the stage. You didn't think that the ISP would give out twice the band width for free did you?

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What's the electrician's favorite band? AC/DC.

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To the person who lost a huge roll of $100 bills wrapped with an elastic band I found your elastic band.

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I got a job as a Triangle player in a Reggae band. I just stand in the back and ting.

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What is a caveman's favorite band? AC/BC

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If the musicians, Ice T and Lemonade formed a band, what would it be called? Arnold Palmer

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I'm in a band called 1023Mb We haven't got a Gig yet.

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I just formed a band called 999 Megabytes... we haven't gotten a Gig

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I'm in a band called 'Duvet' We're a cover band.

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Did you guys hear the newest song from the band Stewed Fruit? It's my jam.

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Give a man some jam and he can enjoy a nice piece of toast Teach a man to jam and his Phish cover band will ruin your wedding

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What do you call a band of albinos The bleach boys

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What is Bashar al-Assad's favorite band? My Chemical Romance.

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Who are a necrophiliac's favourite band? Coldplay.

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What's a sausage makers favourite band? Linkin Pork

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"My new band's name is 1023 MB" "Awesome! When are you guys playing?"

"I don't know. We don't have a gig yet."

Ba Dum Tss...

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How did the first Ethiopian get to the moon? He was tinkering with an elastic band.

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I know a band that lives in the same apartment floor as me. Like, 3 doors down.

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There was a band called 999 megabytes.... They still don't have a gig.

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I'm in a band called Tired Bull. You should come to one of our shows.

We don't charge.

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An unmarried couple start a jazz band. What would they call it? Premarital sax

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Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits? They don't have any gigs.

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What's an oyster's favorite band? Pearl Jam.

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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I asked my band teacher to raise my F He gave me an FF instead.

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I used to be a missing cat Now I'm in a band

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous? They haven't had a gig yet.

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What is the Middle East's most favourite band? Qu'ran Qu'ran

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Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? Because it had great circadian rhythms.

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What do you call a Jewish rock band? I want my nickelback

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Why'd the band teacher go to jai? Because he fingered A-minor

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza? The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's Cookie Monsters favourite band? Oreo Speedwagon.

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