Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... "The most violent book I have ever read"
Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese.
A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!
What happened when the cheese factory exploded? De brie went everywhere
I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious
Two cheese trucks ran into each other De brie was everywhere.
It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!" So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read...........
I think we should ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.
Helen Keller....... Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as "The most violent book I've ever read".
Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese? TO MAKE MERICA GRATE AGAIN
My kid made this one up: How do you make Swiss cheese? With a holey cow.
What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again.
Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Which cheese is made backwards?
My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger. It was mine.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de-Brie.
Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: "who wrote this bullshit"
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? Apparently people were covered in debris.
I had a job where I had to put shredded cheese back together It was the most degrating job I've ever had.
Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese. It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.
Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie
Did you hear about that French cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de brie.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese... Who am I to diss a brie?
Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie
There's been and explosion is a French cheese factory... All that's left is de brie!
Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read
I got Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.
A man just assaulted me with milk and cheese How dairy
Why don't old men eat out their old wives? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?
Did you guys hear about the French cheese factory that burnt down recently? The only thing left was da Brie.
I walked up to the register at the ball park with a question. If it’s NAH- CHO cheese, then whose is it?
What is a Princess with a yeast infection called in France? A royal with cheese
What’s the difference between cheese and girls? Cheese becomes better with age
Did you hear about the shop that just opened in India that sells fresh meat and cheese? It's a new deli.
What was Jimmy Savilles' favorite cheese? Baby Bell
Do you know what they call The Hunger Games in Europe? A Battle Royale with Cheese.
Cheese has magical properties for the lactose intolerant, we turn into Oscar Pistorious... ... and run to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
What are the similarities between vegan cheese and female celebrity? They’re both full of plastic.
What does the cross between a narcissist and cheese say? I am the GRATEST!!
My friend dropped his favorite corn chip into a vat of melted cheese. "Aw, man," I sympathized, "It's just nacho day."
What did the duck say to the cheese grader. nothing ducks can't talk
So I ate at Mary Poppin’s restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.
A black slave escaped with a wheel of cheese. The owner was being interviewed by southern law enforcement where he asked: "will you be able to find him?" Which the officer replied: Can't say but one things for sure, he Nacho Negro.
President Erdogan has won Turkish cheese maker of the year. He excels at getting the curds out of the whey.
I had my first interview for a cheese company I think it went grate
Did you guys see the new Apple computer reveal? It’s the most expensive Mac and cheese you can ever get.
What is Adam Sandler's favorite cheese? GOO! da
What's pārmēsān? Macrony cheese
I can't believe exterminators get money from killing rats. I killed a rat once and got a lifetime ban from Chuck-E-Cheese's.
You know what they cal a fortnite with cheese in paris Battle royale with cheese
What's the most popular sandwich at cafes in Jurassic Park? Dr. Hammond cheese
[OC] How do you know if someone's kicked a cheese too hard? They lactose.
Big explosion down at the Cheese factory today... I guess it completely leveled the place, All that was left was Da Brie.
Uh, hi. Yeah, I'll have a six-inch Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on Honey Oat, please. No, thanks, no double meat or cheese. Yeah, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, banana peppers, and..." *checks phone* Oh, shoot. Wrong sub.
Thank god Green Bay is known for their cheese. The fudge packers just doesn't have the same ring.
If I had to pick a food as a sophisticated best friend, it'd be cheese cuz cheese is so cultured. Original joke. I'm sure if it's funny though..
What is Jared Fogle's favorite item on the prison food menu? Cheese pizza
What'd they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with cheese.