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How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant? One of them is an elephant

Funny Elephant Jokes

A joke my 4 year old came up with today... Him: "What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"

Me: "I dunno, what?"

Him (loudly): "An elephant sticking his trunk up!"

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Steve. Just because he's irrelephant doesn't mean we don't use his name.

I gave my friend an elephant for his room. He told me "thank you."
I said "don't mention it."

I gave my friend an elephant to put in his room. He said "thanks". I said "don't mention it".

If there is an elephant in the room and nobody notices is it irrelephant?

I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He said, "Thanks". I said, "Don't mention it".

What do you call an elephant who doesn't matter? An irrelephant

What's the difference between an African and an Indian Elephant One of them is an elephant

Why do you never see an elephant hiding on top of a tree? Because they're good at it.

I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said: "Thank you."
I said: "Don't mention it."

Me: How do you get an elephant into a SafeWay bag? Friend: I don't know how do you.

Me: You take the S out of safe and the f out of way.

Friend: Wait, there's no f in way.

Me: Exactly

Why do elephants paint their testicles red? So they can hide in cherry trees.

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.

Why does an elephant have four feet? Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea...

Two part joke Q. How does an elephant hide in an apple tree?
A. He paints his balls red.

Q. What's the loudest sound in Africa?
A. Giraffes eating apples.

How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries.

Never call a woman fat An elephant never forgets.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? swimming trunks! :D

How do you hide an Elephant in the jungle? Paint his balls red and hide him in the top of a cherry tree.

Whats the loudest noise in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries.

I took a job at a zoo performing elephant circumcisions The benefits aren't great, but the tips are huge.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breath through something so small?"

Why do elephants wear green shoes? So they can sneak across pool tables.

Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table?

Works, doesn't it?

What's the difference between a BMW and an elephant. Elephant has a trunk up front and a**hole in the back.

I'm getting a tattoo of an elephant on my ear... The only reason I'm doing this is so when people ask me "Why do you have a tattoo of an elephant on your ear?" I can say "Don't worry about it. It's ear elephant."

I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said "thanks!"

I said "don’t mention it."

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He thanked me. "Don't mention it."

I’ve decided to become an organ donor... That way when I die an elephant gets a new trunk.

What animal has two gray legs and two brown legs? ​

An elephant with diarrhea

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing. It just gave a little wine.

Elephant circumcision... ...The pay's rubbish but the tips are enormous.

Why was 6 upset with 7 after 7 won her a stuffed elephant at the fair? Because 711432.

How do you make an elephant float? A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree? Easy, just paint his balls red.

Now what’s the loudest noise in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs? Irrelephant.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A sternly worded letter from the ethics committee and your funding revoked.

How do you pick up an elephant with one hand? You can't, there are no elephants with one arm

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a giraffe? A visit from the ethics board an a rescind of your grant.

What would an elephant say to a naked man? How do you breath with that thing!

A zookeeper spotted a visitor throwing $10 bills into the elephant exhibit... "Why are you doing that?" asked the keeper.
"The sign says it's okay," replied the visitor.
"No, it doesn't."
"Yes, it does. It says, 'Do not feed. $10 fine.'"

whats the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? One's an elephant

A naked man walked up to an elephant The elephant goes, “How do you breathe out of that thing”

My friend bought a new house so I bought him an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks”

I said “Don’t mention it”.

What's the opposite of an elephant ear? Who cares? It's completely *earelephant*

How do you open a can of worms? I dunno, maybe ask the elephant in the room?

I called my mother an elephant when I was a child She never forgot

I got my friend an elephant for his room... He said: “Thanks.”

I said: “Don’t mention it.”

What did the elephant say to the naked guy? How do you eat with that thing?

Why was it messy when the elephant crossed the road? There were a lot of squished chickens

What did the elephant say to the naked man? It's cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? Won-ton

A pregnant elephant goes to the doctor Right away the doctor says "I want to talk about the elephant in the womb"

I have the memory of an elephant It was big and grey :|

Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: You walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you even breathe through that tiny thing?"

