Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11. We would have IX/XI instead
Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11.
It would be IX/XI.
edit: Wow, I came back and this really blew up!
Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist. It would be IX/XI instead.
9/11 was a national tragedy. So is 11/9.
Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?
They can go through 94 stories in seconds!
Edit: Please don't hurt me.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You don't milk a cow for 10 years
Proof that 9/11 wasn't a government plot: It worked.
If it wasn't for Muslims, we wouldn't have had 9/11... It would have been IX/XI.
why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away.
People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...
9/11 jokes are terrible. The other 2/11, however, are hilarious.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a professional gardener? One is an outside job
My girlfriend dumped me on 9/11.
That's one way of making sure I'll never forget.
^^^This ^^^isn't ^^^a ^^^joke, ^^^I'm ^^^actually ^^^broken ^^^inside.
What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job.
9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!
9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. The other two are, though.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!
Without the Arabs, we wouldn't have 9/11 We would have IX/XI instead
How do we know 9/11 wasn't a government plot? Because it worked.
If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.
Without the Arabs, we would have never had 9/11. We would have had IX/XI.
No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date
what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you can't milk a cow for 14 years
I want to start an interior design company, I'm going to call it 9/11 because it's an inside job.
I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are.
My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words
[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
Today is the rest of the world's 9/11 No, seriously, look up the calendar.
Why are 9/11 victims great readers? They can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds
What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned.
9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!
Why are 9/11 survivors the best storytellers? Because they went through 150 stories in 3 seconds
Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
Why was 9/11 one of the worst episodes in American History? It was the pilot
They made a TV series about 9/11 But it didn't get past the pilot
On 9/11, one of the worst things in American history occured... Condolences from the UK on Trump winning the election.
The secretary of defense is telling the president a joke
Secretary: Knock Knock
President: Who’s there?
President: 9/11 who?
Secretary: You said you would never forget
Sorry if it’s a repost. I haven’t seen it on here yet.
Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."
6 was afraid of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD? they were stuck in the middle of 9/11
Why is the polices number 911? Because 9/11 was the perfect number for them
I wanted to tell a 9/11 joke but they said it was too soon. The funny part is a lot of the victims probably said the same thing.
I dont make jokes about 9/11 They all tend to crash and burn
People shouldn't joke about 9/11 it's a sensitive subject to people who lost their loved ones including me, i lost my uncle... He was the best pilot Saudi Arabia ever had.
As a European I will never understand the big deal about “9/11”. I mean what exactly happened on the 9th of November that was so memorable?
Who is Aladdin’s trashy brother? Bin-laddin Bet you haven’t not laughed that hard since 9/11.
I hate when people creat humor from 9/11 My father died on that day. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I was recently flying with Alquaida Air Good service , 9/11
Only appropriate 9/11 joke I know
“YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!!!!”
9/11 jokes are so unfunny Its plane and simple
Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9
Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president
A 9/11 widow, a black slave, a jew who survived Auschwitz and a clairvoyant walk in to the Challenger Spacecraft "I don't like where this joke is going" says the clairvoyant
What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? Bush didn't do a cow.
I always use 09/11 as my pass code... ... so I'll "never forget."
I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!