Cardi B and Bill Cosby walk into a bar... I don’t remember the rest.
My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep.
How does a girl greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date? "Nice to meet you"
What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They don't come until you're asleep.
What does Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? You have to be asleep or they can't come.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite movie? Sleeping Beauty.
For all Bill Cosby's faults... he did touch a lot of people.
Bill Cosby was a great comedian... even his drinks tasted funny.
What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep.
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art
What's the difference between Louis CK's katana and Bill Cosby's fencing sword? One's a little rapier.
My Bill Cosby impression isn’t that entertaining. It puts everyone to sleep.
How does a woman greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date? "Nice to meet you."
What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?
He finishes her drink
EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They only come if you're sleeping.
This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened.
How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping
What do Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They don't come until you're asleep
What’s the difference between what Eminem does and what Bill Cosby does? An “e” at the end
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? Neither one can come until you fall asleep
Bill Cosby told me a funny joke last night. But I can't remember it.
If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant... Is it Alien Vs Predator?
Bill Cosby's lawyer fell asleep during testimony... Apparently he and Bill had a lunch date earlier.
What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house? Netflix and pill
Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz? Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby have in common? They both explored the unconscious.
How does Bill Cosby greet his date? Good night.
Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby
What does Bill Cosby have in common with Santa? They both come while you sleep
What do Santa Clause and Bill Cosby have in common ? They don’t come until you’re asleep.
What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby? I don't remember
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small sword Ones a little rapier
If you don't remember Bill Cosby You're not alone.
I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty... turns out it was written by Bill Cosby.
Roseanne and Bill Cosby have at least one thing in common. They can both blame the sleeping pills.
What do mitochondria, Bill Cosby, and my friend Clint all have in common? They're all incels.
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Dahmer? Jeremy Renner hasn't played Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby used to be my rolemodel... Until i found out he was a comedian.
Did you hear they’re going to be making a new alien versus predator movie It’s going to be starring an illegal immigrant versus bill Cosby
What does Bill Cosby do when he finishes eating at a restaurant? He asks for the Huxtabill.
R. Kelly and Bill Cosby are making an album together, do you know what it's called? Sleepee
I used to tell a lot of bill cosby jokes But after he got arrested I can't, since it's a very touchy subject.
You know what evidence was used to convict Bill Cosby of drugging his victims? The proof was in the pudding.
What did Bill Cosby say to the girl eating Jello with her hands? Wanna spoon?
Why did Bill Cosby goto the police station? He needed a new rape kit.
Bill Cosby is the pillar of his community. *pill her
Whats the difference between Apple and Bill Cosby? When you get roofied by Cosby you'll probably recover from it.
How does Bill Cosby get girls? Netflix and pills.
I'm not sure how messed up this is.
What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?
Kids say the darnedest things.
How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl The proof is in the pudding