I attended Amy Schumer's party, but there was no talk about her. Apparently, nobody wanted to mention the elephant in the room.

How do you hide an elephant in an apple tree? Paint his balls red


How did Tarzan die?


Picking apples

My mother in law began to address the elephant in the room I asked her why she was talking to herself.

An elephant walks into a piano bar just as the pianist is playing a particularly sad song. He sits down by the pianist
and weeps.

The pianist says "I'm sorry, has
this song upset you?"

The elephants answers, "No, but I
recognise that ivory, you prick".

What did the elephant say to the naked man ? Boi you really gonna breathe through that small thing?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A hearing with the ethics committee and a revoked veterinary license. “Elephino...” you disgust me.

What do you call the offspring of a elephant and a rhino? Elephino

Why do you never see an elephant hiding in a tree? Because they're so good at it.

Elephant I bought my friend a rather large elephant for his room. He said thanks. I said don’t mention it.

What do you call an elephant that no one talks about anymore? An irrelevant elephant.

What did the Elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath through something that small?

Are we going to address the elephant in the room? Yes, but it’ll cost a fortune in shipping.

Why do elephants pain their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees.

Never seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?

See. They're good.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? That’s cute, but can you breathe out if it?

How does an elephant get down from a tree? It sits on a leaf and waits until autumn

What do get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino!

How come no one cares about Dumbo? Because he is ear elephant

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'Elliphino

(Works better if you say it)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elefino

If a rhino and a elephant had a baby, what would you name it? Helliphino

I always make jokes about everything, but I won't make a joke about fat people... ...because an elephant never forgets.

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Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?

Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?

A. 499

Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door

Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?

A. Open door, take elephant out of refrigerator, put giraffe in refrigerator, close door

Q. The lion throws a huge birthday party. All the animals but one go. Which is it and why?

A. The giraffe: he's still in the refrigerator

Q. Sally swims across an alligator infested river and doesn't get eaten. How?

A. The alligators are at the lion's birthday party

Q. Sally is found dead within the next 5 minutes: why?

A. She was hit by a brick falling from the sky

An Irishman and his son went to the zoo...

A sign says, “Feed the elephant a bun to get your age”

The little boy gives the elephant a bun and it stomps it’s foot 6 times.

“Wow” says the boy, “That’s right I am 6, you have a go dad!”

The Irish chap gives the elephant a bun...

A moment later the elephant farts and stomps twice...

“Bajaysus that’s right” said the father, “I am farty two!”

There are 500 bricks on a plane...

- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?

499

- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge

- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge

- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?

Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.

- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?

The alligators are all at the birthday party.

- Sally dies anyways. Why?

She got hit in the head by a flying brick

Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?

A. 499

Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door

Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?

A. Open door, take elephant out of refrigerator, put giraffe in refrigerator, close door

Q. The lion throws a huge birthday party. All the animals but one go. Which is it and why?

A. The giraffe: he's still in the refrigerator

Q. Sally swims across an alligator infested river and doesn't get eaten. How?

A. The alligators are at the lion's birthday party

Q. Sally is found dead within the next 5 minutes: why?

A. She was hit by a brick falling from the sky

A frog walks into a bank

A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the teller. He sees the tellers name tag read Paddy Black and says

"I'd like to take out a loan, Mrs. Black"

"Certainly," says the teller, "how much would that be for?"

"One million dollars." replies the frog. "Don't worry, it's ok, I know the manager."

The teller is understandably taken aback by this, and asks if the frog has any collateral to cover this.

"As a matter of fact, I do!" says the frog, and he reaches into his pocket and hands over a tiny ceramic elephant.

"What?!" says the teller, "This is garbage! I can't take this!"

"Well, take it up with my father then!" The frog retorts.

"Oh yeah, and who might that be?" The teller is quickly getting more and more annoyed at the frog.

