Cheese Jokes

Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... "The most violent book I have ever read"

Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.

What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese.

A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!

What happened when the cheese factory exploded? De brie went everywhere

I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious

Two cheese trucks ran into each other De brie was everywhere.

It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!" So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read...........

I think we should ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.

Helen Keller....... Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as "The most violent book I've ever read".

Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese? TO MAKE MERICA GRATE AGAIN

My kid made this one up: How do you make Swiss cheese? With a holey cow.

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again.

Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Which cheese is made backwards? Edam!

(Kill me)

My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger. It was mine.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de-Brie.

Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: "who wrote this bullshit"

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? Apparently people were covered in debris.

I had a job where I had to put shredded cheese back together It was the most degrating job I've ever had.

Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese. It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.

Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie

Did you hear about that French cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de brie.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese... Who am I to diss a brie?

Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie

There's been and explosion is a French cheese factory... All that's left is de brie!

Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read

I got Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.

A man just assaulted me with milk and cheese How dairy

Why don't old men eat out their old wives? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?

Did you guys hear about the French cheese factory that burnt down recently? The only thing left was da Brie.

I walked up to the register at the ball park with a question. If it’s NAH- CHO cheese, then whose is it?

What is a Princess with a yeast infection called in France? A royal with cheese

What’s the difference between cheese and girls? Cheese becomes better with age

Did you hear about the shop that just opened in India that sells fresh meat and cheese? It's a new deli.