Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... "The most violent book I have ever read"
Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese.
A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!
What happened when the cheese factory exploded? De brie went everywhere
I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious
Two cheese trucks ran into each other De brie was everywhere.
It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!" So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read...........
I think we should ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.
Helen Keller....... Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as "The most violent book I've ever read".
Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese? TO MAKE MERICA GRATE AGAIN
My kid made this one up: How do you make Swiss cheese? With a holey cow.
What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again.
Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Which cheese is made backwards?
My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger. It was mine.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de-Brie.
Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: "who wrote this bullshit"
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? Apparently people were covered in debris.
I had a job where I had to put shredded cheese back together It was the most degrating job I've ever had.
Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese. It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.
Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie
Did you hear about that French cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de brie.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese... Who am I to diss a brie?
Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie
I have some sausage and cheese for emergencies... But I will only use them in a wurst käse scenario
What did the man say to the thief stealing his cheese? Stop stealing my cheese
My friend told me he hated blue cheese because it's literally just cheese with bacteria. I told him to stop discriminating against other cultures.
BREAKING NEWS!! Cheese Factory Explosion... De-Brie is everywhere!
There was an explosion in a French cheese factory. All that was left was de brie.
A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese How dairy
15 dollars for a rat trap, 3 dollars for cheese Coming home to find a house not full of droppings?. Miceless.
Blind friend and a cheese grater I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why are abortion clinics like a trip to Chuck E Cheese? It brings out the kid in you
What's the difference between Swiss cheese and a black male? Swiss cheese matures before being filled with holes
I saw a rat , so i found a bat and started hitting. My son was crying , I'm banned from chucky cheese's.
John and Bill are having a conversation.
John says I've got a joke.
Bill replies ok what is it.
John: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Bill: Nacho cheese.
John: Aww, how did you know?
Bill: Because it's Nacho joke.
Did you guys hear about the French cheese factory that burnt down recently? The only thing left was da Brie.
A man just assaulted me with milk and cheese How dairy
I got Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.
What did Trump do with the broken cheese grater? He made it grate again
A woman bought a bag of terribly grated cheese She regrated it later.
Whats red and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller? A baby playing with a cheese grater
Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory? Da brie was everywhere
Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory. There’s de Brie everywhere
If the U.S. ran out of shredded cheese... we would have to "make America grate again"
I walked out my house this morning...
And a man threw milk and cheese at me.
I thought, “How dairy?”
You can call me cheese on pasta Because I'm grate
I like my women like I like my cheese Blue, a little below room temperature, and easy to slice
You see a mousetrap I see free cheese and a challenge
Cheese is good Parmesan, however, grate.
Breaking news: There was a massive cheese factory explosion in France today. There were no casualties, but de brie everywhere!
My friend is so vegan, he won't even have his picture taken because he'd have to say cheese.
What did the cheese say when it looked in mirror Haloumi
The early bird gets the worm.
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Know what my favourite cheese is? Edam. It's the only cheese made backwards.
What did the cheese say to the mirror Halloumi!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder w/cheese.
I like my women like I like my cheese Thick, white, and rich.
What kind of cheese isn't yours? Cheese that you didn't pay for or receive as a gift.
Why did the cheese board blow away? Because of the strong bries.
I said, "But there's a hole in this slice of cheese!" Dad said, "It's alright, just don't eat that part."
There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France. De-brie everywhere.
What do you call an empty container of Cheese Whiz? Cheese Was.
As an American, I'm surprised by how unpopular cream cheese and peanut butter are in the rest of the world... I just thought they would have spread more.
Cheese doesn't go bad It just gets more expensive
A blind man complained to customer service He showed the employee a cheese grater and said "This is the worst book I've ever read"
Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... the most violent book she's ever read.
What do you call Mac N' Cheese without a lot of cheese? Lackin' cheese.
Guy with a lisp turns up to a dinner party carrying a selection of cheeses and a couple of ducks under his arm
The host says, "thanks for bringing the cheese, but why the ducks?"
The guest replies, "can't have cheese without cwackers"
A cheese factory exploded today There was de brie everywhere
Donald Trump has imposed a ban on all pre-shredded bags of cheese in stores He wants to make America grate again.
What type of cheese is the lonliest? Provalone.
Went to the shop earlier today, saw a man throwing all the milk, cheese, yoghurt etc
I thought to myself...
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded? There was nothing left but de brie
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
Today I decided to upgrade my Mac... ...so I threw a big slice of cheese on it.
I was gonna write a story about Swiss cheese But the plot had too many holes in it.
What do you get from a sad cow? Blue cheese.
Did you hear about the blind man who got a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read.
Trump signs executive order banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America Grate Again.
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas
He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read
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When Life gives you a cheese grater... You hold it up and say, 'Life's grate'.
What do you call a super model with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
TIFU by accidentally giving my girlfriend my sandwich that had extra cheese when she's lactose intolerant Whoops, wrong sub.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday... A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What type of cheese is strong? Shredded cheese.
How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way.
A cheese factory in France exploded. All that was left was debris.
Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to "make America grate again."
What's a stoner's favorite cheese? Mun Cheese!
What do you call an anorexic girl that has a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese.
After the explosion at the cheese factory... all there was left was de brie
Why don't old men eat out their old wives? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?