9/11 Jokes


Funniest 9/11 Jokes

Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11. We would have IX/XI instead

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Funny 9/11 Jokes
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Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11. It would be IX/XI.

edit: Wow, I came back and this really blew up!

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Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist. It would be IX/XI instead.

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9/11 was a national tragedy. So is 11/9.

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Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!

Edit: Please don't hurt me.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You don't milk a cow for 10 years

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Proof that 9/11 wasn't a government plot: It worked.

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If it wasn't for Muslims, we wouldn't have had 9/11... It would have been IX/XI.

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why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away.

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People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...

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9/11 jokes are terrible. The other 2/11, however, are hilarious.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a professional gardener? One is an outside job

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My girlfriend dumped me on 9/11. That's one way of making sure I'll never forget.

^^^This ^^^isn't ^^^a ^^^joke, ^^^I'm ^^^actually ^^^broken ^^^inside.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job.

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9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!

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9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you.

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9/11 jokes aren't funny. The other two are, though.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!

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Without the Arabs, we wouldn't have 9/11 We would have IX/XI instead

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How do we know 9/11 wasn't a government plot? Because it worked.

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If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.

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Without the Arabs, we would have never had 9/11. We would have had IX/XI.

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No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date

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what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you can't milk a cow for 14 years

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I want to start an interior design company, I'm going to call it 9/11 because it's an inside job.

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I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are.

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My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar.

[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]

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Today is the rest of the world's 9/11 No, seriously, look up the calendar.

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Why are 9/11 victims great readers? They can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds

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What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned.

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9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!

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Why are 9/11 survivors the best storytellers? Because they went through 150 stories in 3 seconds

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Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"

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Why was 9/11 one of the worst episodes in American History? It was the pilot

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They made a TV series about 9/11 But it didn't get past the pilot

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On 9/11, one of the worst things in American history occured... Condolences from the UK on Trump winning the election.

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The secretary of defense is telling the president a joke Secretary: Knock Knock

President: Who’s there?

Secretary: 9/11

President: 9/11 who?

Secretary: You said you would never forget

Sorry if it’s a repost. I haven’t seen it on here yet.

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Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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New 9/11 Jokes

6 was afraid of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD? they were stuck in the middle of 9/11

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Why is the polices number 911? Because 9/11 was the perfect number for them

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I wanted to tell a 9/11 joke but they said it was too soon. The funny part is a lot of the victims probably said the same thing.

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I dont make jokes about 9/11 They all tend to crash and burn

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People shouldn't joke about 9/11 it's a sensitive subject to people who lost their loved ones including me, i lost my uncle... He was the best pilot Saudi Arabia ever had.

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As a European I will never understand the big deal about “9/11”. I mean what exactly happened on the 9th of November that was so memorable?

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Who is Aladdin’s trashy brother? Bin-laddin Bet you haven’t not laughed that hard since 9/11.

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I hate when people creat humor from 9/11 My father died on that day. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

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I was recently flying with Alquaida Air Good service , 9/11

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Only appropriate 9/11 joke I know “Knock knock”

“Who’s there?”


“9/11 who?”


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9/11 jokes are so unfunny Its plane and simple

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Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9

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Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president

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A 9/11 widow, a black slave, a jew who survived Auschwitz and a clairvoyant walk in to the Challenger Spacecraft "I don't like where this joke is going" says the clairvoyant

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What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? Bush didn't do a cow.

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I always use 09/11 as my pass code... ... so I'll "never forget."

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I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!

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