Hillbilly Jokes

What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly? Reintarnation

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Funny Hillbilly Jokes
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How did the hillbilly find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying

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What do you call it when a hillbilly dies and comes back as something else? Reintarnation

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I died and came back as a hillbilly. That's called reintarnation.

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How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday? Because they like to pumpkin.



I'll see myself out...

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A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. "If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"

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How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty good. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown.

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How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Attractive.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals? Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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What is it called when a hillbilly comes back to life? Reintarnation.

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How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.

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What's it called when a hillbilly gets resurrected? Reintarnation

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What do you get when you cross a hillbilly and a murder suspect? A person of incest.

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What did the hillbilly yoga instructor say to his mom who was about to leave? Naw ma, stay!

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Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be... Hillbilly?

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

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Coming Back as a Hillbilly Q. What do you call it when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A. Reintarnation

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How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the chin

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A hillbilly girl tells her guy “How about we try reverse cowgirl tonight?” He replies “Hey! You never turn your back on family.”

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How do hillbilly gourds reproduce? They pump kin.

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What's the upside of a hillbilly divorce? She stays your sister

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How do you castrate a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw

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How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q:How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A:Kick his sister in the jaw!!

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Hillbilly murders are the hardest to solve They don’t have dental records and all their DNA is the same.

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What's the best part about getting married when you're a hillbilly? You only have to send invitations to one family.

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Why do hillbilly siblings give each other kisses? Because they're a little hickey.

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What did the hillbilly yoga instructor say his mother when she was about to leave? Nah ma, stay!

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There are two kinds of Hillbilly women. Those who get married and have a lot of kids.... ....and those who are a single and have a lot of kids.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity? Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Where does a hillbilly go to learn about his family's history? ~~Ancestry.com~~ Incestry.com

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Two hillbilly sisters are fighting about who is better They ask their dad.
"Daddy who's your favorite daughter?"
The father looks at both of them, "Your mother."

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Two hillbillies walking home from bar… come across a stray dog licking himself on the corner of an alley.

First hillbilly “wish I could do that”
Second hillbilly with no hesitation “ YOU BEST PET HIM FIRST”

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Why didn’t the hillbilly want to do reverse cowgirl Because they never turn their backs on family

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