Easter Bunny Jokes

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Funniest Easter Bunny Jokes

I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.

I remember as a child my parents filling my head with nonsense such as the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy. Now I dont believe in any of that made up rubbish, thank God.

I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.

Edit: Thanks for the elf. Are elfs real?...

I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well, now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.

As kids, we were gullible enough to believe in fictional characters we never see like Santa and the Easter Bunny. As adults, we know better... Thank God.

As a child my parents used to tell me about the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Santa I dont believe in those stories anymore, thank GOD

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up? He uses Hare Spray...

(Ill see myself out)

Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.

How do things come out of the Easter Bunny? With rear eggularity.

What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate

What does the Easter Bunny turn into when attacked? Hop-timus Prime

My kid said I was like the Easter Bunny He stopped believing in me years ago

Why does the Easter Bunny drink IPAs? He loves the hops.

Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.

(It's the only Easter joke that I know)

What type of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.

I think if women really got to know me they’d find my personality a lot like a chocolate Easter bunny. On the outside sweet but Hollow and disappointing on the inside.

Why did Donald Trump lock down the White House when the Easter Bunny was escaping? because his hare is almost gone.

I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday It was a hare raising experience.

What is springy and springy? the Easter Bunny

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!

How can the Easter bunny afford so much candy? It's so rich that all of its meals are 24 karat

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite type of music? Hip Hop!

A warning to the Easter Bunny: Don't put all your eggs in one basket!

A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.

Easter is the holiday where we celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and savior: The Easter Bunny

I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.

Who is the Easter bunny’s favorite philosopher? Heidegger

What kind of rabbit makes bread and beer? A yeaster bunny.

Do you remember when you were young and you believed things that weren’t true? Like Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, that you’re parents were happy together...

How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare plane.

A chocolate Easter Bunny and me being alone on lockdown have one thing in common... We both are hollow inside.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? "Don't you want some bunny to love"

Why is the Easter bunny the poorest animal in the world? He carries his tail behind, has to hide his eggs and can only come once a year.

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny

When I grew up my parents always told me about the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy... Now that I'm older I don't believe in any of that made up nonsense, thank God!!!

A Priest, a Horse, Little Johnny, and the Easter Bunny Walk Into a Bar The poor bartender doesn't know what to say.

What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop, of course!

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Long Easter Bunny Jokes

I saw a little boy at the bus stop eating a giant chocolate Easter bunny. I said, "Hey kid, eating that much chocolate at one time is bad for you." He looked me in the eye and said, "Well, my grandpa lived to 103."

"Oh, really? Did *he* eat a lot of chocolate?"

"No, he minded his own damn business."

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the road sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents on him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves a paw at the them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair
and adds a permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees...

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

A Bunny Story..

Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny. The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run over the Easter Bunny!" The man started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another car approaching.
It was a woman in a red convertible. The woman stopped and asked what the problem was.The man explained, "I have done something horribly sad. I have run over the Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter, and it's all my fault."
The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she came back carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved back at the man and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over and over and over again until the man and the woman could no longer see the bunny.
Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, "What is that stuff in that bottle?" The woman replied, "It's harespray. It revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave."

On Easter morning a man and his son run over the Easter bunny...

They hop out of the car and the son immediately says "Daddy! You killed the Easter bunny!"

The man thinks to himself and then says "Don't worry, I know exactly what to do."

He goes to the trunk of the car and produces a spray can. He shakes it up and sprays the dead Easter bunny with it.

After a few minutes the Easter bunny pops up to its feet, grabs its basket, and hops down the road before it stops to turn around and wave. It hops a little bit more and then turns around and waves again. It keeps repeating this until it hops out of sight.

The son exclaims "Daddy! What was that!?"

The dad shows his son the can. The label reads "Hair spray -- brings new life to hair, gives permanent wave"

Heard this one from the priest this morning

A man was driving his car down the road, when all of a sudden the Easter Bunny popped out. The man tried to swerve in order to avoid the Easter Bunny, but it was to no avail. His basket flew into the air and scattered the eggs all over the side of the road.

The man pulled his car over, visibly upset and started crying. A woman saw this and pulled over. She asked what was wrong.
The man said, "I think I accidentally killed the Easter Bunny with my car."

The woman thought for a second, went back to her car and returned with a spray can. She proceeded to empty its contents on the rabbit.

A few moments later the Easter Bunny sprang up, gathered his eggs, waved to the man and woman and hopped down the road. A little ways down he turned around again and waved back and the two. He continued to hop, turn, and wave all the way down the road.

The man asked the woman, " What was in that spray can?"

The woman read off the can, "Hair Spray: restores life to dead hair and adds permanent wave."

"I accidentally killed the easter bunny!"

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible,"! he explains, I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says, "Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny , bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says, "Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

Happy Easter!

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he isDEAD.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong."I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the
two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves
again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again
and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says.

It says,

"Hair Spray: Restores life to dead hair, and adds a permanent wave."

A guy runs over the Easter bunny

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM." The blonde says,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny , bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says.. "Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.

Punny Easter Bunny

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

“I feel terrible,” he explained, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?”

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, “What in heaven’s name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?”

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: 
“Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”

Mother nature decides to buy a condo in Miami Beach.

Mother nature decided she would like to be a snowbird and bought a condo in Miami Beach. All of the mythological creatures were invited to her housewarming party.

Father time gave her a beautiful grandfather clock.
Jack Frost presented her with a state of art air conditioning system.
The Easter Bunny ensured her cupboard would be well stocked throughout the year.
Cupid provided a complete bedroom set with king size bed.

However, Mother Nature became enraged when she opened her gift from The Joker. She went on a tantrum and caused a class 5 hurricane to wipe out Miami Beach.

The Joker had given her a Dyson V6 Cordless Cleaner and we all know nature abhors a vacuum.

My Grandson Is A Smart Egg…

At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joined the other children in line waiting to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap. When it was his turn, Jake didn’t move; he just stared.

“Don’t you want to sit on the 
bunny’s lap?” I asked.

“No!” he shouted. “There’s 
a man in his mouth!”

There once were two rabbits in a field

The first said to the other, "I'm the magical Easter Bunny!", and showed him a basket full of colored eggs. The other rabbit lifted up a carrot, took a bite, and calmly said, "Sure, and I'm Bugs Bunny". The first rabbit waited for his proof, but the other rabbit just stood there, eating a carrot. The first rabbit eventually grew impatient and finally yelled, "You liar! If you're really Bugs Bunny, then I'm the damn Easter Bunny!". The other rabbit smiled and said, "Got ya".

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