Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11. We would have IX/XI instead
Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11.
It would be IX/XI.
edit: Wow, I came back and this really blew up!
Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist. It would be IX/XI instead.
9/11 was a national tragedy. So is 11/9.
Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?
They can go through 94 stories in seconds!
Edit: Please don't hurt me.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You don't milk a cow for 10 years
Proof that 9/11 wasn't a government plot: It worked.
If it wasn't for Muslims, we wouldn't have had 9/11... It would have been IX/XI.
why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away.
People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...
9/11 jokes are terrible. The other 2/11, however, are hilarious.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a professional gardener? One is an outside job
My girlfriend dumped me on 9/11.
That's one way of making sure I'll never forget.
^^^This ^^^isn't ^^^a ^^^joke, ^^^I'm ^^^actually ^^^broken ^^^inside.
What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job.
9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!
9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. The other two are, though.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!
Without the Arabs, we wouldn't have 9/11 We would have IX/XI instead
How do we know 9/11 wasn't a government plot? Because it worked.
If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.
Without the Arabs, we would have never had 9/11. We would have had IX/XI.
No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date
what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you can't milk a cow for 14 years
I want to start an interior design company, I'm going to call it 9/11 because it's an inside job.
I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are.
My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words
[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
Today is the rest of the world's 9/11 No, seriously, look up the calendar.
Why are 9/11 victims great readers? They can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds
What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned.
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? ...you can't milk a cow for a decade straight.
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? People don't milk cows for twelve years
Why are 9/11 survivors the best storytellers? Because they went through 150 stories in 3 seconds
Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
A sitcom about a 9/11 hijacker was in the works for Comedy Central But it never made it past the pilot episode
Why was 9/11 one of the worst episodes in American History? It was the pilot
The secretary of defense is telling the president a joke
Secretary: Knock Knock
President: Who’s there?
President: 9/11 who?
Secretary: You said you would never forget
Sorry if it’s a repost. I haven’t seen it on here yet.
* Knock knock.
* Who's there?
* 9/11 who?
* [You said you wouldn't forget](/spoiler)
Why is the polices number 911? Because 9/11 was the perfect number for them
I wanted to tell a 9/11 joke but they said it was too soon. The funny part is a lot of the victims probably said the same thing.
I dont make jokes about 9/11 They all tend to crash and burn
I don't understand why 9/11 is such a difficult topic. It's 0.8181, don't people have calculators?
People shouldn't joke about 9/11 it's a sensitive subject to people who lost their loved ones including me, i lost my uncle... He was the best pilot Saudi Arabia ever had.
As a European I will never understand the big deal about “9/11”. I mean what exactly happened on the 9th of November that was so memorable?
I hate when people creat humor from 9/11 My father died on that day. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I was recently flying with Alquaida Air Good service , 9/11
Only appropriate 9/11 joke I know
“YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!!!!”
A test have been filled by living presidents consisting of 11 points Bush did 9/11
9/11 jokes are so unfunny Its plane and simple
Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9
Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president
I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!