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Funny Viagra Jokes
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Im taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets of my bed

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I'm taking Viagra for my sunburn It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs

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I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night

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I just sold viagra to a guy who thinks it's adderal. He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow.

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Make sure your viagra says "Made in the USA"... We don't want Russia meddling in our erections.

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I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life.

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A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on its way to the depot. The police are warning citizens to be on the look out for a gang of hardened criminals.

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I've started using Viagra to treat my sunburn. It doesn't do anything for the burns, but it does a good job of keeping the sheets of my legs.

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I started taking Viagra for my sunburn It doesn't cure it but it sure keeps the sheet off my legs.

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My Grandpa recently had to start using Viagra Grandma took it pretty hard

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Make sure you're viagra says Made in the USA You don't want the Russians meddling in you're erections

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Do you know what the generic name for Viagra is? Mycoxafloppin

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Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals.

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I’ve been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.

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Breaking news: An entire shipment of Viagra has been stolen The police is looking for a gang of hardened criminals

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Our whole family is really worried about my grandfather’s Viagra addiction. Grandma is taking it particularly hard.

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Viagra was banned in China by the government. They don’t want to admit they have election problems.

(Bad but OC)

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Why are old men given Viagra in the nursing home? So they don't roll out of bed

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I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs

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Why do they give men Viagra in the old folks home? To keep them from rolling out of bed.

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Viagra is a gateway drug It leads to harder things.

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Did you hear about the shipment of Viagra that was stolen? Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

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Don't give Trump viagra He'll get taller.

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Did you hear about the guy that died from Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close his coffin.

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I'm taking Viagra for my sunburn Its doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night.

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Have you heard that a viagra shipment has gone missing? The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

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Female Viagra has been around for years... It's called money.

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My Viagra addiction ..was the hardest time of my life.

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Why is Viagra like Disneyland? You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

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A Viagra shipment has been stolen The police are searching for hardened criminals.

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I overdosed on viagra I'm ok... My wife took it pretty hard though

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A shipment of Viagra was stolen this morning at the city docks Police say they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals

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Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper... I woke this morning with a huge correction.

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A shipment of Viagra has been stolen Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals

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Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history. Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.

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Did I tell you about my Viagra addiction? It was the hardest 6 months of my life.

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Viagra shipment stolen... Hardened criminals on the loose.

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I don't know why I was fired at the Viagra factory The surveillance video showed me hard at work.

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A guy walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist... "I've gotta know, does Viagra really work?"

The pharmacist replied, "it sure does. In fact, I use it myself."

"Good to know. Can you get it over the counter?"

"Well, yes, if I take two of them."

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What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride

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Why Indian Viagra is better than American Viagra While the American Viagra will make "it" stand, the Indian Viagra will make it stand and wobble its head

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An armed gang intercepted and drove away a truckload of viagra pills. Police are on the hunt for hardened criminals..

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I took a viagra earlier today. It got stuck in my throat and I’ve had a stiff neck ever since.

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What Will Happen If A Man Dies Of A Viagra Overdose? He will get buried with his casket open

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I once took too much Viagra It was the hardest day of my life

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Saw an ad for a generic version of Viagra But it will be facing some stiff competition

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Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? It keeps them from rolling out of bed!

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A team of thugs broke in to the Pfizer plant and stole all the viagra Police say to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

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Wanna know what happened to the guy who died from a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.

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Men who take both Viagra and laxatives don't know whether they'll be coming or going.

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My grandpa told me he's depressed because his health insurance won't pay for Viagra any more and he can't afford it on his own. So I bought him a bottle of Gingko memory booster pills so at least he can remember what it was like to have a boner.

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My 3 year old sister complained about my fathers viagra addiction She prefers spelling simpler words.

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Did you hear about the guy who died from a Viagra overdose? Yeah I heard they couldn't even close the casket.

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Did you know that you can buy Viagra at Walmart? It’s called Fix-A-Flat.

