What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly? Reintarnation
How did the hillbilly find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying
What do you call it when a hillbilly dies and comes back as something else? Reintarnation
I died and came back as a hillbilly. That's called reintarnation.
How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot
Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?
Because they like to pumpkin.
I'll see myself out...
A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. "If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"
How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty good. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown.
How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Attractive.
Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals? Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
What is it called when a hillbilly comes back to life? Reintarnation.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
What's it called when a hillbilly gets resurrected? Reintarnation
What do you get when you cross a hillbilly and a murder suspect? A person of incest.
What did the hillbilly yoga instructor say to his mom who was about to leave? Naw ma, stay!
Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be... Hillbilly?
How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Coming Back as a Hillbilly
Q. What do you call it when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A. Reintarnation
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the chin
A hillbilly girl tells her guy “How about we try reverse cowgirl tonight?” He replies “Hey! You never turn your back on family.”
How do hillbilly gourds reproduce? They pump kin.
What's the upside of a hillbilly divorce? She stays your sister
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you castrate a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw
Q:How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A:Kick his sister in the jaw!!
Hillbilly murders are the hardest to solve They don’t have dental records and all their DNA is the same.
What's the best part about getting married when you're a hillbilly? You only have to send invitations to one family.
What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common? They both give their relatives rim jobs.
What do you call a hillbilly after he is all grown up? A mountain goat of course!
Two hillbilly sisters are fighting about who is better
They ask their dad.
"Daddy who's your favorite daughter?"
The father looks at both of them, "Your mother."
Two hillbillies walking home from bar…
come across a stray dog licking himself on the corner of an alley.
First hillbilly “wish I could do that”
Second hillbilly with no hesitation “ YOU BEST PET HIM FIRST”
Why didn’t the hillbilly want to do reverse cowgirl Because they never turn their backs on family
What do you call a hillbilly baker? A breadneck.