Autism Jokes


Funniest Autism Jokes

Funny Autism Jokes

"Mom, why didn't you vaccinate me?" "I didn't want you to get autism, honey."

"Thanks mom. I could have not survived having autism and polio at the same time."

Vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism Because they're still alive.

Vaccinated kids are much more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are dead.

Anti vaccinated kids show no sign of autism Because autism isn’t detected until age 3

Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.

Why is autism less frequently diagnosed in non vaccinated kids? You gotta be alive to have autism.

Unvaccinated children are less likely to have autism Because they’re more likely to be dead

Many top scientists are on the autism spectrum.. And that means that autism causes vaccines.

You know kids that get vaccinated are more likely to have autism It’s because there still alive

I was just told I've been diagnosed with autism I'm not sure how to react to that

A new study came out today showing that kids who are NOT vaccinated are actually more likely to have autism. Turns out autism is hereditary.

All of the parents who claim that vaccines cause autism have nothing to be afraid of. You can't get autism twice.

It’s proven that vaccinated kids are more likely to get autism Because the ones that are unvaccinated are dead.

Why do Anti-Vaxxers drink Coke and Pepsi? Because they think Dr, Pepper causes autism

It has been proven that anti vaxers have a lower chance of autism Unfortunately the main side effect is death

Concerning Michael Flynn The real question on republicans minds right now: what happens to the validity of Flynn's testimony when he gets autism after receiving immunity?

Why were the anti-vaxxing parents crying? They found out autism is genetic

How do you blow an anti vaxxers mind? Invent the cure for autism

Did you know that it’s been proven vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are dead

I met a girl who told me that she is an autism specialist. Turns out she works at Gamestop.

My doctor just diagnosed me with autism I don't know whether to laugh or cry

I was on a date with this girl yesterday who said to me "Your like the strong silent type, I like that" Little does she know I have autism

There's a high proportion of people with ASD in scientific fields. Autism causes vaccines.

I need to stop making autism jokes But the repetition is just too soothing

Contridiction Autism Speaks

I really hate anti-vaxxers They must all have autism after being vaccinated

I tried donating to Autism Speaks Apparently they only take money

Not getting vaccinated can help you not get autism Because you don’t show signs till 12-18 months of age

Why do unvaccinated children not have autism Because they don’t live long enough to get tested

I Told my friends vaccines cause autism before they were going to vaccinate, and they proved me right!! They don't talk to me anymore.

Recent research has hinted that autism and the autism spectrum may actually be the next evolution in human development. However, I find it hard to believe it is the next evolution if the subjects are unable to get laid.

My doctor just said I have autism :( Luckily he said it was low functioning so I should be fine :)

Vaccines cause autism ...because you can’t get autism if you’re dead

There was this huge autism conference for physiologists. Sadly it fell through due to communication problems.

Why don't redditors use emojis often? Those on the autism spectrum have difficulty recognising facial expressions and the emotions behind them.

I tried to create an account on a website with my username being a boy that has autism from my favorite childhood TV show. It stopped me and said "No special characters allowed in username."

It’s been proven that kids who are vaccinated are more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are already dead

It's proven that vaccined kids are more likely to have autism than the non-vaccinated ones. A dead person can't have autism.

April is autism awareness month Anyone here aware they have autism

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What’s the most ironic organization name in the country? Autism *Speaks*

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The vaccine conspiracy

Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him:

"Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?"

"No, autism is a condition that develops during pregnancy"

After getting well, she met her friends and told them about her experience:

"Girls, I have awful news: the conspiracy goes way higher than we've thought"

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