Obama smoked weed growing up, and now look where he is today Unemployed with two kids and recently evicted
America is racist
When Barack Obama gives his speech, he stands behind a bulletproof glass . That shows how racist America still is.
Just because he's black, doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone
Thanks Frankie Boyle
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, "I don't wanna be Obama self."
Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he’s dressed up as and he responds “I’m a snail!” That’s M’Shell on my back
Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house.
After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"
Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."
Obama and Trump are running laps around the White House...
Obama and Trump are running laps around the White House, after three laps Trump excitedly yells "10 minutes exactly, well that has to be a new record!".
Obama says "I don't think so, Bush did 9:11".
Obvious media bias Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
So President Trump wants to abolish the two term limit on the Presidency. Welcome back President Obama we missed you.
My grandfather used to tell me "the day a black man becomes president is the day pigs will fly!" Sure enough, right after Obama took office, swine flu.
It's interesting how different a US president looks at the end of their presidency. Obama had gray hair. Bush had a bunch of wrinkles.. At the end of JFKs presidency, half of his head was missing.
The fact that president Obama needs four inches of bullet proof glass at every public speaking event, is proof that racism is still alive Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot everyone.
What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed to her? I don't want to be Obama self.
If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama I guess you could say orange really is the new black
On the bright side... We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady.
Obama smoked weed growing up and look where he is today Unemployed, with two kids and recently evicted
I don't see why Obama gave all his speeches behind bulletproof glass.. I know he's black and all but I doubt he'd actually shoot anyone.
If you switch the B and S in Osama bin Laden, it becomes Obama Sin-Laden . . . Some might consider that prophetic, others slanderous. But I say it's just flippin' BS.
What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentines card? "I'm glad I've got you Michelle; I didn't want to be Obamaself"
You know, people in the 1970s thought there would be a black president when pigs fly... Then Barack Obama was elected. And after a year, swine flu.
If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?
Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention.
I am still waiting for Trump to eat a Snickers ...
... so he becomes Obama again
You're not you when you're hungry
You know, those people who insult Obama and the Clintons.. really need to stop beating around the Bush.
Trump hears Obama got a smaller crowd than him
"Really? What was he doing?" Trump asks gleefully
"Ordering breakfast at McDonalds drive thru." His aide said.
What is Trump doing down in the bunker right now? He’s down there restocking the “cupboards” that President Obama left empty.
President Obama says there are many people in charge in the Trump Administration who don't know what they're doing It's a case of too many crooks in the kitchen.
Children born in the USA from 2008 to now haven’t had a white president It’s because Obama is black and Trump is orange.
You know, I never understood why Obama had to give his speeches behind bulletproof glass. I mean, I know he's black and all, but I highly doubt he's going to shoot anyone.
What would the headline be if Barack Obama walked on water across a lake in full view of a Fox News reporter? "OBAMA CAN'T SWIM"
What's the difference between a rained on Barack Obama and Mike Pence? When you ask them to go rainbow hunting Obama grabs his camera and Pence grabs his gun.
I had a dream Obama was still President. An evil robot Neobama came in to demand his surrender. Let me try to explain how Obama responded to this demand: S-s-sorry, uh uh uh, i-i I, uh, I uh uh, i-i can't
How do you persuade Trump to believe climate change is happening? You tell him Obama didn't care about it.
If Obama were to run once more and promise Trump he’d double-down on all of Trump’s policies except the migrant camps in exchange for support Trump would be stuck between Barack and a hard place
What did Kyle Carpenter say to Obama while receiving the Medal of Honor? edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
If Obama declared bankruptcy and started living on the streets, what would be his Economic Status? Baroque
When Obama gave his first speech as president he was behind bulletproof glass I don't think it's fair.. just cuz he black don't mean he gunna shoot anyone
Neither President Obama nor President Trump has done anything for the people of Mississippi. For example, they still live there.
Barack Obama walks into a Subaru dealership...
The salesman asked him, "What are you looking for?"
Obama says, "I'm looking for a replacement because my legacy got wrecked."
Why did it always take so long for President Obama to get into the presidential limo? The driver got scared and kept pressing the door lock button when he saw him approach.
How did Obama propose to Michelle? He got down to one knee, pulled out the ring and said "I don't want to be obamaself"
At least everyone can agree on one thing As president, Trump speaks the truth almost as often as Obama lied