How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?
He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)
Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anybody to find out he's sleeping with a chicken.
What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate
How do things come out of the Easter Bunny? With rear eggularity.
Why does the Easter Bunny drink IPAs? He loves the hops.
Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs?
He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.
(It's the only Easter joke that I know)
My kid said I was like the Easter Bunny He stopped believing in me years ago
What does the Easter Bunny turn into when attacked? Hop-timus Prime
What type of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.
Why did Donald Trump lock down the White House when the Easter Bunny was escaping? because his hare is almost gone.
I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday It was a hare raising experience.
Both of my parents died in a car crash when I was a kid. Not only did I lose my parents, but Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny all forgot about me that year too.
A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.
What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite type of music? Hip Hop!
A warning to the Easter Bunny: Don't put all your eggs in one basket!
What is springy and springy? the Easter Bunny
Easter is the holiday where we celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and savior: The Easter Bunny
What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? "Don't you want some bunny to love"
A Priest, a Horse, Little Johnny, and the Easter Bunny Walk Into a Bar The poor bartender doesn't know what to say.
Why is the Easter bunny the poorest animal in the world? He carries his tail behind, has to hide his eggs and can only come once a year.
What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop, of course!
I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.
What kind of rabbit makes bread and beer? A yeaster bunny.
Do you remember when you were young and you believed things that weren’t true? Like Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, that you’re parents were happy together...