Confucius Jokes

Funny Confucius Jokes
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Confucius Say It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius says... It is good to meet girl in park
but BETTER to park meat in girl

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Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy.

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Wisdom from Confucius Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius Say Confucius say: Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired.

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Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent.

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confucius say man who run in front of car get tired

man who run behind car get exhausted

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Confucius say, "Good to meet girl in park... but better to park meat in girl."

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Confucius say Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired.

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Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl

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Confucius says "man who goes through turnstile sideways..." "Is going to Bangkok."

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Confucius say man who run in front of car... ...get tired.

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Confucius say.. Man who stand on toilet bowl, high on pot.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators? He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl.

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Confucius say..... Confucius say man drunk in cemetery make grave mistakes

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Confucius says, that it is good to meet girl in park... ...but it is better to park meat in girl

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Confucius say... Confucius say, man going thru airport turnstyle sideways Going to Bangkok.

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Confucius said, it's better... to park meat in girl than meet girl in park

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Confucius say... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say, man who walk through airport turnstile sideways... Going to Bangkok

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Confucius say . . . . Man who wrong on elevator, wrong on many levels.

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Confucius say to quiet the herd One must shut the flock up

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Confucius say man who run behind car... ...get exhausted.

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Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner.

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Confucius say, man who sits on top of toilet, is high on pot

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Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say... Confucius say man with beard face rough time!

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Confucius say its good to meet girl in the park ...But its better to park meat in the girl.

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Confucius says: good to meet girl in park But better to park meat in girl

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Confucius says that a man who wants a pretty nurse has to be patient

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Confucius says. He who stands on toilet... ...is high on pot.

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Confucius say - To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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What does Confucius clean himself with? A Tao-el

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Confucius once said, "the perfect wife does 71 jobs..." Cooking, cleaning, and 69

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Confucius said there are three type of men. Those who can count and those who can't.

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