What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?
Edit: Thanks for Frontpage I will read thru all this when I get home and yeah I'm not an Atheist I'm a Christian
An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar I know because they told me.
An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.
An atheist, vegan, and crossfitter walk into a bar I don't know what happened because I left
What do you call an atheist business? A non-prophet organization.
A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everybody
Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers.
What do you call an atheist charity? A non-prophet organization
A crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone.
Most of the year I'm an atheist but I typically start to believe during the holidays. I guess you could say I'm **Eggnog**stic. ^I'll ^^show ^^^myself ^^^^out
What do you call an atheist charity? A non-prophet organisation.
What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a file after death.
Why did the atheist fail algebra? He never recognized a higher power.
An atheist, a vegan, and a cross fit enthusiast walk into a bar. And everyone knows because he won't shut up about it.
An American walks into an Irish pub
An Irishman yells, "Oi, Yank! Are you Catholic or are you Protestant?"
"Err... I'm atheist," the tourist says awkwardly.
"Ahh, but which one don't you believe in?"
Did you know the guy who invented autocorrect is an atheist? He's going to he'll
What does a dyslexic atheist with insomnia do? Stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says, "What is this, a joke?!"
Why can't atheist solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers.
An atheist walks into a bar that's full, and someone gets up and offers him a space. Why doesn't he take it? Because then he'd be a theist.
What's a dilemma for an atheist vegan? What will they tell you about first??
I'm dyslexic, atheist & insomniac I stayed up all night wondering if there really is a doG
A Atheist,Vegan, and athlete walk into a bar, I only know them because they told everyone in the first 5 minutes
A vegan, atheist and crossfittter walk into a bar...... I knew this because they told everyone within two minutes
I'm confused. My professor told me Nietzsche was 'an atheist who worshiped at the altar of nihilism'. Is nothing sacred?
An Atheist, a Vegan and a Vaper walks into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes -_-
What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night? Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
An atheist, a vegan, and a cross-fitter walked into a bar. I know because they told everyone within the first two minutes.
What does a dyslexic atheist with insomnia do with their time? They stay up late at night wondering if there is a Dog.
An atheist, a vegan, and a feminist walked into a bar.
How did I know?
They all admitted it within 5 minutes of being here.
An atheist started an organization It was non-prophet
An atheist and vegan and pro-life walk to a bar I know cause they told everyone In 5 sec
What do you get when you cross a Mormon with an atheist? Someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason.
You hear of that dyslexic atheist cat? He didn’t believe in dog.
The Atheist Church of America just filed a new tax status with the IRS.
They are a non-prophet organization.
What do you call the atheist head covering? A fedora
I'm a part of the atheist community Its a non-prophet organization
What do you do as a Dyslexic Insomniac Atheist? You stay up all night questioning the existence of a dog.
Did you guys hear about the Atheist organization? It's a non-Prophet organization
What does an atheist call the meeting of Muhammad, Moses, and Joseph Smith? A non-prophet organization
You can be atheist as much as you want... ...but Britney still believes.
A vegan, an atheist and a mobile dev walk into a bar You might have already noticed that...
An Atheist, a Christian and a Buddhist all walk into a bar. What a diverse neighborhood.
What do you say when you're an Atheist Jew? I am Jew-ish
What did they say about the atheist seminary? Its a non prophet organization
An insomniac atheist dyslexic with DID walks into a bar. The two are up all night arguing about the existence of doG.
It’s hard being a dyslexic atheist believing that dogs don’t exist.
What did Darth Vader say to the atheist? “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
An atheist, a feminist, and a Trump supporter walk into a bar I know because they each told me within the first 10 seconds of meeting them.
An atheist orphan receives an Academy Award. "I have no one to thank, but myself."
What do you call an atheist Kanye West? Ye of little faith