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Funniest Obama Jokes

Obama smoked weed growing up, and now look where he is today Unemployed with two kids and recently evicted

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How do you get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb? You tell him Barack Obama installed it.

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Why did Obama get two terms? Because black men always get a longer sentence

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Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.

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Why did Obama serve two terms? Because blacks always get a longer sentence

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What did Melania Trump say to her speech writer? Thanks, Obama.

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America is racist When Barack Obama gives his speech, he stands behind a bulletproof glass . That shows how racist America still is.

Just because he's black, doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone



Thanks Frankie Boyle

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How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, "I don't wanna be Obama self."

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Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks.

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Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house. After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"

Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."

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What is a government mandate? When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

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What did Barack say to Michele when he asked her to marry him? I don't wanna be Obama self.

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Obama and Trump are running laps around the White House... Obama and Trump are running laps around the White House, after three laps Trump excitedly yells "10 minutes exactly, well that has to be a new record!".

Obama says "I don't think so, Bush did 9:11".

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They said "orange is the new black"... ...but I didn't realise they meant Trump would replace Obama.

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Obvious media bias Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.

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BREAKING: Barack Obama just elected President of the US - Sent from Internet Explorer

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What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black

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It's interesting how different a US president looks at the end of their presidency. Obama had gray hair. Bush had a bunch of wrinkles.. At the end of JFKs presidency, half of his head was missing.

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Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change.

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Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you... I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did you... *get it*?

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The fact that president Obama needs four inches of bullet proof glass at every public speaking event, is proof that racism is still alive Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot everyone.

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What was the codename for the transition from Obama to Trump? Orange is the new black

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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed to her? I don't want to be Obama self.

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If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama I guess you could say orange really is the new black

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If Donald Trump replaces Obama.... ...Does that mean Orange is the new Black?

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On the bright side... We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady.

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What did Barack Obama said to Michelle when he proposed? "I don't want to be Obama-self"

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Obama smoked weed growing up and look where he is today Unemployed, with two kids and recently evicted

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I don't see why Obama gave all his speeches behind bulletproof glass.. I know he's black and all but I doubt he'd actually shoot anyone.

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The last four presidents of the USA each ran one mile. Trump made a time of 11:56

Clinton was slightly faster, timing at 11:31

Obama was very fast, he ran a 10:03

But Bush did 9:11

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You know, people in the 1970s thought there would be a black president when pigs fly... Then Barack Obama was elected. And after a year, swine flu.

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If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?

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Why did Obama get two terms as President? Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

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Obama calls for greater truck control laws. Apparently the the truck in France had a fully automatic transmission.

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Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card. America used the Trump card.

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Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins.

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Did you read the joke Hillary emailed to Obama? [deleted]

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Why did Obama serve 2 terms? Because blacks always get a longer sentence.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House? Pardon me.

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Obama said in an interview that Putin had asked him "How is Joe?" to which he responded "Biden?" then Russian President replied "Joe Mama"

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After the middle eastern people met obama, they were soon tired and bored. He kept droning on.

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What do you get when you cross Obama, Bruce Lee, and the Irish? Barack O’Lee

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First there was Obama care, then there is Trump care Now can we get some healthcare?

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If Obama were to run once more and promise Trump he’d double-down on all of Trump’s policies except the migrant camps in exchange for support Trump would be stuck between Barack and a hard place

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What did Obama say when Michelle left him “How could you leave Obama self”

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What did Obama say when Michael left him “How could you leave me Obama self”

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What's Barack Obama's favorite song? Obamaself

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Why isn't Dora allowed to explore Syria? Because Obama told her "no Boots on the ground!"

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Neither President Obama nor President Trump has done anything for the people of Mississippi. For example, they still live there.

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Obama smoked weed, and now look where he is today Unemployed with two kids and evicted

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Obama walks into a Toyota dealership And tries to by a Legacy...

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Why did it always take so long for President Obama to get into the presidential limo? The driver got scared and kept pressing the door lock button when he saw him approach.

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We are going to need to re-elect Obama once Trump is done... to go on an apology tour.

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In 2016, Obama left Trump and Hillary as the 2 choices for president. Thanks, Obama.

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Bill Clinton really likes Obama's new portrait. Now he's not the only President who has been surrounded by Bushes.

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Michelle Obama's saying "when they go low, we go high" really doesn't work When you're trying to fight a horde of angry little midgets

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Why did Obama win the presidential race? Because Kenyan’s usually win in the long run.

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Trump and Obama are taking a jog... Trump and Obama are taking a jog around the White House. When they finish, they look at the time on their stopwatches.

"Phew, just under 10 minutes!" Says Obama.

Trump says - "shame, Bush managed to do 9:11"

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The NRA showed Trump and Obama the newest NRA advertisement and asked what they thought. At the same time, Trump and Obama sternly said... "Stick to your guns."

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How is my wallet like the Obama administration? Not enough change

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Putin, Obama and Trump walk into a bar... ... the bartender looks up and says: "This isn't funny anymore!"

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What did Barrack say when he was all alone? [1/2 OC] Here I am Obama self...
Like a crab in Michelle.

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Obama was the Antichrist & Trump is a facist dictator Either America has grown more tolerant or liberals don't believe in the Antichrist.

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So I heard Donald Trump announced Melania will be giving a speech... ... glad to hear Michelle Obama will have writing work after leaving the White House.

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Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher.

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Do you think Obama's going to deal with Russia while he's still in office? Nah, I think he's Biden his time.

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Trump had a very calm considerate speech for the election Can we confirm Michelle Obama did not write it?

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Did you read my mother's retraction of her support of the president over his hyper critical aide's tantrum at the Hindu temple? It was my mama's Obama's trauma llama Brahma drama reclama.

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Didn't have a chance to hear Michelle Obama's speech last night... Guess I'll catch it in 4 years at the next RNC.

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Hillary went for dinner with Barack Obama the other day I heard he was very polite, but hillary brought her own private server.

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Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change



ahhh thank you ill be here all week

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Obama's slogan for his 2nd term campaign announced: Once you go black, you never go back

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