Hilarious Confucius Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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Confucius Say It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius says... It is good to meet girl in park
but BETTER to park meat in girl

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Let's hear some Confucius Jokes I'll start

Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy.

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Wisdom from Confucius Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius Say Confucius say: Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired.

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Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent.

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confucius say man who run in front of car get tired

man who run behind car get exhausted

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Confucius say, "Good to meet girl in park... but better to park meat in girl."

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Confucius say Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired.

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Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl

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Confucius says "man who goes through turnstile sideways..." "Is going to Bangkok."

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Confucius say man who run in front of car... ...get tired.

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Confucius say.. Man who stand on toilet bowl, high on pot.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators? He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl.

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Confucius say..... Confucius say man drunk in cemetery make grave mistakes

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Confucius says, that it is good to meet girl in park... ...but it is better to park meat in girl

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Confucius say... Confucius say, man going thru airport turnstyle sideways Going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say . . . . Man who wrong on elevator, wrong on many levels.

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Confucius said, it's better... to park meat in girl than meet girl in park

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Confucius say... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say, man who walk through airport turnstile sideways... Going to Bangkok

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Confucius say to quiet the herd One must shut the flock up

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Confucius say man who run behind car... ...get exhausted.

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Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner.

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Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say, man who sits on top of toilet, is high on pot

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Confucius say... Confucius say man with beard face rough time!

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Confucius says that a man who wants a pretty nurse has to be patient

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Confucius say - To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Confucius Says Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say, Man who pull out too fast, leaves rubber behind.

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Confucius say "Man who stand on toilet..." Forgot his stool

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What's your favorite "cute" joke? I.e. jokes that may make you laugh, but make you say "Awww" even more. The punchline is not shocking or hilarious, but cute.

E.g. The Confucius saying: Marriage like poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

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Boy who fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed. *~Confucius*

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Confucius say, Athletic finger... Make broad jump.

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Confucius say: panties not best thing in world... ...but next to it.

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