I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious
It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!" So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read...........
Helen Keller....... Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as "The most violent book I've ever read".
What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again.
Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? Apparently people were covered in debris.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.
I had a job where I had to put shredded cheese back together It was the most degrating job I've ever had.
Did you hear about that French cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de brie.
I have some sausage and cheese for emergencies... But I will only use them in a wurst käse scenario
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
My friend told me he hated blue cheese because it's literally just cheese with bacteria. I told him to stop discriminating against other cultures.
I bought a cheese grater for my blind uncle... ...he said it was the most violent thing he ever read.
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? Wow! That's the most violent thing I've read in a while!
I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
There was an explosion at a French cheese store Everywhere you looked, there was a lot of de brie.
15 dollars for a rat trap, 3 dollars for cheese Coming home to find a house not full of droppings?. Miceless.
Blind friend and a cheese grater I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Went for walk yesterday and a bloke threw a lump of cheese at me. I thought to myself, well that's not very mature.
Last night rioters destroyed the famous Etampes Cheese Market in Paris All that was left was de-Brie
Did you hear about the blind guy who got a cheese grater for Christmas? Said it was the most violent book he’d ever read
A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar It sits itself down, but when the bartender saw the sandwich, he said "sorry, but we don't serve food here".
I was walking in the street the other day and a man threw a block of cheese at me
I said to him 'That's mature'
Then he threw a pint of milk at me and I thought, How dairy.
France's's National Cheese Museum just blew up Over five hundred people were injured by de brie
Did you hear about the French cheese factory that caught on fire? All that was left was da brie...
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously All they do is cheese and wine
Hey! You hear about that French cheese factory that blew up? They say there was nothing left but de Brie.
Have you heard of the French cheese factory that exploded recently? The was nothing left of it but de brie
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater About a week later he told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read
The very last thing my dad said to me before he died was 'You need one of those things that you can shred cheese with'... That was some grate advice.
What did the man say when he got lost in a cheese factory? "Excuse me sir, can you show me the whey?"
The moment I knew she was a sub Was when I licked her forehead and it tasted of Italian herbs and cheese
Somone hit me with a block of cheese yesterday I turnt arround and said 'That was mature wasn't it? '