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My uncle died from a Viagra overdose last week... They couldn’t close his casket.

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Grandfather's been doing well in his battle against his Viagra addiction- but Grandma has some concerns. She's afraid he won't be able to keep it up.

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It was more than 4 hours Looking back, that time I was addicted to Viagra was the hardest time of my life.

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A man was addicted to pills and was told he needed help He decided to quit after one last pill, he took a viagra.

When asked why he would take a viagra as his last pill he responded:

“Old habits die hard”

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I've just learned the medical name for viagra Mycoxaflopin

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What’s the difference between a teenage guy, wet concrete, and an old man? The teenager and the wet concrete don’t need viagra to get hard.

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What’s the horniest waterfall? Viagra falls

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Someone help I tried swallowing a viagra but it’s got stuck in my throat. Have had a stiff neck all day.

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A massive conspiracy has been revealed accusing Tesla's Elon Musk of secretly buying up the world's Viagra supply The world is not ready for Elongate

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I pop a viagra every time I need to leave my apartment. You don’t expect me to call the elevator with my finger, do you???

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What do you call a box of viagra pills? An expansion pack.

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Can you imagine the headlines if Bruce Willis dies from a viagra overdose. Bruce Willis dies hard.

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Why doesn't Viagra help with depression? It just makes things harder.

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Did you hear they finally released Viagra in generic form? The next time your are at the pharmacy ask for coxbphlopin.

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Always Remember, during these hard times... Viagra won't let you down

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I should have checked.... Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Whiteout.
I woke up this morning with a huge correction!.

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My doctor prescribed me Viagra for my depression He thought it would lift me up, but it just makes everything a whole lot harder.

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I took a Viagra before mountain climbing Now I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place

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Why do you have to swallow Viagra fast? So you don't get a stiff neck

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This guy died from a viagra overdose I heard it was a hard and long death

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Blurry vision is now listed as a possible side effect when taking Viagra That possibly explains why every photo of bigfoot is blurry.

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LPT: Make sure it says "Made in the USA" on your bottle of Viagra and not "Made in Moscow". You don't want the Russians meddling in your erections.

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I found out that viagra can work both ways I put one in my shoe and it made me limp.

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A shipment of Viagra was stolen from my local Pharmacy this morning. The cops are on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

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My viagra was stolen Be on the look out for hardened criminals!

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What happens when you give Viagra to a politician? They get taller

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What did the ancient monk who just took viagra say before he died? Old habits die hard

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Thieves stole a truck full of viagra this morning... Police have asked the public to keep an eye out for *hardened criminals*.

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Shortness Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

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I had a rough upbringing and all I know is crime, my latest job was a Viagra heist at the local pharmacy. I'm a hardened criminal

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What is the absolute hardest waterfall to climb up? Viagra Falls

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My buddy just overdosed on viagra He said it was the hardest day of his life.

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I Just Gave My Computer Viagra It went from having a floppy disk to having a hard drive.

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I tried viagra the other day It was the hardest day of my life

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I just walked in to the pub and rubbed Viagra in my eyes I did it to make me look hard

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How can a man die hard? By taking too much viagra .

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I used to not know what viagra was I learned the hard way

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Dying from taking too much viagra is a hard way to go

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I once took a viagra to see what the experience would be like. Unfortunately it got stuck in my throat and my neck was stiff for hours.

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My brother died taking too much viagra It was a hard way to go

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What do you call a fatal Viagra overdose? Die Hard

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Why should you make sure your Viagra is from the United States? You don’t want Russians meddling with your erections.

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A viagra overdose Must be a hard way to go.

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My Uncle died from a viagra overdose His death has been really hard on the family.

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Last week I thought I took a fatal overdose of Viagra But don't worry, I'm okay now.

But my wife -- she took it pretty hard.

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What do you call horny waterfalls? Viagra Falls

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What do you call it when Bruce Willis gets Viagra and then has an heart attack? Die hard

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