"Why, it's Keith Richards!" The frog is waiting impatiently, tapping his toe on the ground. "Now, can I have that loan or not?"

"Wait right here" the teller says, as she storms into the back room, looking for her manager.

"There's a frog out there who claims to know you, and wants a million dollar loan. He claims his father his Keith Richards! He even gave me this as collateral," she says, holding up the elephant. "I mean, what even is this?"

The manager takes a look at the elephant and replies "It's a knick knack, Paddy Black, give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone!"

There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off how many are left?

499.

What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, put an elephant in, close fridge.

What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge?

Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?

The giraffe because he's stuck in the
fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely, how?

The alligators are all at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyways. Why?

She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

When I get a few beers in me I tell a lot of these jokes very fast without pausing for laughter or criticism

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? The color

What did Jane say to Tarzan when the elephants were coming? The elephants are coming

What did Tarzan say to Jane when the Elephants were coming? The Plums are coming (He was color blind)

How do you kill a Blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a purple elephant? no, that's a plum

How do you kill a red elephant? Hold it's Trunk until it turns blue and shoot it with the blue elephant gun.

How many elephants can you fit into a nissan sentra? 5, 2 in the front three in the back.

How can you tell there's an elephant in the fridge? His footprints are in the peanut butter

How can you tell when there are two elephants in your fridge? they giggle when the light goes off

How can you tell when there are three elephants in your fridge? you can't close the door so easily.

How can you tell when there are four elephants in your fridge? I don't know

How can you tell when there are five elephants in your fridge? There's an empty nissan sentra parked outside.

Why do elephants wear springs on their feet? So they can jump in the trees and rape the monkeys.

What's the most terrifying noise a monkey can hear? Boing Boing..

... I sadly have way more of these.

Edit 1: no changes. Just wanted to thank everyone here for having the same weird sense of humor that made my family get me tested for learning disabilities.

There's 500 bricks in a plane. How many are there if you throw one out?

"499"

There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge.

There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they?
Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge.

The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that?
The deer is in the fridge.

A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it?
She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party.

She dies anyways. Why?
She gets hit in the head with a brick.

A frog walks into a bank for a loan...

A frog walks into a bank for a loan and is greeted by the teller.

“Well goodness me! In all 30 years of working here I’ve never once seen a frog come in! How can I help you today?”

“Well ma’am, I’ve come in for a loan.”

“I see. I can definitely help you begin the process for that. Do you mind if I ask what exactly would a frog need a loan for, however?”

“Well, it’s not really any of your business ma’am, but it’s for *this*,” the frog says as he hands her a picture of a small, toy elephant.

“Huh, how peculiar. I’m not sure if we can approve a loan for something like that. Let me speak with my manager quickly and I’ll be right back with you. Can I have your name, please?”

“Kermit, ma’am.”

“Ah! Kermit! Like Kermit the Frog!”

“No ma’am. Kermit Jagger. My mother was a frog and my father was Mc Jagger.”

“I see. Well then, just hang tight and I’ll be right back.”

“Ma’am wait! I didn’t get your name!”

“Patty Whack,” the teller responds as she heads into the back office.

Patty walks into the office and begins recalling the series of events that just happened to her manager.

“You see, sir, it’s a frog who says he’s the son of Mc Jagger. We’ve never done business with a frog before. And to top it all off, he wants a loan for *this*,” she says as she shows the picture of the small, toy elephant to her manager. “What even is this... thing?”

Her boss responds, “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his father is a Rolling Stone.”

The curse of the coffin

Three men, Gary, Dan, and Job, grew up together as best friends. They dreamed of one day becoming rich and would do anything to attain wealth. One day, as they were sitting in the local bar, they overheard another group of men discussing the long lost buried treasure of Captain Sleazybeard. The three friends agree that this is their chance to make it big and decide to go together to find this treasure.

