Cardi B and Bill Cosby walk into a bar... I don’t remember the rest.
My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep.
How does a girl greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date? "Nice to meet you"
What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They don't come until you're asleep.
What does Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? You have to be asleep or they can't come.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite movie? Sleeping Beauty.
For all Bill Cosby's faults... he did touch a lot of people.
Bill Cosby was a great comedian... even his drinks tasted funny.
What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep.
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art
What's the difference between Louis CK's katana and Bill Cosby's fencing sword? One's a little rapier.
My Bill Cosby impression isn’t that entertaining. It puts everyone to sleep.
How does a woman greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date? "Nice to meet you."
What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?
He finishes her drink
EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They only come if you're sleeping.
This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened.
How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping
What do Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They don't come until you're asleep
What’s the difference between what Eminem does and what Bill Cosby does? An “e” at the end
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? Neither one can come until you fall asleep
Bill Cosby told me a funny joke last night. But I can't remember it.
If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant... Is it Alien Vs Predator?
Bill Cosby's lawyer fell asleep during testimony... Apparently he and Bill had a lunch date earlier.
What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house? Netflix and pill
Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz? Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby have in common? They both explored the unconscious.
How does Bill Cosby greet his date? Good night.
Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby
What does Bill Cosby have in common with Santa? They both come while you sleep
What do Santa Clause and Bill Cosby have in common ? They don’t come until you’re asleep.
It turns out that Bill Cosby was actually drugging his dates' desserts, not their drinks. The proof is in the pudding.
Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby he made her espresso.
What does Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're asleep.
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small sword Ones a little rapier
Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman.
Bill Cosby's defense rested after 6 minutes into the trial. I guess they drank his Kool-Aid.
Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar
Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"
Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."
Bill Cosby used to be my rolemodel... Until i found out he was a comedian.
How does Bill Cosby get girls? Netflix and pills.
R. Kelly and Bill Cosby are making an album together, do you know what it's called? Sleepee
I used to tell a lot of bill cosby jokes But after he got arrested I can't, since it's a very touchy subject.
What did Bill Cosby say to the girl eating Jello with her hands? Wanna spoon?
Why did Bill Cosby goto the police station? He needed a new rape kit.
Bill Cosby is the pillar of his community. *pill her
Whats the difference between Apple and Bill Cosby? When you get roofied by Cosby you'll probably recover from it.
You know who's having a great week? Bill Cosby
What’s the difference between Bill Cosby and O.J. Simpson? Simpson treats men and women equally.
Bill Cosby runs into prince charming at the bar Cosby says: “Son, you can live happily ever after, but only if you don’t kiss her.”
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein? Bill Cosby weighs less and is Black.
Bill Cosby Harvey Weinstein Road Movie "Fiddlers on the roofies"
Mike Tyson was one of the best in his career. Yet Bill Cosby still had more knockouts.
How is a night with Bill Cosby like watching the movie Dunkirk? You feel ashamed after waking up.
It's strange that Bill Cosby wasnt given a honorary doctorate untill 1976. Because apparently he's been administering drugs since the 60s
People used to love Bill Cosby's... ...rapier wit.
I want to tell you all what a great time I had partying with Bill Cosby back in the day.. But all of a sudden I can't seem to remember what happened
Bill Cosby's trial concluded... He got off.
Who benefits the most from Bill Cosby's crimes? Therapists
Bill Cosby is having a party to celebrate his hung jury. There will be free drinks for all the ladies.
Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world. Their solution: Tickle Down Economics
How does Bill Cosby fall asleep at night?? Take's a sip of her drink!
How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?
When around both, one eventually stops moving.
"Decide you want it more than you're afraid of it" -Bill Cosby Well, we all see where that got him.
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and an anesthesiologist? At least Bill Cosby gives you cab-fare after he puts you to sleep