Band Jokes


Funniest Band Jokes

Funny Band Jokes
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If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.

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My band is called 1023MB We haven't gotten a gig yet

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I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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There's a band called 1023MB. You haven't heard of them because they haven't made it to a gig yet.

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We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes. We never made it to a gig.

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I'm in a band called Missing Cat. You've probably seen our posters.

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If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called... The Algorithms.

I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(

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People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."

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There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet.

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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 AM. Unbelievable, 2 AM! Luckily I was still up practicing with my band.

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Ban????? "How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"

"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."

"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"

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Trump: "Let's get that Muslim band going" "Band? We thought you said ban"

Trump: "No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"

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We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful. He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train.

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I started a band call 999 megabytes We haven't got a gig yet.

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Trump: "Hows that Mexican mall going?" "Mall? We thought you said wall"

Trump: "No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"

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I recently started a band called 999 Megabytes.... Where pretty good but we haven't got a gig yet.

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My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs. lol

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I used to be in a band called The Prevention... We were better than the Cure.

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I like to sleep with a fan on me at night. It’s why I’m divorcing my wife to join a band

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The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.

The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.

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Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band.

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Life is hard in a band Me and the guys started a rock band, we call it 1023MB. But no matter how hard we look we cant find a gig.

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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back, doing my ting.

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Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and violins.

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Did you hear about the bed bug band? They mostly play covers

(OC my dudes, read em and weep)

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher

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A Rock Band Plays 3 Chords for a 3000 Person Crowd Where as a jazz player will play 3000 chords for a 3 person crowd.

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I'm in a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't made it to a gig yet.

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There is a band called 1023 MB. So far, they haven’t had any gigs yet.

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I'm in a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet.

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Did you hear about the drummer that got kicked out of his band for having horrible timing? He got so depressed that he threw himself behind a bus!

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I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big.

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What's Cookie Monsters favourite band? Oreo Speedwagon.

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OJ Simpson has a new death metal band called: Black Stabbeth

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My band is called Bipolar We play mood swing...

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Did you hear about the band of roving pirate toddlers? They spend their days sailing the Hi-C

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A marching band passed by this morning, shouting "Make America Great Again!" Must be some Donald Trumpeters.

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What do you call a band of orchas? An orchestra

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What instrument did the chemist play in the band? The base guitar.

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how does the band Areosmith get around? they take the Areoplane.

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I just formed a grunge band and named it "999 Megabytes" ... haven't gotten a gig yet.

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I just read an article about Anthony (from the child band “The Wiggles”) and his struggles with depression. I guess that’s why he is the blue Wiggle.

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You should always tip the band Musicians are so broke, I just saw 4 of them in the parking lot sharing one cigarette!

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Tyrion and Jamie Lannister just started their own band They play Casterly Rock

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What did the Irish fraudsters call their band? Shamrock.

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My college band was named Vas Deferens. We were a seminal band.

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I started an 80's cover band with Arabic lyric translations. We're called Quran Quran.

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What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders? It's either my way or Norway!

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[OC] You never want your marching band pants too tight... because someone might see your tromboner.

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What did the dentist tell Boston (the band) after their appointment? *Sing*:

>It's more than a filling!

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A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.

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Y'know who my favourite Heavy Metal band are? Lead Zeppelin.

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If your band ever goes on tour, make sure you bring along an Austrian sound engineer. And a Czech one, too.
And a Czech one, too.

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Did you hear about Mike Tyson’s new band where he plays the sewing machine? They really utilize their thimbles.

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What is a cows favorite heavy metal band? Moo-tallica

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TIL: Rock band Saliva wrote a tribute song in memory of Kurt Cobain Click Click Boom

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I'm in a Ska band that only sings about fatherhood. We're called Dadness.

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I thought up a good band name last night. Hillary and the Emails. Would be HYUUUGE in 48% of the US.

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Remember that K-Pop boy band who wrote atom bomb T-Shirts? Oh well, boys will be Little Boys and Fat Men.

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So i heard Simon LeBon converted to Islam The band changed its name to Quran Quran

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Why don't you want to take a tuba player on a pub crawl? They're always three bars behind.

*I came up with this during band practice. Feel free to replace with instrument of your choice.

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What do a coin and a band have in common? No one's excited to get a nickle back

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It’s a common misconception that the Utah Jazz got their name from starting in New Orleans... When in actuality, they go their name because Brigham young and Joseph Smith met in the high school jazz band.

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What was Hitler’s favorite band? Death Camp For Cutie

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What comes after a tuba in a marching band? A Threeba.

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I just started a rock and roll band, we're called 999 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet.

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What is Dory from finding Nemo's favorite band? The blue Tang clan.

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Did you hear about the band that locked their keys in the tour bus? It took them half an hour to get the drummer out.

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Why didn't the band director ever criticize the percussion section? He didn't want to drum up discord.

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What did the drummer say to the band right before they kicked him out? “Hey, guys, I wrote a song. We should play it!”

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What band do people with asthma listen to? Wheezer.

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What type of AIDS do Rock Stars get? BAND AIDS!

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Why did the anxious guitarist quit the band? He didn't want to fret anymore.

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What is Ronald McDonalds favorite band? Fleetwood Big Mac

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What's Mike Pence's Favorite Band? AC/DC

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Did you hear about the local islamic state rock band? They tried going global

but they blew up.

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have you heard about the novice marching band? I hear they're making great strides

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My favourite band is called "2 Aeroplanes" Their most famous hit was "The Twin Towers"

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Listening to music at work... Pearl Jam "Better Man" comes on... My coworker turns to me and says "Can't you find a better band?"

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TIL that on Cybertron, Optimus Prime was originally in charge of a marching band. He was a semi-conductor.

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How does a stripper get rid of her drug problem? She drops him off at band practice.

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I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams. It was the finals countdown.


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What do you call an all-dog heavy metal band? Muttallica.

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian!

im sorry

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I recently started playing the triangle for a reggae band... ...I just stand at the back and ting...

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What do you call a gang of tires? A rubber band

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? The former is a band of cunning runts...

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