White People Jokes

My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.

White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in school because we have class

Racist jokes are like white people. They are the best.

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class.

Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like, "Thanks for the
warning officer," and "Hi dad."

White people don't shoot each others on the streets like Black people do. They do it in schools, because they have class.

Sure, white people cant say they "N" word but atleast we can say phrases like " thanks for the warning, officer" and "hey dad"

Why do white people own so many pets? Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA

I hate it when they say, "white people can't dance"... Like Hello? We had the king of pop himself micheal Jackson.

Why do white people own so many pets? Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.

Why Aren't There Riots When White People Get Killed? Because white people have work in the morning.

Sure white people can't say the n-word. But at least we can say things like "Hey, Dad" or "Thanks for the warning, Officer."

White people don’t shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.

What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA.

What do you call white people sitting on a bench The nba

Why are white people the scariest in prison? Because you know they're guilty.

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA

How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!

What do you call 64 white people in a room? One full blooded Cherokee

Why do white people own so many pets? Because we are not allowed to own people anymore.

What do you call a party with no white people? Crackalackin'

What do you call a bench full of white people? NBA

Some white people are so upset at black panther Chill, You guys have pink panther

What do you call white people on a bench? The NBA

Hows come white people have so many pets? My bIack friend: "How come white people have so many pets?"
Me: "Cause we can't own people anymore"

Sure, white people can't say the "n word" But at least we can say phases like "thanks for the warning officer" and "hey dad."

What do you call white people pushing a car up a hill? White power.

What do you call asian people pushing a car up a hill?
Asian power.

What do you call mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
Grand theft auto.

White people don't shoot people in the streets like black people do... We do it schools, because we have class.

Black people say they own the N-word and white people cant say it, but whites created it Yet another example of theft committed by blacks

Everybody is talking about how bad white people are now, but I think they should be praised for a super important thing. A white man killed Hitler.

Why does everyone think white people can't jump? The 9-11 footage showed they know how to.

What do you call a place full of white people? Starbucks.

Why can't white people go outside in the sun? Because of the anxiety caused by their shadows being Black

What are the two biggest differences between black people and white people? Black people have more trouble getting their DRV of vitamin D and white people are quicker to sunburn. What were you thinking?

Have you heard of 'Dear White People'? I think that Netflix should make a 'Dear Islamic Extremists' show. That show would blow up.

Why are there so many white people up north? You gotta keep mayo refrigerated.