Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
Three doppelgangers are hanging out together. One is Puerto Rican, one is a vegan, and the last one does crossfit. How do you know which is which? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican? They tell you.
What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA
A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked "why?" he replied, "Tropical Depression."
Why are Puerto Ricans & Mexicans discouraged from marrying each other? Bc their kids will be too lazy to steal.
What do you call two Puerto Rican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan
What do you call a Puerto Rican on a roller coaster? A coaster rican.
Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
What did the Puerto Rican branch say to his son? Jurisdiction.
What’s a Puerto Rican cats favorite meal? Mice and Beans
Why can’t Puerto Rican’s play hockey. Because they would make Piaguas out of the ice.
What do you get when you mix a Puerto Rican with a goat?? A weed eater that doesn't work.
Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45 When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
Why don't Puerto Ricans like blowjobs?
They don't like ***any*** kind of job.
(Sorry, nothing against the Puerto Ricans, could be any group, but I heard it this way)
I’m an expert in Puerto Rican Judo... Judo know if I got a knife, and judo know if I got a gun
My wife is half Puerto Rican... ...and my kids are Quarter Rican
Guys, you've been seeing Trump throwing paper towels at the hurricane affected Puerto Ricans the wrong way Clearly, he's a fill-n'-throw-pist.
How many Puerto Rican voters have to die before Trump decides to save one? All of them. Puerto Ricans can't vote in the presidential election....