My Wife wore a "Vaccines cause autism" shirt
She was insulted, punched and spit on
Not to imagine what would have happened if she left the house!
Do you know why more vaccinated than unvaccinated children have autism? Because you have to be alive to be autistic
Vaccinated children have a higher chance of getting autism. After all, you have to be alive to get autism.
"Mom, why didn't you vaccinate me?"
"I didn't want you to get autism, honey."
"Thanks mom. I could have not survived having autism and polio at the same time."
Why are vaccinated kids more likely to have autism? Because the ones that aren't vaccinated are dead.
People give anti-vaxxers a hard time, but they gave us one important thing... A control group for our studies confirming that vaccines do not cause autism.
I installed anti-virus on my PC Now the damned thing has autism.
Vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism Because they're still alive.
What do you call a stick with autism? Autistic
Vaccinated kids are much more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are dead.
Unvaccinated children DO have a lower rate of autism. Because they're dead.
Did you hear some people are saying listening to Queen causes autism? Apparently it's because of the unusually high Mercury content.
Anti vaccinated kids show no sign of autism Because autism isn’t detected until age 3
Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
Why is autism less frequently diagnosed in non vaccinated kids? You gotta be alive to have autism.
Unvaccinated children are less likely to have autism Because they’re more likely to be dead
If I had a vaccine for every bullshit news article that's been spread about by stay at home moms on Facebook I would have autism.
So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism.
So I reply "Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"
~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~
My blonde wife is staunchly opposed to my kids having a vacation. She’s convinced they cause autism.
Many top scientists are on the autism spectrum.. And that means that autism causes vaccines.
You know kids that get vaccinated are more likely to have autism It’s because there still alive
I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children. They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!
You know, I heard listening to Queen has been scientifically proven to give people autism. Apparently because of the unusually high Mercury content.
A new study came out today showing that kids who are NOT vaccinated are actually more likely to have autism. Turns out autism is hereditary.
I was just told I've been diagnosed with autism I'm not sure how to react to that
All of the parents who claim that vaccines cause autism have nothing to be afraid of. You can't get autism twice.
What do you call a puppy with autism? aww-tistic
I vaccinated my brother a year ago, but it didn’t work... Still doesn’t have autism.
It’s proven that vaccinated kids are more likely to get autism Because the ones that are unvaccinated are dead.
You know about that rumor, that vaccines cause autism? I predict it'll die off in around three years or so.
Why were the anti-vaxxing parents crying? They found out autism is genetic
It has been proven that anti vaxers have a lower chance of autism Unfortunately the main side effect is death
My doctor just diagnosed me with autism I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Did you know that it’s been proven vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are dead
What’s worse than a child with autism?
A parent who’d prefer a dead child over an autistic one.
Not getting vaccinated can help you not get autism Because you don’t show signs till 12-18 months of age
There was a 6th grader who transferred to my school and had green legs and autism. He was put into a special knees class.
There's a high proportion of people with ASD in scientific fields. Autism causes vaccines.
I tried to create an account on a website with my username being a boy that has autism from my favorite childhood TV show. It stopped me and said "No special characters allowed in username."
It's proven that vaccined kids are more likely to have autism than the non-vaccinated ones. A dead person can't have autism.
It’s been proven that kids who are vaccinated are more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are already dead
A new study shows anti vaxed kids never get autism. They die before signs could show.
What’s the most ironic organization name in the country? Autism *Speaks*
They were right the whole time. It turns out that un-vaccinated children actually are less likely to develop autism Because they're more likely to be dead.
I would talk about Keemstar but I don't think autism jokes are politically correct anymore