I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
I remember as a child my parents filling my head with nonsense such as the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy. Now I dont believe in any of that made up rubbish, thank God.
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.
Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
Edit: Thanks for the elf. Are elfs real?...
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well, now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
As kids, we were gullible enough to believe in fictional characters we never see like Santa and the Easter Bunny. As adults, we know better... Thank God.
As a child my parents used to tell me about the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Santa I dont believe in those stories anymore, thank GOD
How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?
He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)
Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate
Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs?
He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.
(It's the only Easter joke that I know)
I think if women really got to know me they’d find my personality a lot like a chocolate Easter bunny. On the outside sweet but Hollow and disappointing on the inside.
Why did Donald Trump lock down the White House when the Easter Bunny was escaping? because his hare is almost gone.
How can the Easter bunny afford so much candy? It's so rich that all of its meals are 24 karat
A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.
Easter is the holiday where we celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and savior: The Easter Bunny
I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.
Do you remember when you were young and you believed things that weren’t true? Like Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, that you’re parents were happy together...
A chocolate Easter Bunny and me being alone on lockdown have one thing in common... We both are hollow inside.
Why is the Easter bunny the poorest animal in the world? He carries his tail behind, has to hide his eggs and can only come once a year.
When I grew up my parents always told me about the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy... Now that I'm older I don't believe in any of that made up nonsense, thank God!!!
A Priest, a Horse, Little Johnny, and the Easter Bunny Walk Into a Bar The poor bartender doesn't know what to say.