9/11 Jokes

Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11. We would have IX/XI instead

Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11. It would be IX/XI.

edit: Wow, I came back and this really blew up!

Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist. It would be IX/XI instead.

9/11 was a national tragedy. So is 11/9.

Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!

Edit: Please don't hurt me.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You don't milk a cow for 10 years

Proof that 9/11 wasn't a government plot: It worked.

If it wasn't for Muslims, we wouldn't have had 9/11... It would have been IX/XI.

why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away.

People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...

9/11 jokes are terrible. The other 2/11, however, are hilarious.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a professional gardener? One is an outside job

My girlfriend dumped me on 9/11. That's one way of making sure I'll never forget.

^^^This ^^^isn't ^^^a ^^^joke, ^^^I'm ^^^actually ^^^broken ^^^inside.

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job.

9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!

9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. The other two are, though.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!

Without the Arabs, we wouldn't have 9/11 We would have IX/XI instead

How do we know 9/11 wasn't a government plot? Because it worked.

If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.

Without the Arabs, we would have never had 9/11. We would have had IX/XI.

No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date

what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you can't milk a cow for 14 years

I want to start an interior design company, I'm going to call it 9/11 because it's an inside job.

I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are.

My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar.

[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]

Today is the rest of the world's 9/11 No, seriously, look up the calendar.

Why are 9/11 victims great readers? They can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned.

Why are 9/11 survivors the best storytellers? Because they went through 150 stories in 3 seconds

Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"

Why was 9/11 one of the worst episodes in American History? It was the pilot

The secretary of defense is telling the president a joke Secretary: Knock Knock

President: Who’s there?

Secretary: 9/11

President: 9/11 who?

Secretary: You said you would never forget

Sorry if it’s a repost. I haven’t seen it on here yet.

On 9/11, one of the worst things in American history occured... Condolences from the UK on Trump winning the election.

Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9

Only appropriate 9/11 joke I know “Knock knock”

“Who’s there?”

“9/11”

“9/11 who?”

“YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!!!!”

People shouldn't joke about 9/11 it's a sensitive subject to people who lost their loved ones including me, i lost my uncle... He was the best pilot Saudi Arabia ever had.