Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
Three doppelgangers are hanging out together. One is Puerto Rican, one is a vegan, and the last one does crossfit. How do you know which is which? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked "why?" he replied, "Tropical Depression."
Why are Puerto Ricans & Mexicans discouraged from marrying each other? Bc their kids will be too lazy to steal.
Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45 When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
Why don't Puerto Ricans like blowjobs?
They don't like ***any*** kind of job.
(Sorry, nothing against the Puerto Ricans, could be any group, but I heard it this way)
I’m an expert in Puerto Rican Judo... Judo know if I got a knife, and judo know if I got a gun
Guys, you've been seeing Trump throwing paper towels at the hurricane affected Puerto Ricans the wrong way Clearly, he's a fill-n'-throw-pist.