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Funniest Bill Cosby Jokes

Cardi B and Bill Cosby walk into a bar... I don’t remember the rest.

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My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep.

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How does a girl greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date? "Nice to meet you"

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What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They don't come until you're asleep.

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What does Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? You have to be asleep or they can't come.

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite movie? Sleeping Beauty.

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For all Bill Cosby's faults... he did touch a lot of people.

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Bill Cosby was a great comedian... even his drinks tasted funny.

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What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art

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What's the difference between Louis CK's katana and Bill Cosby's fencing sword? One's a little rapier.

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My Bill Cosby impression isn’t that entertaining. It puts everyone to sleep.

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How does a woman greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date? "Nice to meet you."

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night? He finishes her drink

EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They only come if you're sleeping.

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This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened.

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How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping

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What do Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They don't come until you're asleep

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What’s the difference between what Eminem does and what Bill Cosby does? An “e” at the end

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? Neither one can come until you fall asleep

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Bill Cosby told me a funny joke last night. But I can't remember it.

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If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant... Is it Alien Vs Predator?

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Bill Cosby's lawyer fell asleep during testimony... Apparently he and Bill had a lunch date earlier.

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house? Netflix and pill

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz? Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

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What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby have in common? They both explored the unconscious.

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How does Bill Cosby greet his date? Good night.

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Santa? They both come while you sleep

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What do Santa Clause and Bill Cosby have in common ? They don’t come until you’re asleep.

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What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby? I don't remember

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small sword Ones a little rapier

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If you don't remember Bill Cosby You're not alone.

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I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty... turns out it was written by Bill Cosby.

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Roseanne and Bill Cosby have at least one thing in common. They can both blame the sleeping pills.

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What do mitochondria, Bill Cosby, and my friend Clint all have in common? They're all incels.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Dahmer? Jeremy Renner hasn't played Bill Cosby.

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Bill Cosby used to be my rolemodel... Until i found out he was a comedian.

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Did you hear they’re going to be making a new alien versus predator movie It’s going to be starring an illegal immigrant versus bill Cosby

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What does Bill Cosby do when he finishes eating at a restaurant? He asks for the Huxtabill.

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R. Kelly and Bill Cosby are making an album together, do you know what it's called? Sleepee

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I used to tell a lot of bill cosby jokes But after he got arrested I can't, since it's a very touchy subject.

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You know what evidence was used to convict Bill Cosby of drugging his victims? The proof was in the pudding.

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What did Bill Cosby say to the girl eating Jello with her hands? Wanna spoon?

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Why did Bill Cosby goto the police station? He needed a new rape kit.

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Bill Cosby is the pillar of his community. *pill her

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Whats the difference between Apple and Bill Cosby? When you get roofied by Cosby you'll probably recover from it.

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How does Bill Cosby get girls? Netflix and pills.

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I'm not sure how messed up this is. What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

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How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl The proof is in the pudding

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