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Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11. We would have IX/XI instead
Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11.
It would be IX/XI.
edit: Wow, I came back and this really blew up!
Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist. It would be IX/XI instead.
9/11 was a national tragedy. So is 11/9.
Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?
They can go through 94 stories in seconds!
Edit: Please don't hurt me.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You don't milk a cow for 10 years
Proof that 9/11 wasn't a government plot: It worked.
If it wasn't for Muslims, we wouldn't have had 9/11... It would have been IX/XI.
why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away.
People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...
9/11 jokes are terrible. The other 2/11, however, are hilarious.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a professional gardener? One is an outside job
My girlfriend dumped me on 9/11.
That's one way of making sure I'll never forget.
^^^This ^^^isn't ^^^a ^^^joke, ^^^I'm ^^^actually ^^^broken ^^^inside.
What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job.
9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!
9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. The other two are, though.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!
Without the Arabs, we wouldn't have 9/11 We would have IX/XI instead
How do we know 9/11 wasn't a government plot? Because it worked.
If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.
Without the Arabs, we would have never had 9/11. We would have had IX/XI.
what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you can't milk a cow for 14 years
I want to start an interior design company, I'm going to call it 9/11 because it's an inside job.
I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are.
My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words
Allahu Akbar.
[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
Today is the rest of the world's 9/11 No, seriously, look up the calendar.
Why are 9/11 victims great readers? They can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds
What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned.
Why are 9/11 survivors the best storytellers? Because they went through 150 stories in 3 seconds
Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
A sitcom about a 9/11 hijacker was in the works for Comedy Central But it never made it past the pilot episode
Why was 9/11 one of the worst episodes in American History? It was the pilot
The secretary of defense is telling the president a joke
Secretary: Knock Knock
President: Who’s there?
Secretary: 9/11
President: 9/11 who?
Secretary: You said you would never forget
Sorry if it’s a repost. I haven’t seen it on here yet.
A 9/11 widow, a black slave, a jew who survived Auschwitz and a clairvoyant walk in to the Challenger Spacecraft "I don't like where this joke is going" says the clairvoyant
Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9
Only appropriate 9/11 joke I know
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“9/11”
“9/11 who?”
“YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!!!!”
People shouldn't joke about 9/11 it's a sensitive subject to people who lost their loved ones including me, i lost my uncle... He was the best pilot Saudi Arabia ever had.