Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.
How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant? Marry her.
What does the Fox say? We're canceling all of your favorite shows.
I have the eyes of a hawk, the heart of a lion, the ears of a fox And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "Hello, Mr. President!"
Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom...
Dear Fox News.....
I have yet to see any news about foxes.
Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.....
How do you turn a fox into a elephant? You marry her!
I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.
I saw Michael J. Fox in a gardening centre the other day... He had his back to the fuchsia.
James Bond walks into a bar...
James Bond walks into a bar.
Michael J. Fox is the bartender.
James Bond says "I'll have a martini."
He does not need to specify.
A fox, a wolf and a weasel all go to a restaurant.
The waitress comes over and asks what they want to drink.
"Water" says the Fox,
"Coffee" growls the Wolf,
And "Pop!" Goes the Weasel!
Two blondes are in the woods looking at a set of tracks.
"They're wolf tracks," says the first.
"No way! Those are fox tracks!" Exclaims the second.
The two fight back and forth so loud they didn't hear the train coming.
Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing.
How do you turn a fox into a whale? Marry her.
"Mom, turn on FOX. I want to hear the news." You'll have to pick one or the other.
What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers.
How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)
"What earthquake?" ~ Michael J. Fox
How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry it
how come Michael J. Fox can make such good milkshakes? because he is rich and can afford high quality ingredients!..
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
Black man kills conservative politician! The final Fox News spin on Osama's death.
What does the Fox say? not the news
What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad.
What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub? .....Add your laundry.
Canadian Joke: How was Terry Fox like Hitler? He couldn't finish a race either.
How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her
What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About six beers.
Who is James Bond's favorite bartender? Michael J Fox
Facebook and basic cable Reading Facebook feels like I'm watching basic cable in a hotel: All I want is Comedy Central, but all I can find is the Food Network, workout infomercials and Fox News.
I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own.
George HW Bush fell and broke his neck today It's in the news. Today George HW Bush fell and broke his neck at home in Maine. Fox news is blaming it on Hillary. Donald Trump said his Mexican Maid pushed him down the stairs.
It's a shame "Fantastic Mr. Fox" didn't win the Academy Award for best animated feature. There were too many *Up* votes.
Why do Michael J Fox and Taylor Swift have in common? They both shake it off.
There's a new The President show on Comedy Central starting the 27th about Donald Trump We can just watch Fox News until then.
I shook hands with Michael J Fox earlier. Took 2 hours.
I once shook hands with Michael J Fox He seemed pretty offended, but in my defense, the room was cold.
Roger Ailes passing is another attempt by Fox news to distract from trump/russia Now that's *deadication*
There's a country named after Swiper the Fox. Unfortunately, Dora and Boots said "Swiper, no swiping." Oman
What kind of Fox is most at risk from Covid 19? Micheal J. Because hand shakes are dangerous.
Michael J Fox grabs a soda...
His friend says: “You never drink those.”
Michael replies: “I just figured I’d shake things up”
What kind of beer do Fox News analysts drink? Roger Ales.
My girlfriend warned me the first time I stayed over that, she likes to fall asleep to white noise Turns out she meant leaving the TV on Fox News