After searching for months deep in the jungle, they come across a cave that they are certain contains the treasure. There are many traps within the cave: poisoned arrows, moats of crocodiles, pits of fire, and rolling boulders, but the three friends are determined to get their wealth. Finally, they reach the deepest part of the cave and it is *filled* with treasure: gold, diamonds, rubies, and more! In the center of the cave is a large sepulchre with the words of a strange language written across it and depictions of death and suffering all along its sides. The three friends paid it no heed and proceeded to fill their pockets and backpacks with treasure. Suddenly the door of the sepulchre burst open and a black, decrepit coffin *floated* out. From out of the coffin arose a rotting hand holding a large ceremonial dagger. The coffin slowly came towards Gary, Dan, and Job, the hand stabbing at the air as it went. The men let out a shriek, grabbed their bags full of treasure, and ran from the cave.

Years passed and the three men had enjoyed their newfound wealth, each buying his own luxurious mansion, servants, cars, and whatever they desired. One day, as Gary was staring out of his mansion window, he noticed something on the horizon. It was that coffin with the dreadful hand still stabbing at air, and it was slowly floating toward his home. Gary shouted for the butlers to bar the doors and Gary grabbed his prized elephant gun. The doors didn't stop the coffin though, it plodded right through. Gary shot frantically, but the bullets didn't affect the coffin at all. The coffin stabbed Gary, and the life faded quickly from his eyes.

Dan heard about Gary's death and feared for his own life, so he hired many trained mercenaries as guards to protect him. Soon enough, Dan saw the coffin coming for his luxurious mansion and sounded the alarm. The guards locked all of the doors and opened fire on the coffin, but it didn't stop! Grenades, machine guns, RPGs, none of it could stop the coffin. The guards, seeing the vanity of their efforts, fled in terror. Dan begged and begged for the coffin to stop, but it kept coming. The coffin stabbed Dan right in the heart, and the man fell to the ground lifeless, the white marble floor of his manor now marred by streaks of crimson.

Job, of course, heard of the deaths of his two friends and feared the coffin. He built a large wall of iron around his house, he hired guards, planted landmines, and set traps (he had the money to do so, afterall). When the coffin came, none of it helped. The coffin plowed through the wall, floated over the landmines, was unaffected by the traps, and overpowered the guards. The coffin busted down Job's mansion doors and began making it's way toward him. Job, desperate, began throwing anything he could grab at the coffin: dining room chairs, knives, forks, and even his pet cat (poor Mr. Whiskers!), but the coffin didn't stop. Job fled to his bathroom, hoping the coffin couldn't find him there, but he soon heard the swish of air from the swinging of the coffin's dagger. Before Job could attempt to flee again, the door came crashing down. In one final attempt to save his life, Job opened the bathroom medicine cabinet and threw a package of Halls extra strength lozenges, and the coffin stopped.

A frog goes to a bank.

A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?''

The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''

''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''

The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?''

The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.''

''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?''

''Yeah, he's my dad.''

''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?''

The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''

The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''

''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''

The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''

The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''

A long series of jokes

503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

_502._

How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

_Open door, put elephant in, close door._

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

_Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door._

The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?

_The giraffe. He's in a fridge._

Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

_The gators are at the party._

Sally dies anyway. Why?

_She got hit in the head by a flying brick._

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**EDIT:** Dang, over 300 points? That's pretty surprising!

A string of jokes I heard a while ago

How do you get four elephants in a mini cooper?

Two in the front, two in the back.


How do you get four giraffes in a mini cooper?

You can't because of all the elephants.


How do you get two whales in a mini cooper?

Same way you get to Wales in any other car, down the M4, over the Severn Bridge.


How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter.


How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?

You can hear them giggle when the lights go out.


How can you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?

You can't *quite* get the door closed.


How can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?

There's a mini cooper parked outside.

A zookeeper spotted a visitor throwing $10 bills into the elephant exhibit…

“Why are you doing that?” asked the keeper.
“The sign says it’s okay,” replied the visitor.
“No, it doesn’t.”
“Yes, it does. It says, ‘Do not feed. $10 fine.’”

