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"Mom, why didn't you vaccinate me?" "I didn't want you to get autism, honey."

"Thanks mom. I could have not survived having autism and polio at the same time."

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Vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism Because they're still alive.

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Vaccinated kids are much more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are dead.

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did you know that more vaccinated people have autism then unvaccinated? because the unvaccinated are dead.

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Anti vaccinated kids show no sign of autism Because autism isn’t detected until age 3

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Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day? Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.

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Why is autism less frequently diagnosed in non vaccinated kids? You gotta be alive to have autism.

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Unvaccinated children are less likely to have autism Because they’re more likely to be dead

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Many top scientists are on the autism spectrum.. And that means that autism causes vaccines.

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You know kids that get vaccinated are more likely to have autism It’s because there still alive

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I was just told I've been diagnosed with autism I'm not sure how to react to that

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A new study came out today showing that kids who are NOT vaccinated are actually more likely to have autism. Turns out autism is hereditary.

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All of the parents who claim that vaccines cause autism have nothing to be afraid of. You can't get autism twice.

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It’s proven that vaccinated kids are more likely to get autism Because the ones that are unvaccinated are dead.

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Why do Anti-Vaxxers drink Coke and Pepsi? Because they think Dr, Pepper causes autism

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It has been proven that anti vaxers have a lower chance of autism Unfortunately the main side effect is death

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Concerning Michael Flynn The real question on republicans minds right now: what happens to the validity of Flynn's testimony when he gets autism after receiving immunity?

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Why were the anti-vaxxing parents crying? They found out autism is genetic

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How do you blow an anti vaxxers mind? Invent the cure for autism

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Did you know that it’s been proven vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are dead

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I met a girl who told me that she is an autism specialist. Turns out she works at Gamestop.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with autism I don't know whether to laugh or cry

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I was on a date with this girl yesterday who said to me "Your like the strong silent type, I like that" Little does she know I have autism

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There's a high proportion of people with ASD in scientific fields. Autism causes vaccines.

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I need to stop making autism jokes But the repetition is just too soothing

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Contridiction Autism Speaks

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I really hate anti-vaxxers They must all have autism after being vaccinated

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I tried donating to Autism Speaks Apparently they only take money

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Not getting vaccinated can help you not get autism Because you don’t show signs till 12-18 months of age

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Why do unvaccinated children not have autism Because they don’t live long enough to get tested

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I Told my friends vaccines cause autism before they were going to vaccinate, and they proved me right!! They don't talk to me anymore.

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Recent research has hinted that autism and the autism spectrum may actually be the next evolution in human development. However, I find it hard to believe it is the next evolution if the subjects are unable to get laid.

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My doctor just said I have autism :( Luckily he said it was low functioning so I should be fine :)

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Vaccines cause autism ...because you can’t get autism if you’re dead

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There was this huge autism conference for physiologists. Sadly it fell through due to communication problems.

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Why don't redditors use emojis often? Those on the autism spectrum have difficulty recognising facial expressions and the emotions behind them.

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I tried to create an account on a website with my username being a boy that has autism from my favorite childhood TV show. It stopped me and said "No special characters allowed in username."

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It’s been proven that kids who are vaccinated are more likely to have autism Because the ones that aren’t vaccinated are already dead

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It's proven that vaccined kids are more likely to have autism than the non-vaccinated ones. A dead person can't have autism.

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April is autism awareness month Anyone here aware they have autism

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What’s the most ironic organization name in the country? Autism *Speaks*

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