Without the Arabs we wouldn’t have 9/11. We would have IX/XI instead
Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11.
It would be IX/XI.
edit: Wow, I came back and this really blew up!
Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldn't exist. It would be IX/XI instead.
9/11 was a national tragedy. So is 11/9.
Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?
They can go through 94 stories in seconds!
Edit: Please don't hurt me.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You don't milk a cow for 10 years
Proof that 9/11 wasn't a government plot: It worked.
If it wasn't for Muslims, we wouldn't have had 9/11... It would have been IX/XI.
why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away.
People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...
9/11 jokes are terrible. The other 2/11, however, are hilarious.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a professional gardener? One is an outside job
My girlfriend dumped me on 9/11.
That's one way of making sure I'll never forget.
^^^This ^^^isn't ^^^a ^^^joke, ^^^I'm ^^^actually ^^^broken ^^^inside.
What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job.
9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!
9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you.
Why did the number 10 die? It was in the middle of 9/11
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims because they went through 104 stories in just a few seconds
9/11 jokes aren't funny. The other two are, though.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Which type of people are the world's fastest readers [DARK HUMOUR] 9/11 victims. They went through more than 50 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!
Without the Arabs, we wouldn't have 9/11 We would have IX/XI instead
How do we know 9/11 wasn't a government plot? Because it worked.
I thought you said you would never forget.
If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.
Without the Arabs, we would have never had 9/11. We would have had IX/XI.
what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you can't milk a cow for 14 years
I want to start an interior design company, I'm going to call it 9/11 because it's an inside job.
I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are.
My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words
[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
Today is the rest of the world's 9/11 No, seriously, look up the calendar.
Why are 9/11 victims great readers? They can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds
Why did only a few people laugh when Bush made a 9/11 joke? Because it was an inside joke
What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned.
Who are the worlds fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They blew through 87 stories in 10 seconds
The iPhone 8/10 unveiling was pretty great But the 9/11 announcement will be pretty awkward and unforgettable next year
I'm a Sikh and tired of being called a Muslim. We're the 7-ELEVEN guys not the 9/11 guys.
9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!
I wanted to tell a 9/11 joke but they said it was too soon. The funny part is a lot of the victims probably said the same thing.
I dont make jokes about 9/11 They all tend to crash and burn
People shouldn't joke about 9/11 it's a sensitive subject to people who lost their loved ones including me, i lost my uncle... He was the best pilot Saudi Arabia ever had.
As a European I will never understand the big deal about “9/11”. I mean what exactly happened on the 9th of November that was so memorable?
Why are 9/11 survivors the best storytellers? Because they went through 150 stories in 3 seconds
I hate when people creat humor from 9/11 My father died on that day. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Only appropriate 9/11 joke I know
“YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!!!!”
Why was 9/11 one of the worst episodes in American History? It was the pilot
Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
There is Nothing Funny About 9/11 Jokes They are Just Plane Wrong
What's more horrific than 9/11 for an Italian ? 7/11 pizza ...
9/11 jokes aren't funny but the other 2/11 are.
9/11 couldn’t have been an inside job because Because the planes came from the outside
Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11 It'd be IX/XI
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11 You cant milk a cow for 16 years
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 16 years straight.
9/11 was too main-stream for hippies That's why they never forget the Alamo.
Why is 10 scared? Because it's in the middle of 9/11
My grand-dad died in 9/11 He was the best pilot in Saudi-Arabia.
9/11 jokes are so unfunny Its plane and simple
If 9/11 was a inside job what was 7/11? A part time job
Don't make 9/11 jokes please They're just plane wrong
You can't make fun of 9/11 That's just plane wrong
Whats the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You should stop milking the cow after 15 years.
A Tasteful 9/11 Joke is Possible!
You said you'd never forget!
9/11 Jokes Are Not Funny They're just plane wrong!
9/11 jokes... ....are just plane wrong and so are jokes about handicapped people. I just can't stand them.
9/11 victims are the fastest readers They went through 90 stories in 10 seconds.
My brother is a 9/11 truther, a flat earther, and a Soundcloud rapper. No, really.
We may never know if 9/11 was an inside job… … but we definitely know that 7-11 is a part time job.
9/11 jokes are not very funny. But the other 2/11? They're the best.
No one understands 9/11 jokes Because they're all inside jokes
Why were the twin towers mad on 9/11? Because they ordered pepperoni but all the got was plane.
From my observations I've noticed that many jokes about 9/11... ...tend to be inside jokes.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers ever? They can go through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
The problem with 9/11 jokes is that they never seem to land.
Who are the fastest story readers in history? 9/11 victims because they went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Events like 9/11 don't grow on trees They grow on Bushes
Who are the worlds fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through over 80 stories in 2 seconds
Everyone makes 9/11 jokes. I think they are just plane wrong, honestly.
9/11 jokes aren't funny And 2/11 jokes are just plane stupid
Whenever you hear someone say...
...Bush did 9/11. Simply tell them "Don't JUMP to conclusions."
Why did 9/11 happen? Because someone ordered a pepperoni pizza but got plain instead.
Roses are red 9/11 was an inside job
Why 10 wasn't invited to the number party? 9/11 conspiracy.
I lost both of my parents on 9/11... I found them later back at the house, but it was a harrowing 20 minutes.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 17 years.
When aliens don't understand 9/11 comedy...
We should say:
'Its fine. It was an inside-joke.'
On 9/11, one of the worst things in American history occured... Condolences from the UK on Trump winning the election.
Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9
Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president
9/11 Jokes Aren't Funny... they are just plane wrong.
A 9/11 widow, a black slave, a jew who survived Auschwitz and a clairvoyant walk in to the Challenger Spacecraft "I don't like where this joke is going" says the clairvoyant
9/11 gave rise to "Truthers", Obama gave rise to "Birthers", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called "Saucers"?
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? Bush didn't do a cow.
Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."
I always use 09/11 as my pass code... ... so I'll "never forget."
They made a TV series about 9/11 But it didn't get past the pilot
I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!