Hilarious Bill Cosby Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Bill Cosby Jokes

Cardi B and Bill Cosby walk into a bar... I don’t remember the rest.

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My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep.

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How does a girl greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date? "Nice to meet you"

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What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They don't come until you're asleep.

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What does Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? You have to be asleep or they can't come.

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite movie? Sleeping Beauty.

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For all Bill Cosby's faults... he did touch a lot of people.

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Bill Cosby was a great comedian... even his drinks tasted funny.

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What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art

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What's the difference between Louis CK's katana and Bill Cosby's fencing sword? One's a little rapier.

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My Bill Cosby impression isn’t that entertaining. It puts everyone to sleep.

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How does a woman greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date? "Nice to meet you."

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night? He finishes her drink

EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They only come if you're sleeping.

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This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened.

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How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping

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What do Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They don't come until you're asleep

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What’s the difference between what Eminem does and what Bill Cosby does? An “e” at the end

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? Neither one can come until you fall asleep

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Bill Cosby told me a funny joke last night. But I can't remember it.

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If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant... Is it Alien Vs Predator?

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Bill Cosby's lawyer fell asleep during testimony... Apparently he and Bill had a lunch date earlier.

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house? Netflix and pill

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz? Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

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What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby have in common? They both explored the unconscious.

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How does Bill Cosby greet his date? Good night.

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Santa? They both come while you sleep

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What do Santa Clause and Bill Cosby have in common ? They don’t come until you’re asleep.

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It turns out that Bill Cosby was actually drugging his dates' desserts, not their drinks. The proof is in the pudding.

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Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby he made her espresso.

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What does Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're asleep.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small sword Ones a little rapier

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Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman.

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Bill Cosby's defense rested after 6 minutes into the trial. I guess they drank his Kool-Aid.

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Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"
Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."

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Bill Cosby used to be my rolemodel... Until i found out he was a comedian.

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How does Bill Cosby get girls? Netflix and pills.

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New Bill Cosby Jokes

R. Kelly and Bill Cosby are making an album together, do you know what it's called? Sleepee

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I used to tell a lot of bill cosby jokes But after he got arrested I can't, since it's a very touchy subject.

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What did Bill Cosby say to the girl eating Jello with her hands? Wanna spoon?

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Why did Bill Cosby goto the police station? He needed a new rape kit.

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Bill Cosby is the pillar of his community. *pill her

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Whats the difference between Apple and Bill Cosby? When you get roofied by Cosby you'll probably recover from it.

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You know who's having a great week? Bill Cosby

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What’s the difference between Bill Cosby and O.J. Simpson? Simpson treats men and women equally.

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Bill Cosby runs into prince charming at the bar Cosby says: “Son, you can live happily ever after, but only if you don’t kiss her.”

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein? Bill Cosby weighs less and is Black.

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Bill Cosby Harvey Weinstein Road Movie "Fiddlers on the roofies"

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Mike Tyson was one of the best in his career. Yet Bill Cosby still had more knockouts.

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How is a night with Bill Cosby like watching the movie Dunkirk? You feel ashamed after waking up.

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It's strange that Bill Cosby wasnt given a honorary doctorate untill 1976. Because apparently he's been administering drugs since the 60s

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People used to love Bill Cosby's... ...rapier wit.

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I want to tell you all what a great time I had partying with Bill Cosby back in the day.. But all of a sudden I can't seem to remember what happened

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Bill Cosby's trial concluded... He got off.

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Who benefits the most from Bill Cosby's crimes? Therapists

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Bill Cosby is having a party to celebrate his hung jury. There will be free drinks for all the ladies.

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Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world. Their solution: Tickle Down Economics

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How does Bill Cosby fall asleep at night?? Take's a sip of her drink!

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin? When around both, one eventually stops moving.

Forgive me.

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"Decide you want it more than you're afraid of it" -Bill Cosby Well, we all see where that got him.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and an anesthesiologist? At least Bill Cosby gives you cab-fare after he puts you to sleep

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