Puerto Rican Jokes

Funny Puerto Rican Jokes
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Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

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Three doppelgangers are hanging out together. One is Puerto Rican, one is a vegan, and the last one does crossfit. How do you know which is which? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican? They tell you.

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What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA

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A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked "why?" he replied, "Tropical Depression."

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Why are Puerto Ricans & Mexicans discouraged from marrying each other? Bc their kids will be too lazy to steal.

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What do you call two Puerto Rican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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What do you call a Puerto Rican on a roller coaster? A coaster rican.

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What do you get when you mix a Puerto Rican with a goat?? A weed eater that doesn't work.

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Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45 When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans

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What did the Puerto Rican branch say to his son? Jurisdiction.

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Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

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My wife is half Puerto Rican... ...and my kids are Quarter Rican

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How many Puerto Rican voters have to die before Trump decides to save one? All of them. Puerto Ricans can't vote in the presidential election....

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Guys, you've been seeing Trump throwing paper towels at the hurricane affected Puerto Ricans the wrong way Clearly, he's a fill-n'-throw-pist.

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I’m an expert in Puerto Rican Judo... Judo know if I got a knife, and judo know if I got a gun

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Nothing compares to the resilience of the Brazilians, the impatience of the Haitians, the skill at dance of the Puerto Ricans... and the love for guns of the Americans.

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Many Puerto Ricans are becoming Russian citizens... so that they can vote in the American election.

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