Easter Bunny Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up? He uses Hare Spray...

(Ill see myself out)

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Funny Easter Bunny Jokes
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Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anybody to find out he's sleeping with a chicken.

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What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate

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How do things come out of the Easter Bunny? With rear eggularity.

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My kid said I was like the Easter Bunny He stopped believing in me years ago

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Why does the Easter Bunny drink IPAs? He loves the hops.

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Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.

(It's the only Easter joke that I know)

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What does the Easter Bunny turn into when attacked? Hop-timus Prime

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.

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Why did Donald Trump lock down the White House when the Easter Bunny was escaping? because his hare is almost gone.

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I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday It was a hare raising experience.

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Both of my parents died in a car crash when I was a kid. Not only did I lose my parents, but Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny all forgot about me that year too.

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A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite type of music? Hip Hop!

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A warning to the Easter Bunny: Don't put all your eggs in one basket!

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What is springy and springy? the Easter Bunny

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Easter is the holiday where we celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and savior: The Easter Bunny

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I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.

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What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? "Don't you want some bunny to love"

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A Priest, a Horse, Little Johnny, and the Easter Bunny Walk Into a Bar The poor bartender doesn't know what to say.

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Why is the Easter bunny the poorest animal in the world? He carries his tail behind, has to hide his eggs and can only come once a year.

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What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop, of course!

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What kind of rabbit makes bread and beer? A yeaster bunny.

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Do you remember when you were young and you believed things that weren’t true? Like Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, that you’re parents were happy together...

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