Hilarious Cheese Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Cheese Jokes

Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... "The most violent book I have ever read"

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Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese.

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A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded? De brie went everywhere

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I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious

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Two cheese trucks ran into each other De brie was everywhere.

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It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!" So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read...........

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I think we should ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.

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Helen Keller....... Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as "The most violent book I've ever read".

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Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese? TO MAKE MERICA GRATE AGAIN

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My kid made this one up: How do you make Swiss cheese? With a holey cow.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again.

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Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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Which cheese is made backwards? Edam!

(Kill me)

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My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger. It was mine.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de-Brie.

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Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: "who wrote this bullshit"

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.

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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? Apparently people were covered in debris.

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I had a job where I had to put shredded cheese back together It was the most degrating job I've ever had.

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Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese. It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.

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I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.

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Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie

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Did you hear about that French cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de brie.

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese... Who am I to diss a brie?

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Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie

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Massive explosion at a French cheese factory, first responders say cause is still unknown. All that was left was de brie.

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John and Bill are having a conversation. John says I've got a joke.

Bill replies ok what is it.

John: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Bill: Nacho cheese.

John: Aww, how did you know?

Bill: Because it's Nacho joke.

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What's a stoner's favorite cheese? Mun Cheese!

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I got Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.

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After the explosion at the cheese factory... all there was left was de brie

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A man just assaulted me with milk and cheese How dairy

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What do you call an anorexic girl that has a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why don't old men eat out their old wives? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?

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Did you guys hear about the French cheese factory that burnt down recently? The only thing left was da Brie.

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I saw a rat , so i found a bat and started hitting. My son was crying , I'm banned from chucky cheese's.

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New Cheese Jokes

What cheese is not yours? Nacho cheese!

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Do you know what they call The Hunger Games in Europe? A Battle Royale with Cheese.

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Cheese has magical properties for the lactose intolerant, we turn into Oscar Pistorious... ... and run to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

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What are the similarities between vegan cheese and female celebrity? They’re both full of plastic.

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What does the cross between a narcissist and cheese say? I am the GRATEST!!

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5yo me, getting ready to chow down on mac and cheese, smells it before I take a bite. To which my Grandfather speaks up, "Do you smell everything before you eat it?" Me: "Yeah, grandpa!"

Grandpa: "Boy, that's gonna put a real hamper on your love life!"

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My friend dropped his favorite corn chip into a vat of melted cheese. "Aw, man," I sympathized, "It's just nacho day."

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What did the duck say to the cheese grader. nothing ducks can't talk

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So I ate at Mary Poppin’s restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.

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What’s the difference between cheese and girls? Cheese becomes better with age

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A black slave escaped with a wheel of cheese. The owner was being interviewed by southern law enforcement where he asked: "will you be able to find him?" Which the officer replied: Can't say but one things for sure, he Nacho Negro.

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President Erdogan has won Turkish cheese maker of the year. He excels at getting the curds out of the whey.

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Did you guys see the new Apple computer reveal? It’s the most expensive Mac and cheese you can ever get.

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What do you call a footballer in a cheese isle Deli ally

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What is Adam Sandler's favorite cheese? GOO! da

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What's pārmēsān? Macrony cheese

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Did you hear about the shop that just opened in India that sells fresh meat and cheese? It's a new deli.

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I can't believe exterminators get money from killing rats. I killed a rat once and got a lifetime ban from Chuck-E-Cheese's.

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I walked up to the register at the ball park with a question. If it’s NAH- CHO cheese, then whose is it?

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You know what they cal a fortnite with cheese in paris Battle royale with cheese

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I gave my friend, who is blind, a cheese grater for Xmas He said it was the most violent book he had ever read

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[OC] How do you know if someone's kicked a cheese too hard? They lactose.

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What is an Astronaught's favourite cheese? Mars-capone.

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What do you call a dancing Latina with a yeast infection? Macarena and cheese

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Big explosion down at the Cheese factory today... I guess it completely leveled the place, All that was left was Da Brie.

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Uh, hi. Yeah, I'll have a six-inch Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on Honey Oat, please. No, thanks, no double meat or cheese. Yeah, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, banana peppers, and..." *checks phone* Oh, shoot. Wrong sub.

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If I had to pick a food as a sophisticated best friend, it'd be cheese cuz cheese is so cultured. Original joke. I'm sure if it's funny though..

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What is Jared Fogle's favorite item on the prison food menu? Cheese pizza

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Hey what's a cracka lackin Cheese.

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Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? All that was left was de-Brie

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What'd they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with cheese.

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What is a Princess with a yeast infection called in France? A royal with cheese

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