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Funniest Spanish Jokes

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

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I always say muchos to spanish people It means a lot to them

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I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Who wears a red suit, and knows if you are naughty or nice? The Spanish Inquisition

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My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Everyone seemed surprised. Nobody expects the Spanish Acquisition

Edit: expects*

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What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists? The ¿Qué Qué Qué?

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My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain He come out late at night to ring people's doorbells.

Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician

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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Madrid. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

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Spanish Dad Joke Dad: Son what are you drinking?

Son: Soy Milk

Dad: Hola Milk, me llamo Dad

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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

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My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine

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What is the longest word in the Spanish language? Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll

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My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Really blind-sided everyone. Nobody expected the Spanish Acquisition.

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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain Nobody ever expects the Spanish ink precision.

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People are always amazed at the skilled tattoo artists in Spain. No one expects the Spanish ink precision

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A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The photon said, "c."

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Whenever I'm asked "What happened in 1492?", people are always surprised by my answer. Nobody expects "The Spanish Inquisition".

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In a huge lecture hall once I only had four international students turn up - English, French, Spanish and German. I asked if they could all see me. They said... Yes, Oui, Si, Ja

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So my Spanish teacher told me to turn in my essay I told her I ain't no snitch

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I saw a Spanish magician last night.. he said "uno, dos.." And then he disappeared without a tres

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"Uno, dos..." And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres.

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My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He can’t say ‘please’ which I think is poor for four

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Tattoos People are amazed at how good the tattoo artists are in Spain........
They weren't expecting the Spanish ink precision

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A Spanish magician was showing a trick.. "For my next trick, I'll disappear into thin air. Uno, dos."

And he vanished without a tres!

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A blonde tells her friend "I completed a jigsaw puzzle in record time!"

"No way! How long did it take you?" Replied her friend

"6 months"

"That cannot be a record time!'

" Well the box said from 1 to 3 years"

Sorry for bad English, original was in Spanish

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My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician

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What do you call a spanish child molester? A Pedrophile.

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A spanish magician ... A spanish magician gets on stage and says "I will disappear in 3 seconds." He counts: "Uno, Dos." And he disappeared without a tres.

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A manager was telling his Spanish waiter to put the cutlery on the trays. The waiter didn’t understand so the manager, becoming frustrated said “ON THOSE TRAYS” The waiter replied “no no no it’s uno dos tres”

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How does Milk introduce its self in Spanish? Soy Milk

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What do you call a Pakistani Prostitute in Spanish? LaHore

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What did the Spanish Monk say to break up with his girlfriend? No mas stay.

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I was at a restaurant that serves traditional Spanish food. I was shocked to see that they serve clamari, and with the squid's ink! No one expects the Spanish ink cuisine!

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Yesterday, my family asked me if I could speak some Spanish for them I said "No".

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I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan.

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How would a Spanish person describe a photon? No mas.

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A Spanish guy went to a concert in America. He was arrested for running onto the stage in the middle of a song. He told the police that he thought they wanted him up there because the drummer had shouted his name and then "Two, Three!" before a song.

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Four generations ago, my family left Puerto Rico to come to the mainland in hopes of finding a better life. Though they spoke little English, they learned enough to survive and provide for their families. I just dropped out of Spanish 102.

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My wife loves monty python, so when she said “there’s something unexpected waiting for you at home,” I got pretty excited Turns out, it wasn’t the Spanish Inquisition. It was divorce papers

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The build up for a joke is everything The Spanish Inquisition

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What is soy milk in Spanish? Milk introducing itself in Spanish

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Where does a Spanish vampire live? A HUANted house.

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Mother in-law accidentally change the language of her TV to Spanish. She doesn’t know Spanish and could not figure out how to get it back into English. A light bulb popped into my Father in-laws head. He decided to go to Home Depot and hire some help.

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I went up to my Spanish teacher to ask him a question today. "Mr. Sylvando, does "Más o menos" mean kind of and something else?"

To which he replied:

"Yes, pretty much."

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I made the final table of an international poker tournament, but the Spainard kept unexpectedly stealing pots when he had the dealer button No one expects the Spanish in position

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What did the Spanish broadcaster say to the Sun when he caught the Sun cheating on the moon? I ain’t judging, but I gotta Telemundo.

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Europe has many dishes with potatoes The Brits boil them, the Spanish smoke them, the French fry them and the Germans gas them.

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2 spanish men were having a conversation in China. First guy : "¿Te gusta Winnie the pooh?"
Second guy: "Sí."

They were never seen since.

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Welcome to the meeting where we give away Spanish cars Please take a SEAT

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Why does Trump love to talk about sport in Spanish? Because the Spanish for sport is "deporte".

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In America, what is the difference between optimists and pessimists? Optimists are learning Spanish, while pessimists are learning Arabic.

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(Spanish joke) Habia un hipopótamo en un zoológico se murió el martes de que se murió? Se murió de HIPOthermia

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What do you call someone who's really good at using the Spanish word for with? A con artist

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Why did the Spanish kill off the Incans? Because they were an Incanvenience...

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The Spanish word for blue asked me out on a date and then stood me up. What an azul.

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TIL the name of dinner in spanish and it's name is LA CENA!

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What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B

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My grandma speaks Spanish and it's hard to understand what she is saying so I've decided to read her body language... But the only thing I've been able to come up with, is that she wants to go back to Mexico, because everything is hanging south.

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