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Funny Band Jokes
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If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.

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My band is called 1023MB We haven't gotten a gig yet

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I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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There's a band called 1023MB. You haven't heard of them because they haven't made it to a gig yet.

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We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes. We never made it to a gig.

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I'm in a band called Missing Cat. You've probably seen our posters.

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If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called... The Algorithms.

I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(

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People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."

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There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet.

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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 AM. Unbelievable, 2 AM! Luckily I was still up practicing with my band.

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Ban????? "How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"

"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."

"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"

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Trump: "Let's get that Muslim band going" "Band? We thought you said ban"

Trump: "No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"

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We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful. He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train.

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I started a band call 999 megabytes We haven't got a gig yet.

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Trump: "Hows that Mexican mall going?" "Mall? We thought you said wall"

Trump: "No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"

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I recently started a band called 999 Megabytes.... Where pretty good but we haven't got a gig yet.

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My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs. lol

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I used to be in a band called The Prevention... We were better than the Cure.

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I like to sleep with a fan on me at night. It’s why I’m divorcing my wife to join a band

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The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.

The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.

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Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band.

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Life is hard in a band Me and the guys started a rock band, we call it 1023MB. But no matter how hard we look we cant find a gig.

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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back, doing my ting.

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Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and violins.

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Did you hear about the bed bug band? They mostly play covers

(OC my dudes, read em and weep)

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher

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A Rock Band Plays 3 Chords for a 3000 Person Crowd Where as a jazz player will play 3000 chords for a 3 person crowd.

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I'm in a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't made it to a gig yet.

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There is a band called 1023 MB. So far, they haven’t had any gigs yet.

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OJ Simpson has a new death metal band called: Black Stabbeth

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I got fired from the rubber band factory yesterday... My first thought was "Oh snap!"

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My band is called Bipolar We play mood swing...

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Did you hear about the band of roving pirate toddlers? They spend their days sailing the Hi-C

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A marching band passed by this morning, shouting "Make America Great Again!" Must be some Donald Trumpeters.

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What do you call an all Sikh band? N'Singh.

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A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.

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Why don't you want to take a tuba player on a pub crawl? They're always three bars behind.


*I came up with this during band practice. Feel free to replace with instrument of your choice.

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I thought up a good band name last night. Hillary and the Emails. Would be HYUUUGE in 48% of the US.

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Did you hear about Mike Tyson’s new band where he plays the sewing machine? They really utilize their thimbles.

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New Band Jokes

how does the band Areosmith get around? they take the Areoplane.

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I just read an article about Anthony (from the child band “The Wiggles”) and his struggles with depression. I guess that’s why he is the blue Wiggle.

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You should always tip the band Musicians are so broke, I just saw 4 of them in the parking lot sharing one cigarette!

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Tyrion and Jamie Lannister just started their own band They play Casterly Rock

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What did the Irish fraudsters call their band? Shamrock.

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I started an 80's cover band with Arabic lyric translations. We're called Quran Quran.

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[OC] You never want your marching band pants too tight... because someone might see your tromboner.

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I went to see a jazz band last night.. I think everyone could sense there was something going on between the saxophone two saxophone players

There was so much saxual tension.

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What’s an anti-vaxxer’s least favourite band? The Vaccines.

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Some swamp reptiles got together and started singing parody songs. It's a pun croc band.

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What's the Three-Eyed Raven's Least Favorite Band? Third Eye Blind

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Y'know who my favourite Heavy Metal band are? Lead Zeppelin.

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If your band ever goes on tour, make sure you bring along an Austrian sound engineer. And a Czech one, too.
And a Czech one, too.

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What is a cows favorite heavy metal band? Moo-tallica

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TIL: Rock band Saliva wrote a tribute song in memory of Kurt Cobain Click Click Boom

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Remember that K-Pop boy band who wrote atom bomb T-Shirts? Oh well, boys will be Little Boys and Fat Men.

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So i heard Simon LeBon converted to Islam The band changed its name to Quran Quran

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What do a coin and a band have in common? No one's excited to get a nickle back

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What comes after a tuba in a marching band? A Threeba.

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I just started a rock and roll band, we're called 999 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet.

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I asked a girl in marching band what cup size she had She said she was a C, but since it was cold I guess she was a C#.

Bonus Round:

She pulled it out of her trombone and said about 6 inches.

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What is Elon Musks favourite band? 30 Seconds to Mars

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Why didn't the band director ever criticize the percussion section? He didn't want to drum up discord.

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What did the drummer say to the band right before they kicked him out? “Hey, guys, I wrote a song. We should play it!”

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What type of AIDS do Rock Stars get? BAND AIDS!

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Did you hear about the local islamic state rock band? They tried going global

but they blew up.

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have you heard about the novice marching band? I hear they're making great strides

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What is a caveman's favorite band? AC/BC

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Listening to music at work... Pearl Jam "Better Man" comes on... My coworker turns to me and says "Can't you find a better band?"

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TIL that on Cybertron, Optimus Prime was originally in charge of a marching band. He was a semi-conductor.

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!

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what do you call a band made of special needs kid System of the downs

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I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams. It was the finals countdown.

:D

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Im making a heavy metal band... Im thinking of naming it Lead-arsenic-mercury.

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What is the most popular band in Greece right now? Megadebt.

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What do you call an all-dog heavy metal band? Muttallica.

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