"Mom, why didn't you vaccinate me?"
"I didn't want you to get autism, honey."
"Thanks mom. I could have not survived having autism and polio at the same time."
Vaccinated kids are much more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are dead.
Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
Why is autism less frequently diagnosed in non vaccinated kids? You gotta be alive to have autism.
You know kids that get vaccinated are more likely to have autism It’s because there still alive
A new study came out today showing that kids who are NOT vaccinated are actually more likely to have autism. Turns out autism is hereditary.
All of the parents who claim that vaccines cause autism have nothing to be afraid of. You can't get autism twice.
It’s proven that vaccinated kids are more likely to get autism Because the ones that are unvaccinated are dead.
It has been proven that anti vaxers have a lower chance of autism Unfortunately the main side effect is death
Concerning Michael Flynn The real question on republicans minds right now: what happens to the validity of Flynn's testimony when he gets autism after receiving immunity?
Did you know that it’s been proven vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are dead
I was on a date with this girl yesterday who said to me "Your like the strong silent type, I like that" Little does she know I have autism
Not getting vaccinated can help you not get autism Because you don’t show signs till 12-18 months of age
Why do unvaccinated children not have autism Because they don’t live long enough to get tested
I Told my friends vaccines cause autism before they were going to vaccinate, and they proved me right!! They don't talk to me anymore.
Recent research has hinted that autism and the autism spectrum may actually be the next evolution in human development. However, I find it hard to believe it is the next evolution if the subjects are unable to get laid.
My doctor just said I have autism :( Luckily he said it was low functioning so I should be fine :)
There was this huge autism conference for physiologists. Sadly it fell through due to communication problems.
Why don't redditors use emojis often? Those on the autism spectrum have difficulty recognising facial expressions and the emotions behind them.
I tried to create an account on a website with my username being a boy that has autism from my favorite childhood TV show. It stopped me and said "No special characters allowed in username."
It’s been proven that kids who are vaccinated are more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are already dead
It's proven that vaccined kids are more likely to have autism than the non-vaccinated ones. A dead person can't have autism.