If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.
There's a band called 1023MB. You haven't heard of them because they haven't made it to a gig yet.
People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."
I'm really pleased that our band has just signed a Jamaican triangle player. Now every little *ting* is gonna be all right!
Trump: "Let's get that Muslim band going"
"Band? We thought you said ban"
Trump: "No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"
We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful. He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train.
Trump: "Hows that Mexican mall going?"
"Mall? We thought you said wall"
Trump: "No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"
I recently started a band called 999 Megabytes.... Where pretty good but we haven't got a gig yet.
The difference between a rock band and a jazz group
The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
Life is hard in a band Me and the guys started a rock band, we call it 1023MB. But no matter how hard we look we cant find a gig.
A Rock Band Plays 3 Chords for a 3000 Person Crowd Where as a jazz player will play 3000 chords for a 3 person crowd.
Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.
I just formed a grunge band and named it "1023 Megabytes" ... haven't gotten a gig yet though.
Did you hear about the Viagra truck that got robbed last night? They are looking for a band of hardened criminals.
Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving? Because you only need one arm to drum along..
A man asks a bartender: "How late does the band play?" "Only about half a beat behind the drummer." The bartender replies.
I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network...
...and call it LinkedIn Park.
I'll show myself out now.
My wife threatened to leave me because of my obsession with the band The Monkees. I thought she was joking... Then I saw her face..
The band The Doors have decided to change their name after the next member dies It's gonna be Three Doors Down.
Did you know the 80's pop band "A Flock of Seagulls" is gaining alot of attention in the middle east? They're getting really popular in Pakistan, Afghanistan And Iran, I ran so far away!
What do a bull and a brass band have in common? You are in for some pain if you try to honk their horns without permission.
I used to be in a band called the radiators... We were a warm up act. Then I joined the duvets. We did mainly covers.
About 15% of millennials like the band Twenty One Pilots... ...that same poll also said 15% of millennials were kissless virgins
How come U2 band members still haven't found what they're looking for? Because the streets have no names!
My friend and I were backstage with band U2 and two other people. I said “hey look, I’m here with u2, you two, and you too!”
I like to pick up women at Cover Band concerts. Since I already know they are willing to settle.
I was at a bar once, and the band played "Jump"
.. and everyone jumped. Then the band played "Twist and Shout" and everyone twisted and shouted.
Then the band played "Come on Eileen". Poor Eileen!
The other drummers from band class and I wanted to find out who was the best, so after school we had a 3-way beat off.
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith. But let's try to stay focused.
What do you call a 90s boy band playing long pieces of classical music on a cello?
The Bach suite boys
(This is _very_ highbrow so don’t feel stupid if you don’t get it)
I showed my band the lyrics I composed and they said I should be a poet Poet, fireman, accountant, anything but lyricist.
I'm thinking about starting up a neurodivergent, mermaid-themed parody band of AC/DC. It's gonna be called OCD Sea
Did someone lose a roll of 20 dollar bills wrapped in a rubber band? Cause' I found the rubber band
What do Kobe Bryant and the marshal Tucker band have in common? Their last big hit was fire on the mountain.
(Only percussionists would get this) I play mallets in band class, and so periodically my teacher would see how I was doing.
I always pass the vibe check.
I’ll leave now.