A man is on a photo safari in Africa.

He finds an elephant in distress, lying in the bushes. Upon inspection, he finds that the elephant has a large, sharp rock embedded in the bottom of its foot. He carefully pulls the rock free, and the elephant gets up and saunters away.

Almost a decade later he is back in his home town when a circus is visiting and they put on a parade. The man is watching all of the animals go past, when he notices, and makes eye contact with a large African elephant. The elephant immediately turns toward the man, picks him up in its trunk, slams him on the pavement and then stomps the life out of him.

Different elephant.

Bricks

Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?
A: Open door, put elephant in, close door.
Q: What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge?
A: Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it, and why?
A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a fridge.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There's no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators are all at a birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyways. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Well, a father and son from Germany went to a zoo in Australia

So upon arrival the little son pointed at the first animal he saw. Staring at a kangaroo he asked: "Daddy what is this animal called?"

"Well, my son, this animal lives especially in Australia and it's called a dangerou." answered dad.

The son looked around and saw a lion standing on a hill. His eyes began to shine and he yelled: "Wow dad! What kind of animal is that?!"

The father said: "This is the king of the jungle and it's called a dangerou."

Suddenly they heard the sound of an elephant nearby. They went a little closer and the son said: "Daddy we don't have these big animals back in Germany, right? What is it called?"

Father replied: "Correct, son, this animal is one of the biggest animals in the world and it's called a dangerou."

The little boy frowned and asked: "But dad, weren't the other animals also called dangerou?"

"Correct again!" father said. "You still have a lot to learn little boy, but once you understand the English language, you can read the signs saying 'all animals are dangerous'."

A frog goes into a bank

He hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?''
The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''
''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''
The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?''
The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.''
''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?''
''Yeah, he's my dad.''
''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?''
The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''
The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''
''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''
The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''




The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''

A wealthy British gentleman, Reginald Harper, took a trip to India...

During the summer of 1967. One day while on an adventure he found an elephant in obvious pain, pawing at the ground. On the bottom of his foot, there was a large cut. Reginald took off his shirt and bandaged the elephant. The beast then dropped onto its knees, and lifted him with its trunk for him to climb on for a ride. For the rest of his vacation they were inseparable, and went on long rides daily.

Eventually Harper returned to his country, with the wonderful memories of that elephant.

7 years later, he moved to America, San Diego to be exact. One day, while exploring his new city, he went to the famous San Diego zoo. As if by fate, he felt drawn towards the elephants. Lo and behold, as he approached the mighty bars of their enclosure, one tired old elephant started pawing at the ground and then dropped onto its knees. Tears ran down Harper's face as he ran forward and squeezed through the bars, once again reunited. The elephant gracefully scooped him up with its trunk, and proceeded to brutally smash him to death on the bars of the cage.

Turns out it was a different elephant.

Elephants never forget

One day in 1981, a man by the name of Joseph Weston was hiking in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College.

As he was hiking, he noticed an elephant in the distance that had its foot hovering in the air. Not wanting to startle the creature, Joseph slowly made his way toward the elephant. When he got close to the elephant, he noticed a large splinter of wood sticking out from the elephant's foot. Acting carefully, Joseph removed the splinter with his knife. After successfully removing it, the elephant looked at him and stomped its foot several times. Joseph stayed still, with the fear of imminent death. After stomping its foot, the elephant trumpeted loudly and walked away. Joe never forgot that day.

Thirty years later, Joseph was with his family at the Tulsa Zoo when an elephant walked up to Joseph's side of the enclosure and stomped its foot several times. Remembering the incident from thirty years ago, Joseph couldn't help but wonder if this was the same elephant.

Mustering all the courage he had, Joseph climbed over the fence and into the enclosure. He walked up to the elephant and held its gaze for several minutes before the elephant trumpeted. The elephant then wrapped its trunk around Joseph, picked him up, and then slammed him against the fence, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

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